hot take about water

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while it is 100% the healthiest beverage and the only one that you should drink every day, people who say water is the best drink are extremely performative

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beer

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kuruk

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beer tastes like shit no reason to drink it especially when you can get like a twisted tea and get just as drunk and not have your breath smell like piss

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I live in germany

It doesnt taste like shit

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based

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Shuyaa

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how german of you

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I think when you're really thirsty a cold glass of water is unironically the best drink i wouldn't rather drink anything else but when you're drinking just to drink Juice clears, that being said i basically only drink water

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askrial

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next, breathing will be considered performative, and you can only breathe scented air.

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yes bro yes every drink besides water is pure sugar and made just to kill you bro yes we should never enjoy our lives and all of our time should go into prolonging our lives just so we can continue to not enjoy it bro yes

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan

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And if you live your live by drinking these sugary drinks, you will not be able to after a certain point (diabetes)

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That glass of water at midnight hits like crack

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or in the morning when you just woke up.. gahdamn

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if i ask someone whats their favorite drink and their stupid ass starts saying shit like "OOOOH I LOOOOOVE WATER I LOVE WATER ITS MY FAVORITE EWWWW I DONT LIKE SODA OR COFFEE OR BEER OR WHATEVER THATS SOOOO GROOOSSSSS I LOOOOOOOOVE WATER I LOVE IT SO MUCH I DRINK WATER EVERY HOUR LIKE A WHOLE GALLON OF WATER EVERY WATER EVERY FUCKING HOUR I LOVE WATER I LOVE PISSING I LOVE PISSING EVERY MINUTE ITS SO FUN I LOVE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATER" then ill stop talking to them

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they make it sound like if you have any drink but water one time your life span instantly cuts in half like no bro im eating a cheeseburger im not about to dilute it

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im so pissed im genuinely having toruble typing cus i keep balling up my fistsim gonna fucking lose it

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this is soooooo fucking true, if somebody says this imma just immediately assume that the person is an edgelord who thinks working out and waking up at 4 am is cool

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mulyondoindon

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uhhh... name and thread history checks out ✅

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cold water >>>> water

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Luceus

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HOT CHOCOLATE IS SOOOOOOOOO GOOOODODOODODODK
Ice cold water is ok too ig

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JonahPork

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This is so true. Ngl if soda was healthy I’d only drink soda

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Laundry

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:(

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I feel like when a lot of people around the world speak about water, they're not talking about the same water, at least tap water, you guys should remember not every region adds the same types and amounts of minerals to your tap water, so our perceptions of water can be quite different, plain old water isn't really something to hype up, but some areas' tap water taste much better than others'.

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I don’t think they’re performative bro I think they are just into health lmao. Why do people that only drink water irritate you so much. Just sound like your trying to justify your soda addiction 😭😭

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but what if I actually don't like other drinks more than water

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Water walked so other drinks can now run