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SOCCER FANS COME

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#1
RickyIndian

you can't be telling me this sport is interesting when the highlights are 5 minutes long...

20% of the highlights are introductions and the other half is penalties.

football (football) highlights are 10-15 minutes and have so much action in them

we may have many more commercial breaks, but our sport is still more interesting in a less amount of time.

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babysasuke
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good morning ricky indian

#3
RickyIndian
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hey sasuke

#4
stratdiff
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its football men

#5
RickyIndian
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whatever YOU call it, it's still boring and overrated asf.

#18
BananaBread
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1 billion people would disagree

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brdreamer
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5 billion, not 1...

#58
Kk0bra
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U have no idea
For context just watch traditional test cricket , u probably pull ur hairs out

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RickyIndian
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i watch test cricket with my dad all the time bro.

#6
minte
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go to a stadium in europe or south america to watch some real football instead of handegg

then you will feel the atmosphere and not just the audio from your illegal 720p stream

#7
RickyIndian
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football (football) has a 50x better atmosphere than a soccer match

most COLLEGE football matches are more exciting than your boring ass sport

#8
minte
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once again, go to europe or south america my friend

then you will feel a real atmosphere

#10
RickyIndian
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i've been to soccer games and football games

my high school football games were more entertaining

#11
iframedeez
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I love handegg, I remember it's a great sport to play with your cousins as you can body slam them and they'll be crying to their parents. great sport to bully lil bros lmaoo

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RickyIndian
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your scrawny soccer players cry after getting bumped into

what's your point?

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iframedeez
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we do divin a lot tho ur right then again those diving got rewarded(not always) you can say it's tactic even if it cowardly at the end of the day brawn & brawl aren't the core of football, handegg on the otherhand...

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minte
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where did you for your "soccer game"?

#14
RickyIndian
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i watched arsenal vs newcastle 2019

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brdreamer
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asdhuasduahsudhasdasd

#16
Mortadelo
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You being to a “soccer” Highschool game does not count yk

#17
babysasuke
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sorry, you dont have the reading comprehension skills to join this discussion

#24
RickyIndian
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are you illiterate?

my high school football games

im talking about real football

also #14

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stratdiff
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the world doesn't revolve around USA ricky

#42
Ronaldo888
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404

#19
Domination
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I don't wanna watch men in armor with sweats hugging each other just to get an egg

#20
NajibRazak
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football>handegg. heck even rugby>handegg

#21
Beyonder2
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bla bla bla... football/futboll better

#22
hekzy
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Handegg is dogshit and that's why nobody on god's green earth gives two shits about it. Nobody other than Americans who have a serial condition of supporting boring-ass, dumb-ass sports for imbeciles and fatties.

Literally nobody gives a fuck and that's because it's trash. /Close

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RickyIndian
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90 minutes for the score to end 0-0

#27
hekzy
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2 mins to watch 15 mins of KFC commercials.

Just admit that your dogshit sports are just an excuse for you to eat hotdogs and drink beers.

#28
babysasuke
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excuse for you to eat hotdogs and drink beers.

What the fuck do you do at a Soccer game lmfao

#30
hekzy
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1) watch the game
2) cheer for the teams (sing etc)
3) not get obese

#31
babysasuke
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there aren't even obese people in America lol

Thats your shitty BBC propaganda trying to deter you idiots from emigrating

#34
hekzy
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My friend you're 14 and 230kg you're not in a position to make that claim.

#35
babysasuke
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bro really said kg im dying hahahahahah

you wish this was true so bad 💀

#53
hekzy
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would you like me to weigh you in pickup trucks, mcnuggets or glocks?

show physique or stfu kid

#70
nutab1e
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facts lil bro should stream 🤤🤤🤤

#71
nutab1e
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read my comment above ^

#29
RickyIndian
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2 mins to watch 15 mins of KFC

lmao commercials in the USA don't go past 4 minutes at a time

your sport runs for 90 minutes for the game to end 0-0

even if it has some goals, your 4 minute highlight videos is half penalties...

#33
hekzy
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I don't even know how you managed to type all of that before the commercials came about to grab your attention. Because let's be honest the commercials are the most exciting part about handegg.

Anyway you're an obese American with a low attention span of a teen TikTok star. Your culture is garbage and that translates to your sports which are boring af and nobody in the world gives a fucking shit about them, because they're not worth shit.

