Been a while. He was in no man's land last year, but the glazing WILL be back and better than ever. THREE CHEERS FOR SEX WITH TEX!

shut the fuck up

After taking 2025 off while after I spread Tex propaganda for a whole year during Lev 2024, I have returned.

https://i.imgur.com/HJpnxu0.png

buzz and stax won a fucking trophy you're braindead

russian food sucks.

stax is the champion

Where is Stax heading

Definitely makes me happy as a Sentinel main, even with the small nerfs that KJ and Cypher got, but I see how it could psis people off. Abilities are fun unless you're on the opposing side of it (me).

The context where EOP is used is for people who can't read Japanese. So they have to watch JP media in peasant language like English, which butchers all the nuance of the source material.

English-only peasant.

title.

tex was fucking insane last year you clearly didn't watch lev

ange1

so we're just lying eh
tex is goat

deutsch, english, and japanese all fluent

zellsis instead of less is diabolical

was very impressive during bangkok

t1

I love how you leave out the best player on that Fnatic roster + that roster hasn't won a trophy yet.

i also love how you edited the post kekw
the original was "imagine if aspas was on a roster with crashies, kaajak, and boaster. everyone would say he's carrying them. but when chron does it everyone goes "no it's a superteam" "

The goat has officially surpassed Tenz for the best stats at any international event EVER. (kd and fkfd)
https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/353/valorant-champions-tour-stage-2-masters-reykjav-k
https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2283/valorant-champions-2025

Real. He really is the final boss.

The best this game has ever seen. Thank God DRX closed it out.

he's too good.

thanks

2nd at Bangkok, 4th at Toronto, 8th at Paris. They should rebrand to G³

KAGEAKI MINATO

lol

was about to say lol

gold

Dude stop baiting

XEPPAA

riens fans calling aspas a stats player lmfao. the irony

truly the goat of all time.

stax.

My goat has no aura D:

The only fanbases that are "good" are fanbases of absolutely dogshit teams that don't get to say anything. You ever seen a bad DFM fan lol?

that clutch at 12-6 was cool though lol

Meteor!!!

and people said talon would’ve done better

never been the best player on his team

SATX

beyn brimstone on bind stage 1 of 2024 was actually insane

name flag flair

TERMI MASTERCLASS

goat

goat

KAJIRI KAMUI KAGURA

:/

o7

so we're just lying