https://www.vlr.gg/475900/g2-esports-vs-sentinels-champions-tour-2025-americas-stage-1-ubsf

Didn't hear you back then

Rahul Kajeem 'BeraJr' Atif Leonardo Abbakumov Ronaldo

Giancarlo Altintop 'DaBetz' al Abdul Von Der Patterson

shut yo ass up kiddo

He will rekt BBL

Like, instead of speeding forward, why don’t they just stay still at high altitude and wait for the Earth to rotate underneath?

It would cost way less in fuel and still be just as fast.

reported

It is not without a touch of emotion that I come to announce the big news.

I am overjoyed. As a fellow vlr user, I am proud of the journey we’ve taken to get here.

Tonight at exactly 8:18 p.m., I was urgently summoned to Wood Colombo, where Giuseppe, my thing, was calling for me with such insistence, with such longing, that no sedative, no tranquilizer could calm him down.

Upon arrival, I was immediately taken care of by the medical staff, who, I must say, are courteous and welcoming.

I was placed in a wheelchair and dressed in a pristine white tunic before being rushed to Giuseppe’s cell.

Once there, the infamous raging beast was howling and writhing in an intangible agony.

When it saw me, it screamed even louder, its contorted, frantic movements intensifying as it approached me, hesitantly, even fearfully.

Of course, a steel cable connected to a mechanical motor was secured around its neck to prevent any unfortunate incident.

But anyway, let me get to the purpose of this post and the cause of my joy.

As I approached, Giuseppe, my thing, collapsed to the ground and gently placed his lips on my feet.

After kissing them for a long time, he wiped them clean and retreated belly-down to a corner of the cell.

The entire ASYLUM erupted in joy and hailed me as a champion.

Tomorrow, we’ll throw a party to celebrate the event. All vlr users are invited.

Dance the Macarena for me, Oussama Gunther Von Grothendieck El Siciliani :)

You are broken, you stinking monster.

When I snap my fingers, you come out of your chest and dance for your master, the vile exodemon.

Did I not teach you proper manners, I, Giuseppe/Gepetto, your creator, your carpenter?

I breathed life into you, you horrible creature.

Now go back into your chest and reflect on your monstrosity.

That's not an insect ...

Which one repulse you the most? for me it's fucking cockroaches.

Yeah he doesn't give af

for sure

Serial showed his potential yesterday

598 more, you got this bro!

2 hours left btw!

Good luck

It's way easier than pull ups!

Yes.

Therefore, all EMEA fans should do 600 pull ups.

TODAY.

You have 2 hours left.

uwusausage

Thank you

Fracture worst map easily

Sorry guys, it's the fucking pollen ...

dom ass

I am Ange1 biggest fan, I watch watching him when he was playing for Hellraisers in CS

We are going to Toronto baby

Grandpa Ange1 still got it

Beautiful Valorant displayed by Na'vi.

Ange1 masterclass.

#navination

13-1

SEN are no better than FNC or GEN G for example

More like MIDBR/SEN sneak

I'm not convinced, what about you guys?

Listen, I'm a NA hater but I like this koalanoob guy, I hope he makes it to Toronto for his little kiddo!

#letsgonavi #ange1masterclass #shaoshow

Dessert: Garbage2 fans tears

You are finished, monster.

I just can't figure it out.

zekken is closer to skrossi

Probably Redgar

This team would fry

G2
TH
GEN G
FNC
MIBR
XLG
PRX
BLG
RRQ
BBL
WOLVES
SEN

You are poop destroyer.

You are broken, you stinking monster.

When I snap my fingers, you come out of your chest and dance for your master, the vile exodemon.

Did I not teach you proper manners, I, Giuseppe/Gepetto, your creator, your carpenter?

I breathed life into you, you horrible creature.

Now go back into your chest and reflect on your monstrosity.

We know who you are Khalil Pistaccio Al Canneloni

20 minutes for alfajer to take a shit? tf

alfajer had to take a fat shit

Flag.

Take your meds.

+kyousuke the russian monster

https://imgur.com/a/vTj8bsW

what is that?