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Girlfriend applications open

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#1
omegacopium

My core strengths:

  • Male friends are okay as long as I can have female friends too
  • Women are perfect and have no icks
  • I'm French
  • I'm a Liquid fan
  • I'm funny
  • I also think men in general are very icky (that's why I love women)
  • I'll glaze your team even if I don't like them
  • I can make bread

Only open until tomorrow, because I can't accept too many applications!

#2
Prase
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How is being TL fan core strength

#7
foythvlr
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means he will never give up on you even if you keep disappointing him

#12
omegacopium
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This guy almost got it, "disappointing" is a bit too much

Read #9 for clarification

#98
Effluxi
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NAH WTF

#9
omegacopium
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Even if you change I'll still stay with you no matter what, because I have faith in you 💙

#13
LugiaVLR
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I think he's implicating that Liquid fans can withstand atrocities very well (getting groped at champs + not winning anything)

#82
Aminbg02
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grouped at champs and toronto and bangok

#89
ashyemperor
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who groped them at champs? see something, say something bro...

#3
poggpigg
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“I’m French”

💀

#16
omegacopium
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Cristiano Ronaldo is your God, best thing to ever come out of THAT country

#21
poggpigg
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?

#40
omegacopium
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Read again if you still don't get it BUDDY 🤬

#43
poggpigg
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why are u being mean to me 😢

i like france 😊

#58
omegacopium
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That's better, keep joibaiting

#99
Effluxi
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sideshow alt spotted

#108
omegacopium
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Sideshow isn't French

#23
SnorlaxEnjoyer
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YOU ARE FRENCH

#38
omegacopium
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Booooo

#42
aketrps
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France """""National""""" Team

Kylian Mbappé — father from Cameroon, mother from Algeria
Marcus Thuram — family from Guadeloupe (Caribbean)
Khéphren Thuram — family from Guadeloupe
Ousmane Dembélé — family from Mali and Mauritania
Michael Olise — father from Nigeria, mother Franco-Algerian
Bradley Barcola — family from Togo
Rayan Cherki — family from Algeria and Italy
Maghnes Akliouche — family from Algeria
Aurélien Tchouaméni — family from Cameroon
Manu Koné — family from Mali
Ibrahima Konaté — family from Mali
Dayot Upamecano — family from Guinea-Bissau
Jules Koundé — family from Benin
William Saliba — family from Cameroon
Mike Maignan — family from French Guiana
Brice Samba — family from the Republic of the Congo
Malo Gusto — family from Guadeloupe
Warren Zaïre-Emery — family from Martinique
Désiré Doué — family from Ivory Coast
Lucas Hernández — family from Spain
Theo Hernández — family from Spain
Adrien Rabiot — family of French and Italian origin
Lucas Digne — family of French origin
Lucas Chevalier — family of French origin

#50
omegacopium
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All I see is "family family family" and not "player from, player from"

NT though

#87
aketrps
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"family" means mom and dad, almost none of them r really from france

#102
omegacopium
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So? What do their parents have to do with where THEY were born?

#79
Wolfed
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are almost all Americans Europeans and Africans, then?

#85
foythvlr
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deadass spreading neonazi rethoric out of nowhere 😭

#86
aketrps
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como assim neonazi? o cara falou q a unica coisa boa q saiu de portugal foi o cr7, só comentei que praticamente nenhum jogador da frança tem de fato origem francesa

#95
foythvlr
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po irmao isso daí é uma linha de pensamento escrota advinda de ideologias de purismo racial

#124
aketrps
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você ta tirando o contexto e mudando completamente o sentido
a unica coisa que eu quis dizer é que assim como ele diz que a unica coisa boa que saiu de portugal é o cristiano, eu to falando que as "coisas boas" da frança nem são francesas
mesma coisa você falar que quem defende socialismo é nazi pq o partido do hit era socialista

#126
foythvlr
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tu nao ta entendendo que falar que esses não são franceses em si é uma retórica anti imigração e neonazi

