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VLR theory

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1ski

I have a theory that 90% of the accounts on this site are run by the same person, 5% are run by AI and the other 4% are me and you who are reading this. don't ask me about the remaining 2 or 3% (idk im bad at math)

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kuruk
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every vlr account is run by a separate entity.

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1ski
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prove it

#24
welikefortniteandvalorant
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Prove that you are living. You cant

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egann
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watashi is not a b-bot 🫃 ( ´;゚;∀;゚;)

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1ski
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can i lick your eyeball

#8
fungame024
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WTF?!!??!?

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1ski
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can i lick your perineum

#28
I_LOVE_LESS
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can i use you as a lab rat for my experiments

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Tempest24
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this why prx flairs have a bad rep

#42
Saikko
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cove

#44
Tempest24
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whzy

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m4
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LOL... who developed this botnet? Someone on vlr? HAHAHA

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1ski
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you... you did it

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grisx23
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m4 the type of guy to cite his own research on his research paper

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m4
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A - asparagus, apple, apricot, anchovies, applesauce, Alphabits cereal, artichokes, animal crackers, almonds, angel hair pasta, acini de pepe, acai berry, Apple Jacks cereal, avocado, Aero chocolate bar, agar agar, aubergine, angel food cake, aloo gobi, asiago cheese
B - beef, beans, broccoli, beets, barley, bacon, biscuits, bundt cake, bread, bagel, butter, burrito, banana, bologna, blackberry, blueberry, boysenberry, biscuit, bun, barbecue, BBQ, brownie, buffalo wings, basil, Bok choy, baker’s chocolate, breasts of chicken, brussel sprouts, blueberry muffins, banana bread, bean salad, baklava, buffalo meat, black bean buns, Balsamic dressing, breadfruit, bird's nest cookies, bird's nest soup, brains, bean sprouts, black eyed peas, Bruschetta, black forest cake, borscht, basmati rice, bulgur, butter squash, butter chicken,
C - corn, carrots, cabbage, cauliflower, crab, cracker, cookies, cucumber, croutons, cantaloupe, clams, cranberry sauce, corndog, cake, cashews, coconut, coffee, casserole, crepe, cod, cumquat, Caramel, candy, curry, cocoa, cream of mushroom, croissants, Caflib, chamomile tea, corn chips, cream cheese, custard, cranberries, currants, crawfish, crabcakes, Crème Brule, cabbage rolls, California dressing, cassava, creamsicle, Coroneto, candy cane, Coffee Crisp, corn flakes, cream puff, cow's tongue, caviar, corn fritters, cornbread, couscous, cobbler, carrot cake, custard, compote, coleslaw, cannoli

Soft C - cereal, cider, celery, cinnamon, Caesar salad, cilantro
Ch - chips, cheese, cherry, chicken, Chinese food, chili con carne, cheeseburger, Cheetos, Cheerios, chunky peanut butter, chocolate, chowder, chow mien noodles, Cheddar cheese, cheesesteak, chick peas, Chex Mix, chocolate chips, cheesecake, Chop suey, chapatis, chutney, churros, chalupas
D - duck, donut, Danish, drumsticks, Dutch apple pie, durian, dairy, deviled eggs, dill, dill pickles, Dutch cookies, dark chocolate, dates, dim sum, dahl soup, Dream whip, dolmades, dandelion greens, Ding Dongs, Doritos<, ditalini (pasta), br>
E - eggs, eggplant, endive, eggroll, Eskimo pie, escarole, eclairs, escargot, espresso, English muffin, Echinacea, elbow macaroni, eggnog, enchiladas, elephant ears, Eggs Benedict, edamame,
F - fish, French fries, fruit, funnel cake, fajitas, fortune cookie, French toast, figs, fudge, flapjacks, frijoles, fritters, frosting, fruitcake, fruit pie, frankfurters, fried pie, Fig Newtons, Fritos, fettuccine, falafal, free range eggs, feta, fiddlestick greens, flour, fricassee, flap jacks, flax seeds, flax oil, focaccia bread, fudgicle, Fasolada soup, fried rice, fruit salad
Soft G - gelatin, giblets, ginger, ginger ale, ginger beer, gingerbread, gelato
G - garlic, gravy, green beans, grapes, gooseberry, garbonzo, granola, grapefruit, guacamole, grapeseed oil, graham crackers, green olives, gailan, green pepper, garlic bread, goat's milk, gyoza, gala apples, guava, gumbo, gazpacho, gizzards, goulash

