i'll do whatever the most upvoted comment says...
Of course, we ALL propose with our arms wide open and our knees slightly bent
You mean there aren’t full on dance sequences at every moment and murderous mothers in law running around feuding with their families?
And then the mother-in-law say "What?" 5 times with a knife slashing sound effect, after you present a simple demand
The daughter in law has some crazy accident, gets face plastic surgery and is gone for a bit before re-entering the household with a different identity until she reveals that the mother in law was behind all of it
fly to a small town in Thailand, get accepted by their people, learn the language, train in muay thai for a year and a half, fight in a tournament, win the tournament, return to the USA and join the UFC, stay in shape and go undefeated in your weight class, retire and do an interview
citing this comment as the reason you fought so hard
dude didnt even finish the copypasta
change your flag and flair combo to israel + envy
the israeli envy combo must take over VLR