Throw City better

me too the fat mf stole the mango

A real thing that just happened to me. I am literally shaking rn

have I been chosen to join the illuminate?

BE GONE CHILD! ┑(￣Д ￣)┍

bro ...

omg is that Thekidintheshadows? former TMV mod?

bro....

ok bait aside bro, HE CLOGGED A TOILET WITHHIS PISS

I know this has nothing to do with Valorant but this just happened to me and I need to tell people this.

I was in the bathroom stall at work when this mf goes into the stall next to me and starts pissing. We have urinals, but hes standing up pissing in the stall. This mf proceeds to rip the fattest and loudest fart I have ever heard in a public washroom. Mf must have dementia and thinks hes at home bro cus aint no way. I swear it sounded like he shat his pants. This all happens while hes still peeing.

The mf then tries to flush but it doesn't......

This mf CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH HIS PISS!!!!!

He then leaves without washing his hands. I am still in awe. Genuinely I stayed in the stall for an hour just cowering in the aura.

This is real btw, I don't even have an ounce of enough creativity to make something like this up. Like wtf????

its a showmatch

fart

Thats right buddy, listen why don't you follow me and I'll take you back to your room. How does that sound? Maybe I'll put on your favourite music too.

Yay nobody said me :)

Do I count as a baiter? I post normal stuff sometimes

yay will bounce back next season. I genuinely believe that the "downfall" of yay is blown waayyyyyy out of proportion. I mean he played decent on C9 before they dropped him, he then ended up in the dumpster fire that was the original DSG NA team. Then his return to tier 1 was with the literal dog shit explosion that was Bleed. I think he will be back pretty close to where he used to be. I don't think he will be back to Esports player of the year form but I think he will do good next season, especially with an actual good coach supporting him.

Everyone is so negative :(

why so negative? :(

yay :)

bro stole your name you should sue. Also it was swiftplay

its a dm, im not trying to win it

:0

https://tracker.gg/valorant/match/0ef51e47-88d3-481f-b5e2-216aa79536e6

i was looking through my deatmatches and I found a game with Kru Shyy

link?

its a swiftplay, I asked in chat and this mf didn't reply

Is this you on the other team?

Question Number One: Who is the user known for being a femboy? Kirya

Question Number Two: What do you call the user ''dort'' under his baits? fart

Question Number Three: Who is the user known for going 0/16 in a Silver rank valorant lobby? Qwertyy (i think)

Question Number Four: Who is the professional valorant player known using a rather offensive slur in Sentinels Showmatch 2024? N4rrate

Question Number Five: What Internet Service Provider does the user ''meyournightmare'' uses? Alliance broadband?

am i cooked chat?

thank you :)

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oh.... ignore what I said I totally didn't create a time machine and saw that PRX signed Aspas 😅

did you just come back from the future too?

[event title] was such a mickey mouse event bro, like [winning team] were so ass. [team that got grouped] was so much better than [winning team] I swear to god I'm not even trolling. Every team [winning team] faced were absolute garbage I swear they got so lucky on their run to the grand finals. [different event] was so much better bro, so much more entertaining. I hope Rito can step it up next event. I hate Leo Faria.

Perfect vlr copypasta for when a masters or champs is finished and everyone starts crying on vlr because the team they wanted to win didn't win. Just fill in the blanks and it will work for every event!

يمارس الجنس مع نفسك

no

-Zander

Me too!!!1!

he said acend core not the org

BBL will be playing with PCIFIC roster and FUT will play with xeus and krostaly instead of cNed and ATA KAPTAN

you said this 3 hours ago

Still Water 💀💀

nah give Tariks viewers to CanadaMan, hes an actual good and entertaining streamer who understands the game

most of them? its just me

I am sorry but that would be near impossible or would simply take a long time as there is an order to who becomes head member. After me its cloudberry, after cloudberry its any of the 3rd tier members of the Canadian council which will come to a vote. It takes many years to become a high enough ranking member to be in the running for Head member of The Canadian Council.

Tyler The Creator is dropping a new album on Monday. or listen to Jpegmafia , A Cold Sunday lil yachty, Mis Alex G, or fuck it that song from Meet the Robinsons "Another believer"

then you will need to apply the legal way

Rumbling?

i think this post is joke since the tweet linked is an ai generated tweet that looks like shit

as head member of the Canadian Council I give you temporary status as Canadian which will expire upon the completion of Masters Toronto

WHO?

NO IT HAPPENED TODAY

Is that a yard reference

WHAT!?!?!?!?!??

I am head member of the Canadian Council, welcome