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"Your aim is insane." Steel said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Tarik's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Tarik, as Steel blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Tarik. "Weak ass eco play, Steel." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Tarik dropped his Kayo molly into Steel's open bombsite.
The OpTech Supremacy is a term referring to the Valorant roster of OpTic Gaming, and their odd tendency to call pauses both technical and strategic at the most opportune times during a match. Three players from the former roster which was disbanded at the start of Valorant's franchising system earlier this year, along with coach Chet ''Chet'' Singh, who are all now on NRG, continue the tradition of pauses that are triggered at such good times it is suspicious. Even though they are on a different team, these 4 individuals sustain the legendary ''OpTech Strat''.
(not cringe just meh copypasta. i still like to spam it under every nrg tech pause thread)
Ah, the humble copypasta. A timeless tradition of the internet, beloved by some and reviled by others. Some people think that copypastas are the scourge of online communication, mindlessly regurgitated memes and tired jokes that have been copied and pasted ad nauseam. But others see them as a delightful form of online folklore, a way for the community to share and spread humor, wisdom, and absurdity.
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Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference? Holy shit they finally made a reference about my favorite game called geometry dash. Last time someone was having depression and i said "conical depression." Because conical depression is a gd level and my mom became furious get it? Because it is a gd reference. Did someone just said tartarus mythology?1 That is like the hardest demon in my favorite game called geometry dash, i also someone was having a cold sweat recently and i said it's a gd reference, i got kicked out but at least i said "Oh my god, is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" Also someone on twitter posted about their zodiac sign and I said "Zodiac?! That's a gd level." And i got blocked by them, but at least it's worth it because i said it's a gd reference. Also, one time i saw a snake owner crying from agony because he saw his snake eating himself which is hilarious because it means ouroboros which is a gd level by a top creator named viprin, and the snake owner kicked me out of his house but it was worth it because it's a gd reference. Someone just posted on Twitter saying "We are having a sunset sandstorm on our house pls help us, we're literally gonna be suffocated on the sand." And I said, "Oh my god, is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And i got blocked by crohn44 because I said it's a gd reference. Yesterday, my mom said, "I'm gonna decode something." And I said, "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And I got beaten with a belt by my mom, but at least it was worth it because it's a gd reference.
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'
bro listen up, u the worst valorant player i ever seen, ur aim is shakier than ur moms legs after i smashed her, and ur brain must be working slower than the halflife of a xenon 124 atom. u a garbonzo bean, a complete waste of internet connection. u need to step up ur game or just stick to playing tic tac toe on ur calculator.
why so quiet?
why NA frogs cry so free? dont cry about coach when up 2-0 but when sonder becomes a bot you guys start crying about coach debuff XD
xdd na so free, always excuses when lose xdd when sentineLs lose berlin NA frogs go "save strats" xdd
cope harder, EU always wins LAN when we dont decide to throw so NA frogs keep watching
first reverse sweep at an international LAN btw
As a Romanian it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so free.
I was American SR fan, I loved FLOWERFUL but she left and I'm G2G Fan Now.
My New Name Is Fredrich Schumacher.
我来自EU，我最喜欢的球队是 G2 Gozen.
You Can Support G2 Like Me ,Come Join Us
NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EMEA, commonly known as "Every Masters Every Achievement" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions and 0 VCT GC Champions. NA players cope so hard, but here are the stats:
Sonder: botfrag
Flowerful: hard carry
KP: has played in VCT but even she couldn't carry NA, neither could Bob (but shes obvs very good when she isnt a fraud)
beNIta: judge OTP
who even is their 5th?
