KIRYA INC Now Hiring

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nihso

Requirements:

6'5 like me and Kirya (195cm)
Over the age of 18
Not a femboy
Must have over 160 IQ
Masculine
Wealthy
Good Valorant Knowledge
Good health
No French
No yay Fans
No NRG fans
No OpTic Fans
:3

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n1cf

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5'8
Turning 19 in October
Not a femboy but got a lil twink in me
IQ is over 160
Very masculine
50k on my savings rn
silver 3 peak
:3

did i meet the requirements

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nihso

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Sure! Now you're in KIRYA INC. Our job is to protect and make sure no one slanders Kiryas name.

Sincerely, KIRYA INC

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Kirya

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yooo buddy??
his height does NOT meet the requirement
Do your job properly, how much did he pay you?

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nihso

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Sorry boss this is a total misunderstanding. I failed to tell you that I've been developing a height increasing pill. He meets the minimum height to reach 6'5. I can fire him if you really want me too. :3

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Kirya

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nah its fine then
fire him if he doesnt do his job

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nihso

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Yes sir 🫡

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n1cf

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thank you boss ill do my best

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Shizzle

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this guy is literally a diamond LMFOAOAISDASOAOSAO

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Nef0r0

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can you please write the height in centimetres, I don't speak inch language

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danii1

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We talking about a different Kirya I think

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Kirya

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nah
definitely not

#6

danii1

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Of course you responded to me hahaha

#13

nihso

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Sir if you have a problem take it up with me.

Sincerely, KIRYA INC

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K4ziuHa

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youre welcome kitten

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Kirya

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?

#12

nihso

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I can only think of one Kirya

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Itsover

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he literally lives in a ghetto, he wouldn't have survived if he was a thin frail femboy

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nihso

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We're very florence.

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Denjisideals

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7'6"
Freaky 48 year old
Not a femboi
839 IQ
Masculine like Captain America in that one Rob Liefield comic
10 million in my bank
Peaked at iron 1
:3

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nihso

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Denied.

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Denjisideals

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I deny your denial
I am in

#21

Kirya

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@nihso he has quite strong determination and will and also meets the requirements
however he has a bad digital footprint and has slandered me in the past
if he apologizes you can hire him

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nihso

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Yes sir 🫡

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syncz

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:3

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Coures

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Kirya and I*

#33

cloudberry

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Hate to break it to you, but me and Kirya is the grammatically correct way of writing it in this situation

#34

nihso

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YEA FINALLY SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN. SO MANY OF THESE LOSERS ARE SO BRAINDEAD.

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cloudberry

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You good?

#38

nihso

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No (Kirya secretly abuses me)

I'll say sum later

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UrWaifu

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will i get paid?

#25

Kirya

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yes
a lot

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UrWaifu

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count me in

#26

nihso

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Good employees like me usually get paid 100k a week.

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danii1

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Can I get employed when I have the exacts opposites of your requirements?

#30

nihso

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Absolutely not.

#29

jasonWong

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5'9
19
Not a femboy
180 IQ
Masculine
Wealthy
Good Valorant Knowledge
:3

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nihso

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Unfortunately you meet the requirements but Boss Kirya does not like the French as he has bad memories associated with them.

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jasonWong

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:pepekms; :pepekms;

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Kirya

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Add no french to requirements

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nihso

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Yes sir 🫡

#35

luckypleb

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k0rya

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I_LOVE_LESS

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Less would dislike you people

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sideshowsbaldhead

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6’1
17 (can be tried as an adult + age of consent where i live, close enough)
probably not a femboy
IQ isn’t real and i’ve never taken a test but i am a genius so all good
masculine enough to make the cut
peak bronze 1 but i know ball i just cant shoot back (im like fenis)
:3

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nobody___100

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6'6"
old
not a femboy
200 IQ i've been compared to some guy named einstein
as masculine as it gets
got stonks
peak gold 4
not french
:3

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nihso

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You're a y0y fan. Denied.

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nobody___100

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kp0 z0 gaming c0s femboy

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nihso

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Ok fine you're in.

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smthlikeyou11

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6'0 flat
yes im 18+
no
nvr taken a test but below 160 fs
i would say im decently masculine
well off enough
sure

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nihso

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You're in buddy. Get to working.

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wololo___

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do we wear catmaid uniforms

#51

nihso

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What? No we don't. We were expensive suits as we are professionals and we take this seriously.

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CoCloudy

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Mentally 6'3
turned 18
i am not a f word boy
iq is low but the skill ceiling for it goes up to 180
high testosterone AND high estrogen (one is higher but cant say whihc one)
In the process of becoming wealthy
imm 3 peak
funfact: i dont have a gag reflex
:3

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nihso

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You're definitely welcome. Enjoy KIRYA INC :)

#53

CoCloudy

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why does it say must have skirts ready on stand by in the contract ???

#54

nihso

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??? Please stop making up false information. If it happens again you'll be fired.

#56

CoCloudy

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its in the fine print... im not blind...

#57

nihso

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Stop lying. You hurting our brand. We're NOT femboys.

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CoCloudy

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didnt even say you guys were...
a bit defensive much..?

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nihso

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Change fwair pwease? 🥺

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cocoluna

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Reported to IRA for not disclosing income and taxes

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nihso

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#25 and #26

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Bluez

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Can I join pwease

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nihso

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Do you meet the requirements?

#63

Bluez

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Ofc

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nihso

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Ok ur in

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Kirya

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Additional requirements:
No kpop s0n fans
Good health
No y0y fans
No fr*nch
No optech fans
No shitrg fans

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Liem

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I boosted kirya in ranked can i join

#68

nihso

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Sure. Change the flair tho.

#70

Liem

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guard flair clears lil bro

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DelusionalGuatemalan

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KIRYA INC GRAND REOPENING

Requirements:

Catfish people for free bundle gifts
6'5 like me and Kirya (195cm)
Over the age of 18
Not a femboy
Must have over 160 IQ
Masculine
Wealthy
Good Valorant Knowledge
Good health
No French
No y0y Fans
No NRG fans
No OpTic Fans
:3

#72

Kirya

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make new thread and explain what service do we provide

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SuperRoss

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surely this is classified as reopening old threads right mods?

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Conceit

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Oh this does make sense that you are Nihso

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SuperRoss

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0/8

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BabyWizard

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Sorry I meet all requirements but the 4th one 😣