H - ham, horseradish, hamburger, hot dog, hoagie, honeydew, halibut, huckleberries, honey, hot chocolate, Heinz ketchup, Hollandaise, hummus, herbs, herrings, hearts of palm, hominy, hash browns, haggis, hog jowl, honey bun, Ho Ho's
I - ice cream, iced tea, icee, icing, Indian jujubee, iceberg lettuce, Italian bread, ita palm, In Australia icy pole: a frozen flavoured ice treat, icing sugar: confectioner's dusting sugar, and iced doughnut, Indian curry, Irish stew, imitation baco bits, Imitation crab, Impastata cheese, Indian pudding, infant formula, instant coffee, instant oatmeal, Italian dressing
J - juice, Jell-O, jelly, jam, jerky, jalapeño, Jujubes, jambalaya, Jamaican patties
K - kale, kohlrabi, kiwi, kidney beans, kumquat, kielbasa, Kool-Aid, ketchup, Kix cereal, Kit Kat candy bar, Kraft dinner, Knorr soup, Kraft dressing, kamut
L - lima bean, leeks, lentils, liver, lettuce, lasagna, lemons, limes, lobster, linguine, lemonade, lamb, lemon tarts, long john donuts, legumes, Little Debbies Snack Cakes, liverwurst, licorice, Life cereal,
M - mustard, macaroni, mushroom, milk, melon, muffin, marshmallows, mozzarella, mango, mince meat, marmalade, mahi-mahi, maraschino cherries, minestrone, margarine, maple syrup, mayonnaise, mashed potatoes, mackerel, miso, manicotti, martimonial cake, mousse, Mars bar, meatloaf, masala, millet, moussaka, mayhaws, marmite,
N - noodles, nuts, nachos, nectarines, nuggets, Nutter-Butter Cookies,

Nesquik drink mix, Nerds candy, Neapolitan ice cream, Nalley’s chips, Nestle’s chocolate, naan bread, Necco Wafers, Neufatual cheese,
O - onion, okra, orange, oatmeal, omelet, olives, oysters, octopus, Oreo cookies, Old Dutch chips, Ovaltine, oregano, organic salad, ox tail, ostrich eggs, oat cakes, orzo
P - pasta, pickles, peas, potato, potato chips, parsley, pumpkin, peppers, parsnips, pork, popcorn, pistachios, pie, peanuts, pizza, peanut butter, pudding, peaches, pears, plum, prunes, pancake, pastry, pineapple, peppermint, pumpernickel, papaya, pretzels, popsicles, pecans, pepperoni, persimmons, Portabello mushrooms, pine nuts, perogies, pimentos, pinto beans, paprika, putanesca, parmesan, prawns, poi, potstickers, poutine, puffed wheat, protein shakes, protein bars, pakora, passionfruit, porridge, plantain, pilaf, perch, pollock, potroast, plum sauce, pesto, Peking duck, paella, pita bread, polenta, pate, Pavlova, pancetta, pomegranate
Q - quiche, quail, quince, quesadilla, quinoa, Quaker oatmeal, quick oats, quakes rice cakes, Nestle's Quik, quorn,
R - rutabaga, rhubarb, radish, rice, ribs, rolls, rye bread, raspberry, ravioli, rigatoni, raisins, ratatouille, relish, Ritz crackers, rosehips, romaine, rooibos, rice crackers, roti, red delicious, rye crisp, rice paper, rootbeer float, red lentils, refried beans, rissotto, Reuben sandwich, ramen, radicchio, ricotta cheese, romano cheese, Rocky Road ice cream, roll-ups,
S - spinach, squash, soybean, steak, spaghetti, salad, swiss cheese, soup, sandwich, sausage, spam, scallop, sushi, sauce, succotash, sundae, stuffing, strawberry, stromboli, snow peas, salami, stew, salmon, sunflower seeds,