C9W: lul who bob jizzyk1ns and LeL carry so hard
AND LOST KEKW
NA, also commonly abbreviated to "No Activity" is the world-leading VALORANT region in the world at being overweight. It is said that the common man from NA is so obese that his waistline can be seen from up to 1500 miles away. Their legacy of being carried by The "yay" Diablo will remain a stain on the NA region for some time to come. This is why they can't WIN VS EU LUL JULIANO OWNS UR REGION LIL BRO
are you joking youre obviously joking man like wtf is thst korean jett gonna do he didnt even do shit to guard and tex is better than him imagine comparing him to yay when yay is an absolute god, for fuck sakes i just want to lick all of him and he is the goat of val and cs tbh he carried abx envy and c9 and will carry his next team, hes holding back because he doesnt want to win all of the lans unlike seoldam whos dogshit and cant even carry his team to a victory like you should stfu man, you know yay is better everyone knows yay is better......... you lnow whats like being a yay fanboy rider supporter apologist AND secretary, STRESSFUL I TELL YOU, STRESSFUL AS HELL i keep on seeing dumbshit frauds saying yay is mid and shit COPE THAT SHIT yay is the goat goaty goat goat he is the greatest valorant player of all time he is mvp mvp mvp you guys cant compare yay to anything he solos all in yay we trust no one else can reach his level he is tje best player in the world and its obvious that nrg fumbled and yay is probably 1 trillion not 1 million no no no no stop right there HE IS NOT WORTH 1 MILLION HE IS WORTH MORE IS TELL YOU HE IS TGE GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT HE IS THE BEST PLAYERS INVTHE FUCKING WOLRD HOLY SHIT HES SO GOOD HE ONE TAPS EVERYONE ALL OF YOU ARE FRAUDS FRAUDS FRAUDS LIARS LIARS ARFY ARF AFFNFUCK YIU ALLL YAY IS THEBGOAT GOAT GOAT like bro that man is impossible to compare he makes everyone his dog for fuck sake it takes 19239588282737788 players to beat him on god on god he created valorant and cs hes the god of aim like bro dont you just turn into a wolf when you see him.... sees yays picture ....Oh... shi- turns into a wolf NO- SHIT BARKS AWOOOOOOO
I’m telling you, N4RRATE is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bunny hopped out the door.
N4RRATE didn't drink his Coca-Cola today. It's OVER for OR Esports once he sips on an ice cold Coca-Cola. It runs through his veins and he plays with his eyes closed.
"TenZ this, TenZ that." Can we start recognizing the REAL talent around here. This N4RRATE guy clearly checks all the boxes when it comes to star material. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if RIOT made him the official mascot of Valorant. I've watched all of his plays and he is clearly revolutionizing this game. You all should start taking notes.
Yeah, that's right. I'm a N4RRATE fan. What are you gonna do about it? You're just mad that my favorite player is actually good at that game. It's okay to be jealous, lol. I pride myself in knowing that my favorite player isn't overrated. I'm different. I'm special. Deal with it, haha.
fools look at bonkars numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against guild, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him. rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.
i was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. i have no friends so i had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. i had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats”
"Never reveal the strats, which is literally 'anyone but me, go kill'" Bonkar, Art of War
Godkar solos TenZ
Have you heard of the ScreaM cult? Legend has it that if you recite the phrase "one tap, two tap, three tap, four, ScreaM is the best, I want more" while holding a framed picture of ScreaM and spinning around three times, he will appear before you and grant you the power of the one-tap.
But beware, for the power of the one-tap comes with a cost. You will become obsessed with headshots and will start to see everything as a target. You may even find yourself trying to one-tap your friends in real life.
Legend has it that once you join the ScreaM cult, you will be given a secret code name that only other cult members will know. Your new identity will be based on your favorite type of potato. If you like French fries, you'll be known as "FryScreaM". If you prefer mashed potatoes, you'll be known as "MashScreaM".
The cult members also believe that ScreaM has the ability to manipulate time and space. They believe that if you pray to him hard enough, he can turn back time and erase all your bad rounds from existence. They even go as far as to say that if you reach a high enough level of devotion, you can travel through time and play VALORANT matches with ScreaM himself in the future.
why so quiet?
why NA frogs cry so free? dont cry about coach when up 2-0 but when sonder becomes a bot you guys start crying about coach debuff XD
xdd na so free, always excuses when lose xdd when sentineLs lose berlin NA frogs go "save strats" xdd
cope harder, EU always wins LAN when we dont decide to throw so NA frogs keep watching
first reverse sweep at an international LAN btw
As a Romanian it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so free.
I was Albanian Sentinels fan, I loved Tenz but he left and I'm G2G Fan Now.
My New Name Is Méng qí·D·lù fēi (猴子 d 路飞),
我来自Albania，我最喜欢的球队是 EDG.
You Can Support EDG Like Me ,Come Join Us
NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EMEA, commonly known as "Every Masters Every Achievement" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions and 0 VCT GC Champions.
NA players cope so hard, but here are the stats:
NA, also commonly abbreviated to "No Activity" is the world-leading VALORANT region in the world at being overweight. It is said that the common man from NA is so obese that his waistline can be seen from up to 1500 miles away. Their legacy of being carried by The "yay" Diablo will remain a stain on the NA region for some time to come. NA = near airport L.
