Brazillians come

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canyon

There is a cute brazillian import in my class, I really like her. Tell me some good portugal pickup lines so that she starts chasing me wherever I go.
(Serious)

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Cresp

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Portugal pickup lines

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ExCPt

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Ask her "Seu pai é Padeiro?"
she will answer "Não, por quê?"
then you say: "Porque ele é um sonho"

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canyon

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Translation pls, google is saying some baker shit

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ExCPt

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it doesnt work in english, just in portuguese

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canyon

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🤨

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Schizophrenic_Brazil_Fan

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Dude, trust me, if she has a sense of humor, she will love this

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canyon

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Okay, im trying this today on her, hope this works...

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thiagomds

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kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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eszett

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Is your father a baker?
No, why?
Because he's a dream (literal translation of 'sonho', a brazilian stuffed sweet bread that is selled in bakeries)

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kzeriar

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kkkkkkk esse twist final p come o pai dela eu n conhecia

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s0ber

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Brazillian import bruh u ain't getting any girls

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ShxdowZ

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i mean i guess immigrant works too??

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valulrantefanboy

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uh vai morrer

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canyon

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Bro 💀

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kbkdark

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Okay... you got me cuz you broke my expectations for real
LMFAO

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SAMPV6

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sopa de macaco, uma delicia

um siri fazendo barra

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Faraday

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call her a brazilian import in your thick welsh accent (fake one if you don't have one)
any girl will become a pool from this

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DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN

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cook her some coxinhas ^-^

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Schizophrenic_Brazil_Fan

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Go up to her and say “quero vê-la sorrir, quero vê-la cantar, quero ver o seu corpo dançar sem parar”

Make sure you do a little dance while saying it,
Trust me, it’ll make her like you

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yaiima0

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Did you call her an import 💀

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Shidoh

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"você trabalha na horta?"
right after she says no:
"porque fez meu pepino crescer"

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canyon

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LMFAO gonna try this on my friend's mom

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Piter

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NO

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Shidoh

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YES

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Piter

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AT YOUR OWN RISK

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Shidoh

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THERE'S NO RISK

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Foccuz

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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Subreezy

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bro said brazilian import

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Cabarelson

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''se beleza fosse merda, tu já estaria toda cagada''

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inlucid

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HKSANHPASFWHPF

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inlucid

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sing to her:

Nossa, nossa
Assim você me mata
Ai, se eu te pego
Ai, ai se eu te pego
Delícia, delícia
Assim você me mata
Ai, se eu te pego
Ai, ai, se eu te pego

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siriuziun

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seguinte chega nela e manda ''não tenho ideia com quantos paus se faz uma canoa, mas seu pai com um pau fez um avião"

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ffwagashi

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don't use pickup lines, just try to say something that you learn from Brasil (with S), like, when it's dry season here we all have to move to amazon rainforest to survive

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Shidoh

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also the fact everyone has capybaras as pets

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Foccuz

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my capybara just got pregnant, so happy, family is getting bigger

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h786

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i heard that capybaras eat their own excrement, is that true?

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ffwagashi

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no bro, that's not true, only the domestic ones

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clutchzero

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just tell her that you support Flamengo in Brazil.

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Daddyzin

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Apenas diga
"Eu odeio o Palmeiras e o Flamengo"

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frostyy

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tell her she is your rice and beans

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canyon

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Guys I think I lost her :(

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babysasuke

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you called her an import didnt you

#43

canyon

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I followed #3 step by step, she chuckled and continued in portugese and I did not know what to reply so I just said uh vai morrer

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nutab1e

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W mans, I'll replace her if u want

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Cat4clysma

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ask her if she wants to go on a churrasco na laje with you

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TrialRunnr

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W, she wants you fr fr

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Just gives this one to her:

You: "Você vai dormir fora?" (Are you going to sleep outside?)
Her: "Não, por quê?" (No, why?)
You: "E esse coxão aí?" (And what about this big/sexy thigh?)

The word "Coxão" means 'big/sexy thigh', but the phonetics are really close to "Colchão" which means 'mattress', creating a
double meaning 👀... but don't forget to SAY everything in PORTUGUESE (of course), so she'll think you're a maniac

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canyon

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Thanks man, wish you had replied earlier, #42 RIP

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kbkdark

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Oh... sorry bout that 💀

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lilcheese

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