#130
aketrps
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e eu to falando nesse sentido? como eu disse, se tem mais alguem que fala em outro sentido, não é culpa minha, não significa que eu apoio isso
muito pelo contrario, o meu argumento literalmente mostra que a frança por si só não se sustenta e depende dos imigrantes
eu deixei claro o sentido que eu to usando e você está ignorando completamente
eu não tenho nada contra imigrantes e sou completamente contra qualquer tipo de intolerância

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foythvlr
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eu entendo sua intenção mas falar "nacional" entre aspas referenciando a origem implica que são menos franceses por serem imigrantes de qualquer jeito, sacou? reforçando uma ideia de purismo nacional de sangue. não acho que foi malicioso, mas acho que isso daí é um caminho perigoso de seguir nos tempos atuais

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sideshowsbaldhead
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no you don’t get it i support immigrants unless they play soccer for a team i don’t like

#96
foythvlr
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right like 😭 took the joke way too seriously lmfao

#100
sideshowsbaldhead
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no you still don’t get it i’m defending him because while his rhetoric is inherently based in racism it’s okay because i hate france and want to delegitimize their success in any way possible

#116
foythvlr
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#127
aketrps
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Cristiano Ronaldo is your God, best thing to ever come out of THAT country

#125
aketrps
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wth r u talking about

#94
Ballsamolee
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theyre all french though

#97
Goatfnc
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Cristiano Rapistnaldo

#107
omegacopium
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Idk about that bud

#118
Goatfnc
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Google Ronaldo Las Vegas for more info

#4
SnorlaxEnjoyer
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why must you mention you are french, these are valorant players, most of them hate the french

#11
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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but i love napoleon

#15
SnorlaxEnjoyer
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and I love Genghis Khan what's your point

#17
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Together, we are based
Also, Napoleon is like a white fluffy sheep compared to Genghis

#18
omegacopium
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Well... If she loves me, she'll love France too

#27
poggpigg
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unfortunately 😔

i quite liked the place when i went there 👍

i think the hate is undeserved

#31
Teunoin
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people in paris are the worst people possible

#34
poggpigg
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I got treated well 👍

#75
Congo1
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Faka ju

#5
g2gcHATER
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where do i subscribe?

#19
omegacopium
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You're not a woman :( sorry

#24
g2gcHATER
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how do you know?

#80
shaggyboy1030
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did you just assume his/her gender???

#84
omegacopium
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No I didn't...

#6
nk77
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hi im from brazil im 20 years old and i have a bbl
do you wanna date me?

#20
omegacopium
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Sorry but no

If your butt makes you feel insecure then how am I going to make you feel safe 💔

#8
Monsteiur
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lost me at "french"

#25
omegacopium
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Your name is almost "Monsieur", I think you're a closeted Frenchie 🥰💙

#10
Teunoin
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hiiiii omegacopium <3 :p you still open?

#14
SnorlaxEnjoyer
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oh no

#22
Teunoin
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whhy do i get a oh no? wth

#26
SnorlaxEnjoyer
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he's french

#28
Teunoin
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i have had french lessons for 4 years, i can understand what people say and have a decent french accent, its just that i dont have the actual speaking vocubulary but when i hear it i understand quite a lot

#33
omegacopium
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You said I was dumb for not knowing the Netherland + not a woman

No can do 🙄

#36
Teunoin
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how are you so sure im not a woman? also the fact you didnt know means i can nurture and teach you new things :))))

#45
omegacopium
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veronika called you king and you didn't say anything

I did my research sussy boy

Come back when you're a woman please

#47
Teunoin
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Okay, so you believe everything nika says? she also says asuna the goat? i am very moldable i can be whatever you want, man, woman :p

#59
omegacopium
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Okay, that's better 🤍

#29
veronika
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stopped reading at “i’m french”

#32
LugiaVLR
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stopped reading at "#29 🇳🇴 veronika 100 🤡"

#54
veronika
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:( im sorry if ive offended u
i just like bait posts
pls forgive me </3

#35
omegacopium
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Stopped reading at "Asuna fan even though poor Cryo carries him everyday"

#30
Satile
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fr0nce lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

#37
omegacopium
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Of course it had to be an Englishman 🙄

#57
Satile
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is it time for another revolution?