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+-------------------------------------+I’m literally so down bad for viper. I would let her do whatever science experiment she wants on me as long as I get to inhale her farts. Just the thought of her voice makes my 9 inch horse cock so erect. Every single time I turn on my pc to play valorant all I can think about is vipers fat ass riding me and her eyes rolling back as I slowly put it in. I just want her to dominate me whenever she wants. I would be whatever she wants me to be. I want to fully submit to her. I just want viper mommy to use me. She could spit on me and disrespect me and I would still be the one apologizing.
If anyone wants to cosplay as viper mommy and dominate me I’m willing to take volunteers. Hmu<3
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Tomorrow mwzera will shock the world.
FURIA will make their debut against T1 and here is why you should root for mwzera
he is not only a player but an entity. literally all the br good players were inspired by him, he teached them a new way of aiming, they looked at him as a god, as a superstar, a rolemodel (and he was only 19yo at that time)
influenced a generation of players become the best version of themselves
he is constantly dropping amazing numbers with different class of agents, he have been to multiple teams with different people with different IGLs and his performance simply doesnt decrease, for an insane amount of rounds, for months, for more than 2 years
most mechanically gifted player in the world. his movement is out of the galaxy as per c9 (https://www.vlr.gg/170998/mwzera-is-the-most-mechanically-gifted-player)
best player in the world stats-wise
most feared player in brazil. when people sees his omen card on ranked they quit instantly
when you think about raze, you think of mwzera. even riot himself admitted it. in their advertising video of raze in brazil there's a mention to mwzera (https://youtu.be/L36C5IoA0KA?t=43) "duar bala", an expression named after him because of the way he shoots and move
again. I'm still amazed of how insane mwzera is and this clip is the perfect demonstration... (
ae @mch_AGG tu queria ver, duar bala duar bala kkk pic.twitter.com/9Uf2NNixDj
— mwzera (@mwzera) January 16, 2021
) his movement while shoting is just out of this world. bro? like wtf? look how he had atleast 3 people shooting him from behind but just couldnt hit. its just so incredibly unique, 99.99% of the players (even in the pro scene) would just crouch spray the first guy and die to the second one
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NOT A CRINGE ONE BUT A BASED ONE
how is a noname the best valorant player in EU? how come this guy never played in a tier 1 game in a team before? meanwhile csgo legends suck at csgo while the best valorant player sucked at csgo so hard he played a cringe custom cs ripoff game called "ZULA". how tf is a noname so good in this game and cs legends who should be dominating since they have 10 years of experience with this mechanics already suck so hard? im calling it, cned is a cheater and also his teammates are nonames and have no real background and know every shit. yea makes sense! just google for smartphone hacks. i predict this guy has some hacks and hes hiding it by not using a cam!
You don't understand what happenned here, Loud simply trowed the game out of arrogance, out of imaturity. Even with Saadhak YELLING at them to don't lose rounds out of fucking idiot 2x1 mistakes they still did It, out of nothing but arrogance, arrogance that they already had won the game.
Crowd supported them, trusted them, and they fucking did that to us, it's not only shame, it's sadness, one of the worse Esports moments in Brazil history. Remember forever the 04/03/2023, Fallen fell in IEM because of stupid decisions, and Loud did the same, but worse, they trowed a world title away.
Tell me, Sacy and Pancada would lose that 2x1? No, you know what Sacy would do If Cauanzin trowed the round like that? In a Grand-Final? He would fucking beat the fuck out of him.
I'm in shock.
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Jett from valorant is so fucking sexy I can't begin to explain how tasty her ass would be. I mean all that jumping and movement would be one hell of a workout that would just substantialy colossalise her South Korean butt. I don't know man, just listening to the noises she makes when she updrafts can make me get off at least 14 times just from one voiceline. Whenever she pulls out her knives I can just imagine her on top of me, like the submissive male I am with her just cutting me open. Fuck, just the thought of her licking my blood and eating my organs just gives me the chills and makes me so horny. Please somebody make Jett in real life.
Jett from valorant is so fucking sexy I can't begin to explain how tasty her ass would be. I mean all that jumping and movement would be one hell of a workout that would just substantialy colossalise her South Korean butt. I don't know man, just listening to the noises she makes when she updrafts can make me get off at least 14 times just from one voiceline. Whenever she pulls out her knives I can just imagine her on top of me, like the submissive male I am with her just cutting me open. Fuck, just the thought of her licking my blood and eating my organs just gives me the chills and makes me so horny. Please somebody make Jett in real life.
"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
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