Wake me up when a single 3 digit IQ person (non Americans) is willing to watch your shitty sports.

#36
RickyIndian
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this guy said im obese

kekwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

quite racist too

soccer players struggle to get past an IQ of 50

fans like you have no real argument so they attack you personally. EU mindset

#38
babysasuke
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its not racist if its toward americans you obese burger eater gun owner lockdown drill snowflake

#40
RickyIndian
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omg true !!!!

#52
hekzy
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"The average NFL game includes 63 minutes of commercials, or nearly 33% of the broadcast, according to the Wall Street Journal."

"As for soccer it's 15 minutes. "

Peak Handegg Viewership: 114.44 million viewers
Peak Football Viewership: 3.572 billion people

You, RickyIndian, out of all people on this site have literally 0 fucking grounds on speaking about IQ. You are the most iconic low IQ degenerate imbecile in this site. Your takes are constantly dogshit and I doubt you are an adult as your way of expressing yourself is beyond childish, even in your mother tongue.

"fans like you have no real argument" You have only said that football is boring and that handegg is more exciting. Meanwhile I've provided DATA, FACTS, STATS as to why you follow a dogshit sport out of spite and in coherence to your lowly intellect.

Now fuck off, both you and braindeadsasuke, fucking imbeciles.

#69
goofy_goober
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bro went all out and silenced them 💀💀💀

#74
blazennn
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nah they just see man has some issues💀

#23
33AJ
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What is soccer

#26
babysasuke
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the game where the scrawny guys run back and forth to score wickets and pretend to fall for free kicks

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alexxx
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agreed ice hockey owns football

#37
Prontera
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A cringe ass sentinel fan who doesn't like football.

Ugh. Thats just a sad virgin.

#39
RickyIndian
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fans like you have no real argument so they attack you personally. EU mindset

great argument on why your sport is good

#41
Prontera
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I don't need to give u an argument, ur opinions doesnt matter, most of them are wrong and straight up dumb.

Im gladly insulting u. Made my day better.

#43
RickyIndian
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if my opinions are wrong or dumb, surely there's a simple argument against that right? or is it too much for you dumbass EU brain?

sad that you get a knock out of insulting random people on the internet

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Prontera
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Stop, virgin. U are not even fit enough to talk about sport. Stick with ur valorant knowledge. It's embarrasing for someone to talk about sport when they never even touch grass outside.

I guess it's so normal to see burgers hating on worldwide sport. Because nobody outside america really care about NHL or NFL. Or nobody knows about it at all. People outside america most likely know anything about WWE than those silly sports u guys have so much proud of.

#45
TetsutetsuTetsutetsu
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don't really have an opinion but idk how yall watch for 90 minutes to end in a draw

#46
USCK
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But no one outside of US watches american football

#49
brdreamer
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Your "sport" is not even among the most watched/played sports in the world...

#50
elayaCL
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Well, there's a reason why billions of people watch and like it. I'm sure there must be something about that which doesn't label football as "boring".

#51
brdreamer
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He wants to compare something watched by ~200mi to 4/5 billion 💀 Close numbers...

#54
Dybala21
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Ricky, don’t make me lose my respect to you

#55
RedHood14
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15 years old detected
opinion rejected

#61
RickyIndian
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no longer 15

#64
reycac
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happy birthday

#65
RickyIndian
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thanks mane

#56
Tosspoa
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15 minutes between 3 hours of advertising.

#62
RickyIndian
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wow that has a lot to do with the sport!!!!!!!!

at least attack the sport, not the media aspect

#57
MarcoDaPacoca
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stop reading after "soccer"

#59
Kk0bra
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"Soccer" is better cause TMV , and Soccer is a game with the richest history and probably the most high octane traditional athletic sport also it has wide appeal, u only need a relatively big ball, I don't think that applies to American football (also American football is the definition of a Twitter blue alt account but for sports names, like seriously give it a different name)

#60
cocoluna
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Rickyindian and babysauske vs All of VLR

#66
Birssa
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stop reading after "soccer"

#67
iOnyx
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RickyIndian is literally 1v100 clutching

#68
EndMePleaseUwU
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Ricky go back watching your 1 hour long ads :)))))

#76
ragnar28
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some facts here
Dont take it seriously... just for fun

#77
FlyingDoggoWoweeCIap7
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soccer

#78
renywri
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"soccer" 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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