There is a cute brazillian import in my class, I really like her. Tell me some good portugal pickup lines so that she starts chasing me wherever I go.
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Ask her "Seu pai é Padeiro?"
she will answer "Não, por quê?"
then you say: "Porque ele é um sonho"
ExCPt [#3]Ask her "Seu pai é Padeiro?"
she will answer "Não, por quê?"
then you say: "Porque ele é um sonho"
Translation pls, google is saying some baker shit
canyon [#6]Translation pls, google is saying some baker shit
it doesnt work in english, just in portuguese
s0ber [#4]Brazillian import bruh u ain't getting any girls
i mean i guess immigrant works too??
ExCPt [#3]Ask her "Seu pai é Padeiro?"
she will answer "Não, por quê?"
then you say: "Porque ele é um sonho"
kkkkkkk esse twist final p come o pai dela eu n conhecia
call her a brazilian import in your thick welsh accent (fake one if you don't have one)
any girl will become a pool from this
canyon [#6]Translation pls, google is saying some baker shit
Dude, trust me, if she has a sense of humor, she will love this
Go up to her and say “quero vê-la sorrir, quero vê-la cantar, quero ver o seu corpo dançar sem parar”
Make sure you do a little dance while saying it,
Trust me, it’ll make her like you
Schizophrenic_Brazil_Fan [#15]Dude, trust me, if she has a sense of humor, she will love this
Okay, im trying this today on her, hope this works...
"você trabalha na horta?"
right after she says no:
"porque fez meu pepino crescer"
Shidoh [#19]"você trabalha na horta?"
right after she says no:
"porque fez meu pepino crescer"
LMFAO gonna try this on my friend's mom
Schizophrenic_Brazil_Fan [#15]Dude, trust me, if she has a sense of humor, she will love this
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
canyon [#6]Translation pls, google is saying some baker shit
Is your father a baker?
No, why?
Because he's a dream (literal translation of 'sonho', a brazilian stuffed sweet bread that is selled in bakeries)
Cabarelson [#23]''se beleza fosse merda, tu já estaria toda cagada''
HKSANHPASFWHPF
sing to her:
Nossa, nossa
Assim você me mata
Ai, se eu te pego
Ai, ai se eu te pego
Delícia, delícia
Assim você me mata
Ai, se eu te pego
Ai, ai, se eu te pego
seguinte chega nela e manda ''não tenho ideia com quantos paus se faz uma canoa, mas seu pai com um pau fez um avião"
don't use pickup lines, just try to say something that you learn from Brasil (with S), like, when it's dry season here we all have to move to amazon rainforest to survive
ffwagashi [#29]don't use pickup lines, just try to say something that you learn from Brasil (with S), like, when it's dry season here we all have to move to amazon rainforest to survive
also the fact everyone has capybaras as pets
Shidoh [#32]also the fact everyone has capybaras as pets
my capybara just got pregnant, so happy, family is getting bigger
Shidoh [#32]also the fact everyone has capybaras as pets
i heard that capybaras eat their own excrement, is that true?
h786 [#36]i heard that capybaras eat their own excrement, is that true?
no bro, that's not true, only the domestic ones
canyon [#40]Guys I think I lost her :(
you called her an import didnt you
canyon [#20]LMFAO gonna try this on my friend's mom
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
babysasuke [#41]you called her an import didnt you
I followed #3 step by step, she chuckled and continued in portugese and I did not know what to reply so I just said uh vai morrer
canyon [#43]I followed #3 step by step, she chuckled and continued in portugese and I did not know what to reply so I just said uh vai morrer
W mans, I'll replace her if u want
valulrantefanboy [#5]uh vai morrer
Okay... you got me cuz you broke my expectations for real
LMFAO
canyon [#43]I followed #3 step by step, she chuckled and continued in portugese and I did not know what to reply so I just said uh vai morrer
ask her if she wants to go on a churrasco na laje with you
canyon [#43]I followed #3 step by step, she chuckled and continued in portugese and I did not know what to reply so I just said uh vai morrer
W, she wants you fr fr
Just gives this one to her:
You: "Você vai dormir fora?" (Are you going to sleep outside?)
Her: "Não, por quê?" (No, why?)
You: "E esse coxão aí?" (And what about this big/sexy thigh?)
The word "Coxão" means 'big/sexy thigh', but the phonetics are really close to "Colchão" which means 'mattress', creating a
double meaning 👀... but don't forget to SAY everything in PORTUGUESE (of course), so she'll think you're a maniac
kbkdark [#48]Just gives this one to her:
You: "Você vai dormir fora?" (Are you going to sleep outside?)
Her: "Não, por quê?" (No, why?)
You: "E esse coxão aí?" (And what about this big/sexy thigh?)The word "Coxão" means 'big/sexy thigh', but the phonetics are really close to "Colchão" which means 'mattress', creating a
double meaning 👀... but don't forget to SAY everything in PORTUGUESE (of course), so she'll think you're a maniac
Thanks man, wish you had replied earlier, #42 RIP
canyon [#49]Thanks man, wish you had replied earlier, #42 RIP
Oh... sorry bout that 💀
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