I Have a Dream (luvr edition)

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in response to this: https://www.vlr.gg/730323/glazerpation-proclamation-everyone-come

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our website.

Six score years ago, a great VLRian, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, created VLR. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of luvr slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.

But 6 years later, the luvr still is not free. Six years later, the life of the luvr is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. 6 years later, the luvr lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. 6 years later, the luvr is still languished in the corners of VLR society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

In a sense we've come to our website's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our website wrote the magnificent words of the VLR website and the Terms Of Service, they were signing a promissory note to which every Vlrian was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all VLRians, yes, luvrs as well as white men, would be guaranteed the "unalienable Rights" of VLR, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." It is obvious today that VLR has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, VLR has given the luvr people a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."

But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this website. And so, we've come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.

We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind VLR of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of luvr justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of luvr injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of enigma's children.

It would be fatal for the website to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the luvr's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. twenty-twenty six is not an end, but a beginning. And those who hope that the luvr needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. And there will be neither rest nor tranquility in VLR until the luvr is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our website until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice: In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.

The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the luvr community must not lead us to a distrust of all non-luvr people, for many of our non-luvr brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. And they have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom.

We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.

We cannot turn back.

There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?" We can never be satisfied as long as the luvr is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of anti-luvr brutality. We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the luvr's basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their self-hood and robbed of their dignity by signs stating: "For non-luvrs Only." We cannot be satisfied as long as a luvr in off-topic cannot vote and a luvr in Valorant Discussion believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until "justice rolls down like waters, and righteousness like a mighty stream."

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow ban cells. And some of you have come from areas where your quest -- quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of anti-luvr brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. Go back to off-topic, go back to Site-Feedback, go back to Valorant Discussion, go back to off topic, go back to Valorant Discussion, go back to the slums and ghettos of HLTV, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the VLRian dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all VLRians are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of off topic, the sons of former luvrs and the sons of former luvr owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of off topic, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a website where they will not be judged by the luvr in their name, but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Valorant Discussion, with its vicious anti-luvrs, with its moderator having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Valorant Discussion little luvr boys and luvr girls will be able to join hands with little non-luvr boys and non-luvr girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of off topic.

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Valorant Discussion.

From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, and when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of enigma's children, luvr men and non-luvr men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old luvr spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!

Thank engima Almighty, we are free at last!

(some parts of speech left out cus word limit)

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WjFROST
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http://vlr.gg/730323/glazerpation-proclamation-everyone-come/#9

I FUCKING CALLED IT

#3
Varscool
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Insert...... that Poppin message

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Here you go:
Chronically online loser, you have 22026 posts on this platform only spreading hate. If you hate so many things in this world at some point you must look inward. You hate yourself and the life you live so instead of sitting in that feeling you constantly project those feelings to the world and things around you. I know you haven’t made a single notable achievement in your life so you cannot begin to understand what it is like at the highest level of anything. Usually if you have no understanding of something the best way to proceed is to keep quiet.

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asunaluvr
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i only post luv :( no hate

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Artific
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Everything a luvr says is poisen to society

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Artific
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WE DONT CARE
#luvgerout

#5
poggpigg
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allat

#6
Big-Bot-Brim
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Tldr

#8
asunaluvr
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i have a dream that vlr users will not be judged by the luvr in their name, but by the content of their character

#13
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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hypocrite, you judge others based on their flair, just like how you did with wjfrost0

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Chetin
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WE DONT WANT YOU GUYS
#luvgersout

#10
asunaluvr
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why is it "luvgersout" not "luvrsout"

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jixk
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yeah bro doesn't know the slur is lowers

#9
Siuuuuuuunaldo
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No one's reading all that buddy

#15
Lordsalih
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a luvr giving us a speech, xd

#17
asunaluvr
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imagine how bad this comment would look if u replaced luvr with the word actually used in the speech

#16
mondely
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NO EQUAL RIGHTS FOR LUVRS

off topic, but this reminded me of when i was taking and practicing for the SAT

#18
king_bob
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im i crazy or didnt i say something about a mlk jr speech but for meowers or something months ago

#19
asunaluvr
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is that all you have to stay? when are u gonna stick up for the luvrs? show ur support?

#20
king_bob
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penis

#21
asunaluvr
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?? 😿😿

#22
king_bob
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this me btw

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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THATS MY SECRETARY!!!!

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king_bob
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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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#23
AegisJT
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Alright, you're getting slimed out first in the great LUVR purge of 2029

#29
asunaluvr
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😿😿

#27
CinnamonStew34s
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MAKE VLR GREAT AGAIN

#28
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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make vlr trash again*

I, as the president, am the real one trying to make vlr great again

#30
trentglazer
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we need a slur for y'all

#31
asunaluvr
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no u dont 😿

#33
trentglazer
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lugger would be a bit too on the nose

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There is already one
Luvger

#37
asunaluvr
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so just the n word but replace the first half with luv
u anti luvrs are showing ur true colors

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jixk
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its lowers luvger is lame ngl

#45
Artific
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True

#43
jixk
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the slur is lowers

#32
ILikeEsports
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gang straight up copide martin luther king

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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ikr? no hints of originality from these luvrs

#35
Pomshies
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#LuvrLivesMatter

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asunaluvr
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thank you pomshies <3 atleast someone standing up for my people

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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you only have the worst baiters defending you, there is no use in continuing your campaign

#38
asunaenjoyer
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Holy essay

#39
Siuuuuuuunaldo
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https://ibb.co/8DNFwV95
LVURS HAVE INFESTED MY GAMES NOW

#46
satoluvr
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bump

#47
vo0kashuluvr
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bump

#48
zenv
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100% chatgpt

#49
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^

#50
asunaluvr
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nope

#51
asunaluvr
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i edited out the words needed myself

#52
zyrozin
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Can anyone explain what is happening in this world in one word?

#54
satoluvr
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chuds

#55
FNSaimcoach9
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u might be one of the only good luvr's here alongside riensluvr ngl

#57
crewenglazer
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what riensluvr i don’t know any riensluvr

#58
FNSaimcoach9
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wait does she not exist anymore?

#59
9wntr
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rebranded to nataliee

#60
CaxTonYT
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No she rebranded to Natalie to hide within the anti luvrs as a spy, don't snitch tho 🤫

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Artific
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Bums

#53
9wntr
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ExiTluvr

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asunaluvr
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bump cus im still sad about the mean stuff ppl say to luvrs 😿

#62
zak9
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WE are not reading allat

#63
Big-Bot-Brim
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sybau assunaluvr . Deserve all the meanstuff people say to luvr/glazer

#64
Batujnaxglazer
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Luvrs rise up fr

#65
silberfaust1
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Using AI smh luvrs lost the argument here today

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asunaluvr
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ITS NOT AI, ON ASUNA’S LIFE

ITS MLK SPEECH, AND I REPLACED THE WORDS NECESSARY

added luvr, website, vlr, vlrian etc

i edited it myself

#67
silberfaust1
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Falling for ragebait smh luvrs lost the argument today

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asunaluvr
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accusing me of using ai is great ragebait

#69
satoluvr
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AiLuvr

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silberfaust1
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i just do that with every text on vlr that is longer than 3 sentences and im right a concerning amount of times

#71
my-dad-ate-my-toes
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Ts is NOT this serious vro

Catch this peak Synyster Gates solo instead https://youtube.com/shorts/2WRlQv2ZHMk?si=KBSLSoESuodN253w

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