The greatest post on vlr

good news for you i pretty much am and will be. I was checking the matches and decided why not

Forgot my whole bit, DRG DRG DRG! DRG is going to win every event 🐉

TMV loves oiled up feet

yipeeee

bro we got fucked by a bug that apparently is known by riot but they are causing this crisis instead of focusing on bugs. Im saying the nerfs are shit and they should pivot their focus

im so deadass about to quit this stupid fucking game. Trying to play Premier Playoffs, and two of my teammates are frozen on map select and can't pick their agents and get random agents, so we cant play the comp we have been practicing and playing and scrimming for a full fucking season.

But yeah, let's nerf util and kill our game 👍

Gentle M8s will get their spot 100%

THEY DIDNT BELIEVE IN US. Had to come back to VLR to celebrate. Hopefully Vo0kashu gets his visa. Demon1 will be back in form trust.

Blaziken is my favourite Pokémon, I'm currently collecting every single Blaziken card :)

this time

Ever since my goats has left their aura has been missed. This place sucks now, I dont' know any of you bums. Please come back my goat Bronzil

-CanadaMan

-teilwal

Ever since my goat has left his aura has been missed. This place sucks now, I dont' know any of you bums. Please come back my goat CanadaMan

-Bronzil

8/8

Me

Goose695 joined VC after a community cup game and said all of you suck.

DRG wouldn't be down 11-1. Just saying

7/8

Br*tish

Only alt accounts of the user CanadaMan can reply to this.

I, CanadaMan, am the owner of roughly 37% of all accounts on the website “VLR”. Including but not limited to; bruhmphrey, z12, n1cf, and cloudberry.

37% of all VLR accounts are owned and run by me

my work blocked anything game related which included vlr so cant sad face

I check vlr like every other day and I happened to see this one

CanadaMan, I love that guy :)

I asked and there is no rivals showmatch this time

I love valorant an dnothing has happened in the past week that has been controversial

I have a reddit account but no I am not.

as of right now im not but I can ask Bova

shes mine lil bro

Hello gamers I just love Valorant so much! to celebrate such a great game and community, lets all say our favourite map and agent!

I'll start! Well I am a KJ main, however, Neon is just so much fun to play! So I would have to say Neon is my favourite agent. Now for my favourite map, its gotta be Fracture.

what about you guys? :)

I’m mentally lil?

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yes bro, how tall was the damn TREE

Hi :)

HOW DID I DIE FALLING OUT OF A TREE??? HOW TALL WAS THE TREE????

I love Prasinos

I LOVE CLOUDBERRY

😎🍣

"be the change you want to see"
-The Rizzler

I LOVE MY GOOMANA

Hi Conceit!

""Yeah"
-geospliced"
-CanadaMan"
-Uribaba

Unironically I am the most famous DRG fan

"Yeah"
-geospliced

I miss trolling and shitposting :(

Shoutout to the cloudberries.

A friend of mine is flying in from a different province and we are going the game together. We have planned this since they announced masters Toronto

Premier playoffs are the same day and will happening at the same time as Masters Toronto Grand Finals. If my premier team makes it to playoffs we won’t be able to play because I will be at the game. Are they dumb? They couldn’t make the season start a week later so this conflict wouldn’t happen?

https://x.com/valorleaks/status/1915438147602665843?s=46&t=dn2xtP09dWo5uc4IgW5x-Q

youre welcome

Wake up Ethan!

hi bronzil!