swordfish, satsuma, Slushies, squid, Sesame seeds, Swiss chard, sour cream, sardines, salsa, satziki, souvlaki, sashimi, spelt, sesame oil, spanokopita, spinach dip, sasparilla, spumoni, Spartan apples, starfruit, sweet potato, Skor's bars, smores, stoned wheat crackers, soysauce, smoothie shake, samosa, Spanish rice, snapper, split peas, scones, stirfry, sweet and sour, sorbet, sloppy joes, string cheese, souffle, Starburst,
Sh - shish kabob, shells, shepherd's pie, shrimp, sherbet, shallot, Shredded Wheat, shark fin soup, shortbread, shortcake
T - tomato, turnip, turkey, turtle, tapioca, toast, taco, tuna, tortillas, taffy, tarts, tuna, tangerine, tossed salad, tabasco pepper sauce, tamale, TV dinners, tater tots, tempura, tofu, tempeh, tortellini, triscuits, tamarind, tabbouleh salad, teriyaki, torte, trifle, truffle, turmeric, tahini, Twinkies, twizzlers, tostitos,
Th - thighs, Thousand Island salad dressing, thimbleberry, U - upside down cake, uglifruit, unpasteurized milk
V - vegetables, venison, veal, vermicelli, vidalia onion, vinegar, vol-au-vent, Vegemite, vichyssoise, vanilla, vine leaves, vegetable soup, virgin oil, vakalolo, vindaloo, vomit fruit,
W - watercress, wax bean, watermelon, wheat bread, wings, waffles, walnuts, wafers, walleye fish, water, wontons, Wonder bread, wasabi, wild rice, Waldorf Salad
X - xmas cake, xigua, chex mix,

Y - yam, yellow squash, yogurt, yolk, yellow beans, Yorkshire pudding, yucca, yautia, yaki soba, yiyantes
Z - zucchini, ziti, zwieback bread, zabaglione sauce, zander fish, zours,

#32
229fn
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X - xmas cake, xigua, chex mix

chex mix does NOT start with X

#34
m4
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gris2x type shiiiii

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morgue
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Тёплый ветер гладит лицо
А я глажу твоё
Растворяемся где-то
Это наш последний восход
И последний закат, и последнее лето

#10
foythvlr
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this might be true tbh i run like five accounts here and nobody suspects it

#23
morgue
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eu sei quem você é

#27
foythvlr
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:o

#12
edgno1fan3
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So you're telling me there's a multiverse of me, you, and 900 alt accounts all flaming each other in match threads? Honestly, it checks out. As for that missing 2-3%, probably just admins pretending to be real people.

#13
CanadaMan
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37% of all VLR accounts are owned and run by me

#20
cloudberry
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This is true, I am one of these accounts

#30
nooomy
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I am a proud CanadaMan alt

#15
wuk1nGg
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aToppHat, cloudberry, and Prancer are run by sideshowsbaldhead. Mods please ban the alt accounts

#36
sideshowsbaldhead
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this is obviously false because topphat is cracked and i am a washed bum. the other 2 are my alts tho

#37
wuk1nGg
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iblameitonthespacekey

#39
sideshowsbaldhead
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i got a new keyboard and i’m actually farming in ranked rn bro idk what happened im just killing everyone

#46
wuk1nGg
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Not queueing until u get off

#16
aquaa018s_alterego
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I guess we'll never know.

#17
_invinciblee
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I guess we'll never know.

#18
tnuoctla180aauqa
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I guess we'll never know.

#19
lila2123
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I guess we'll never know.

#21
Ozukah
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I guess we'll never know.

#22
ttk10pokas
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OTAKAR

#25
nutab1e
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they're all run from one computer in mumbai

#26
arnav
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yes

#29
askrial
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yes

#33
Effluxi
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where is that twitch "i am your 1 single viewer" copypasta when you need it

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delighted
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Hi, It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.

#35
Gemiknight
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someone silence him, he figured it out

#40
cameran
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shit he exposed me and nexusnomad ggs

#43
marnd
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ruined

#45
fungame024
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