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Rate Yay rizz!

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TrySi

Back by popular demand its the Yay rizz thread!

A couple disclaimers before we start:

Disclaimer #1 This isnt meant to be a personal judgement on Yay or any parties involved, by all accounts Yay is a wonderful human being and nothing in this thread should be taken as anything more than a fun and unserious discussion..

Disclaimer #2 "Rizz" in this context refers to the casual and flirtatious manner in which someone talks up the opposite sex. I do NOT mean to invoke any references to redpill or Andrew Tate, i disavow everything they stand for. I also understand Yay probably has a GF, again this is a just for fun analysis of human conversation between man and woman.

Ok lets get into it.
The Clip (a short interview with a lady after his masters win. By far the most flirtatious of his interviews which is why i chose it, there is real tension here):
https://youtu.be/-OWEP9EziBI

Rating: 8/10
The clip begins with the woman thirsting for an interview and Yay, being a chad in his own right, decides to just walk right up to the woman instead of standing in place like the previous members of the team! But then, after the intial display of intent, something changes in his approach and he becomes quite reserved and laconic.

It Seems like Yay is going for the "quiet and mysterious" rizz here. He understands his position as a Masters winner means the woman is all up on him, so he deliberately withholds words and answers from her by choosing quick and punchy one liners.

Overall I think it works well enough, he ends very strongly and leaves her wanting more. If he were to meet up with her later at a bar or after party, she would be desperate to try and get closer to him and figure out what he was unwilling to give her before. Trust me, when it comes to women, less is more!

Of course, no full marks though because there is a latent awkwardness in the conversation that Yay can't fully overcome. I think the biggest error comes in the switch from fun to serious that happens in the interview at the beginning, he does something weird with his facial expression that denotes some nervousness on his part.

Overall though, I think Yay did a good job, and I appreciated his approach more than Tarik's with the Neon who came off as too eager and desperate. What did you guys think? Would love to hear your thoughts on that fun clip and our chad Yay.

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BrotherMan
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aint readin allat

#32
yawnster
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Normally i hate these "allat" replies but fr I aint readin allat 😭

#3
Netero
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I'm leaving this site

#15
DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
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:3

#23
Ullyr
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just when it thought this site can't be more cringe lol

#29
zardinez
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Im joining you

#4
acels2
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rizzler

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Pocket
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He need to teach me

#6
Qwertyy
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bro u do not have a life

#14
sentinelmain377
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the fact that he brings this random ass clip up

bro...............................................................

#28
TrySi
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You literally have a 100 more posts on this reddit since I made fun of you about it yesterday, bringing your total to 4100+ posts on this website.

Stop projecting.

#33
delusional100tfan
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searcing up random clips on player's rizz is no life lmao qwerty ain't doing this shit just to dick ride c9

#7
PandaZ
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You should practice what you preach and get a job

#30
TrySi
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I made the last rizz post at my work from home job. I'm getting paid to analyze rizz while Yay is eating into his savings and decreasing in market value day by day.

#8
brobeans
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W thread

#9
I_am_from_the_future
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Honestly when you are the goat you don’t even need rizz

#10
ash_knuckles
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hope your barber gave u the bald shave you deserve

#35
TrySi
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ngl he left me with less than I wanted but that's moreso my hairlines fault than anything. Usually in a week or so I'll be happy with it.

#11
number1_cNed_fan
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just why?

#13
I_am_from_the_future
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Unemployment

#12
I_HATE_MCE
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Jacob ‘Yay’ Rizzaker

#16
Yessirskiiii
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"By popular demand" the voices in your head aren't actual people lil bro

#17
LightningLeaf
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rizzster

#18
drasco
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i enjoyed this post please do more

#19
TrySi
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Thanks who do you suggest? Has to be a high profile player or streamer otherwise it can be hard to find a rizz clip.

#22
I_am_from_the_future
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Subroza clutching infront of his gf
Tenz doing the punchline about the shoulder distance to kyedae (sure u can find the clip)
Tenz “sage wall boost” prank to kyedae on split
hmm if i think about any more ill tell u

#26
TrySi
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LOL I actually thought about doing a rizz post about that TenZ kyedae shoulder video literally today cuz I just saw it on tiktok.

But the posts are about People rizzing up randoms because thats the actual hard stuff that can be analyzed. So no GFs unfortunately.

#27
I_am_from_the_future
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I respect it, nothing comes to mind tho. Hopefully you can find some stuff for us.

#20
I_HATE_MCE
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we need more rizz analysis

#21
I_am_from_the_future
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Subroza next? When he clutches infront of liz
https://youtu.be/vbMF-znUMW8

#24
Ullyr
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we need like a weekly rizz analysis post on vlr based on all the interviewers pros do with any woman interviewer LOL

#25
Yessirskiiii
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Oh god we need to stop giving him ideas 😭😭

#31
jackb2016
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Next up: Rate Funhaver rizz!

#34
Subreezy
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honestly this is pretty funny, at least someone on this website is being creative and not being racist or sexist to get shock value reactions

#36
KyLZi
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Normality + Holding trophy is all you need

#37
WinterZ
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what the fuck did I just read

I don't know whether to laugh or leave the site

#38
SigmaMale
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Where are the people that got mad at the other post? Finally realised this is a joke?

#40
ItsMeDio
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Lol

#41
TrySi
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lol yeah I'm glad I put the disclaimers this time people got way too mad at the last post.

#39
crashhacker1
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funny

#42
CJS
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Go touch grass bro

#43
yaiima0
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Better than racist or “why men better than women at esports” threads tbh

#44
Delusional_SA_fan
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0 rizz!

#45
kNigHts
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All Good 10/10

#46
nutab1e
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Can you do a rizz analysis of Kyle "Screwface" Jensen? I promise you will be blown away by his excellent rizz

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