#62
omegacopium
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Is it time for another dead queen? 💀

#65
Satile
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we have a king now not a queen sorry bud, also i dont even like the monarchy

#67
omegacopium
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Oh yeah? Watch what I'm gonna do to your king today 18:21 englishtime

#39
9wntr
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oui oui
je mappel syrup

#41
twigster001
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je mapple

#44
9wntr
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i was tryna right sum french but then started thinking abt maple syrup and got distracted

#49
twigster001
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quebec is essentially french you basically got it

#46
omegacopium
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Of course mods won't do anything about this because France is on the "allow discrimination list", just like India or Bron7-1l

#48
9wntr
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if i mention saudi in a slightly positive light i get -15 instantly

#51
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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dw ill tank the hit

#52
9wntr
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:3

#53
omegacopium
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Saudi Arabia is good

#55
9wntr
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alr nvm
w france
i love france
mbappe goat
henry > salah
victor wembenyama is gonna be top 5 oat

#60
omegacopium
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Thanks 💔

#93
sideshowsbaldhead
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i got banned for discrimination against the french mods don’t play about that shit

#106
omegacopium
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So just India and Bronzil then

#56
poiuu20
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ppl talk french like downside
them baguette long and tasty with butter icl

#61
omegacopium
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W poiuu, you're 100% right

#64
poiuu20
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been to paris and parts of south france so i can confirm

#63
milflover92
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If I was a straight loser femcel I'd be enticed but instead I'm just a gay loser so good luck to you sir 🫡

#66
omegacopium
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Thanks! I hope you find your mil* soon ☺

#69
milflover92
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I found her already i made my account very very long ago and my name is stuck so.

#73
omegacopium
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W!

#68
9wntr
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My core strengths:

I got motion
I play chess
I have a job
I play the acoustic guitar
I beat a medium demon in GD

#71
fungame024
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what is ur chess rating (i nearly drew with a fide 2000 before)

#72
9wntr
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im just getting into it again after a 3 year break
I played at a local event and beat a 1400
no official rating tho

#76
fungame024
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oh alr, i grinded like 5-6 years ago but i play ocassionally now with my friends

#70
fungame024
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im a little confused, are u guy or girl

#74
omegacopium
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I'm a guy

#77
fungame024
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and ur looking for an online gf?
also how old are you

#78
omegacopium
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Yes, I'm looking for a girlfriend

I'm 17 🙂

#81
fungame024
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i dont recommend getting into girls too early cuz honestly, relationships our age is pretty unmeaningful and 99% wouldnt work out in the long run. if ur doing it just for the experience then sure go ahead, but i think its more important to focus on studies and other stuff

#83
omegacopium
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Okay then, thanks for the tip!

#114
Kaust
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Getting into a relationship is always meaningful if it's the right person dear fungame024, don't write anything off too early

#88
Ranger45
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TL fan + French deadly combo rejected

#103
omegacopium
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GoNextEsports

#110
Ranger45
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same to u

#112
omegacopium
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My team - Team Liquid, internationally renowned team with trophies and goated players

Your team - GoNextEsports

#132
Ranger45
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whats my team do u invest money or play for TL and gonextesport is a scouting team not a team for compete

#90
n0vacane
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mid + french

#104
omegacopium
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Your country's flag looks like toothpaste buddy, I think you should sit this one out 😉🇫🇷

#91
drownnt
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probably couldve lied about the french part

#105
omegacopium
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Why would I? I'm a proud Frenchman

#101
31Raven
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im a straight guy can i apply u sound chill asf

#109
omegacopium
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Yes

Do you speak Français?

#111
Jayde
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Stopped reading at im french

#113
omegacopium
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Stopped reading at you don't even like men + you have a girlfriend + Swedish House Mafia

#115
CinnamonStew34s
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WAYNE MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#117
omegacopium
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Now we wait for the RT

#119
SudokuDude
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You can make bread? That's a green flag.

#120
omegacopium
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Yes 🥹

#121
BluePunchXD
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Nah i fw u

#122
omegacopium
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Same :)

#123
wkeyspectre
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Are you city french or countryside french?

#128
omegacopium
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Bayeux

#129
wkeyspectre
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Could be worse

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