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ult reveals position of top frag for the rest of the round

posted 1 month ago

This is a full transcript of shrek
A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text:

SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. For her true love and true love's first kiss.

The voice laughs. A big, green hand rips out a page of the book and shuts it closed.

SHREK: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of -

We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. Out steps SHREK, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign.

In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Shrek sees them after investigating the commotion, rolling his eyes. The villagers stop outside Shrek's home, unaware that Shrek is sneaking up behind them.

NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME

Villager 1: Think it's in there?

Villager 2: All right. Let's get it!

Villager 1: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

Villager 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.

Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob.

SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant.

The mob gasp.

SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin...

Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear.

Villagers: No!

SHREK: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.

Villager 1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!

The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. The villager drops it.

Villager 1: Right...

Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming.

SHREK: (Whispering) This is the part where you run away.

Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can.

SHREK: And stay out! (

He looks down and picks up a wanted poster dropped by one of the villagers. He reads it aloud.

SHREK: "Wanted. Fairytale creatures"?

He sighs and walks off. dropping the poster to the ground.

posted 3 months ago

flair check

posted 3 months ago

i have to agree with this no cap

posted 3 months ago

YO U RIGHT LOL MB

posted 3 months ago

title. can you turn it off?

posted 3 months ago

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posted 3 months ago

you forgot monkey d luffy

posted 3 months ago

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posted 3 months ago

W

posted 3 months ago

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posted 3 months ago

they dont have teams for the prizepools they have them for having the roster and pushing their brand which gets them sponsers. they held on because tier 2 valorant still existed but because of partnership and other stuff tier 2 valo is gonna die. thats why they getting out now instead of before

posted 4 months ago

relateable

posted 4 months ago

XSET finished in 4th place

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT A NEW CURSE

posted 4 months ago

nah fpx goes far now lemme change pickems

posted 4 months ago

why they downvote me ;-;

posted 4 months ago

XSET XSET XSET XSET XSET XSET XSET XSET XSET XSET i love cryocells

posted 4 months ago

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

posted 4 months ago

not a hot take (cryo daddy and zekken god)

posted 5 months ago

assist

posted 5 months ago

nah man 2.0 egiant cycle is where its at

posted 5 months ago

so the odin but slower

posted 5 months ago

xset is copium but i love it

posted 5 months ago

tenz is playing but sick isnt rawkass (kinda thicc) is subbing for sick

source: https://twitter.com/Sentinels/status/1532193602104766465

posted 5 months ago

they... already did?

posted 5 months ago

fr like its more expensive and the only good part that is different is the mayo stuff. meat is basic

posted 5 months ago

ANOTHER ONE CONVERTED LETS GOOOOO

posted 6 months ago

XSET 4EVER

posted 6 months ago

YES PLS

posted 6 months ago

finally someone smart around here in vlr

posted 6 months ago

XSET FANS UNITE

posted 6 months ago

1-13 ascent !!!

posted 6 months ago

BRO UR RIGHT THATS CRAZY

posted 6 months ago

Common Hudsen W

posted 6 months ago

posted 6 months ago

what are the 3 players? i know there is neptune and poised but who is the third

posted 7 months ago

i never understood why the winning team gets first ban and pick like isn't it better to go second? so u can ban a second map if the other team bans ur ban?

posted 7 months ago

assist (i heckin love hudsen)

posted 7 months ago

before the team that went through the upper bracket would get a map advantage (start the match 1-0 up in the series) but they don't do it anymore.

posted 7 months ago

the sen part is because he said on twitter that his first choice was to rejoin sentinels and apparently they aren't scrimming with zombs

posted 7 months ago

"orb em tsurT" :ecruoS

posted 7 months ago

cuz they all chasing the bag... it makes sense I would too

posted 7 months ago

i hecking love eutalyx

posted 7 months ago

vote red out it was self report

posted 7 months ago

Perc30FishFillet

posted 7 months ago

is there no stream for it? cuz the one there just leads to dart monkeys game

posted 7 months ago
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