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2 truths, 1 lie

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#1
cloudberry

Offseason so boring, might as well do something fun

Comment 2 truths and 1 lie about you under this thread. People can then try to guess which one is the lie

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pztzy
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im from india im a fan of edg there is god

#3
brams6663
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truth lie truth

#24
9wntr
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https://www.vlr.gg/24252/no-politics-religion

#64
ILikeEsports
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lol

#97
WhzyGlazer420
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https://www.vlr.gg/24252/no-politics-religion

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poiuu20
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football is peak basketball is peak dfm is peak

#6
mondely
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I think the football part is a lie

#32
poiuu20
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dfm one is😔

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mondely
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  1. I'm a something glazer
  2. I'm a berlin glazer
  3. I'm a f0rsaken glazer

you prob got it wrong if u guessed based on my flair only

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9wntr
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im half jordanian
i have anisometropia
I like pizza

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9wntr
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is anyone gonna attempt

#36
Livvie
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pizza,,,

#41
9wntr
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correct

#38
satellite_kov
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i remember u saying some shi about jordan so its not that one, i only know the second one is an eye condition and you know mena is good so u can obv see fine. so u dont like pizza

#39
9wntr
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3# is the lie

#42
satellite_kov
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i am a mastre deducer

#8
ynuser
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I'm a loud fan, I love hitting legs in gym, I'm 6'3 but larp as 6'4

#11
mondely
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i think the second part is a lie cuz almost no one like hitting legs

#20
ynuser
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Nah I'm a Prx fan actually, I like loud but not their fan

#21
mondely
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fair enough

#14
229fn
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the third is a lie, in reality you’re 6’2 larping as someone who is 6’3 who is larping as a 6’4 person

#22
ynuser
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Nah I'm actually about 6'3.5 or smth but I say 6'4

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TORPID
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I'm full American
I have astigmatism
My favorite movie is "A silent voice"

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mondely
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The first one is a lie, there is no such thing as full american....

#18
TORPID
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yeah I'm like 26% scottish or sum like that anyway

#10
n1cf
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  1. I like cNed
  2. I like cNed
  3. I like baitpas
#16
TheFumbler
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Im not a genius but "I like cNed" might be the lie. Im not a genius so dont judge me

#23
n1cf
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youre fucking stupid pal

#25
TheFumbler
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No. But my mom said I'm special tho

#26
n1cf
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W mom

#12
229fn
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I watched VCT before I ever installed Valorant
I did a YouTube watch party stream once for an All Gamers match
the first game I ever watched live was a SEN game

#15
TORPID
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All sound true, but I'd have to go with number 1

#17
229fn
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Nope, it was #2, the match I watchpartied was Tyloo vs. TEC

#19
Elso
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Play tft

#27
dimmed
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Cryo is a fraud
Yay is a fraud
Demon1 is a fraud

#28
dimmed
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oh wait I forgot the lie

#30
veronika
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no u didnt its the cryo one !! 😺

#31
ynuser
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Yes add nats is goat for lie

#99
229fn
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the cryo one is the lie

#29
satellite_kov
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i stole a laptop from my school
i used to be addicted to nasal spray
i own two rabbits and they both FUCKING REFUSE to eat the top of carrots like bitch thats the only part im not eating im giving to you AND IT TASTES THE FUCKING SAME YOU EAT OTHER BITS OF THE CARROT FUCK

#50
mondely
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i think the second one is the lie...

#53
satellite_kov
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no it was the third got you mr lakia of vlr

#58
mondely
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damn it....

#82
KiwiJuice
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Carrots arent good for rabbits, they contain too much sugar

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satellite_kov
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nothing is good in large amounts, i just dont use the top when im cooking with carrots so i cut it in half and give it to them so its an insignificant amount

#33
ynuser
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demon1 is goat
F0rsaken is my favourite player
I hate meteor

#35
satellite_kov
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how did you guess

#37
ynuser
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I'm just fucking with u this is most definitely the truth cuz u were oddly specific

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satellite_kov
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no that one was actually the lie they eat the carrot tops from whenever im done cooking i was channeling my rage from their hate of pineapple cores like fuck its sweet and crunchy just eat it

#44
ynuser
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U got me twin

#43
satellite_kov
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i know what you did

#45
ynuser
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Yeah I was looking stupid there

#46
KiwiJuice
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Im 26
I have a criminal record
I once won a regional cards tournament.

#52
mondely
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second one is lie, surely no criminal record bro? if its actually true, i hope the best for u

#63
KiwiJuice
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When you turn 18 your record gets wiped, so yeah i don't have one :)

#66
mondely
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Nice

#47
veronika
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one time i cried so much i threw up
patitek once called me dogshit in a deathmatch
ive almost been ran over by a truck 2 times in the last year

#48
satellite_kov
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all of these are true, the first one happened because of the second one (and thats a very patitek thing to do) and you are too short to be seen by trucks, not even an driver in an f1 car would see u

#51
KiwiJuice
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Im guessing you're not in patiteks dm Lobbies, but very likely nonetheless

#94
veronika
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ur right, patitek never called me dogshit. but i see pro players regularly in my deathmatches

#49
Livvie
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i have neo pronouns
my teddy i had at birth was called "millie"
MF DOOM is my fav artist

#55
ynuser
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I think ur teddy's name was actually livvie and u used this name on vlr

#56
Livvie
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the teddy one is wrong and i called him "favorite bear" lmao i was a creative child

#59
KiwiJuice
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When I was led to youuuuuu, i knewwwww you we're the one for meeeee. I swearrrr the whole world could feel you MCEeeeeee

#60
Livvie
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what :o

#65
KiwiJuice
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._.

#67
KiwiJuice
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That's like one of his best songs

#71
Livvie
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im tired sry

#74
KiwiJuice
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It's ok, i forgive you

#61
satellite_kov
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what even are neo pronouns /srs

#62
Livvie
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new pronouns

like

xe/xem for example :P

#68
satellite_kov
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is it to like avoid confusion with using they/them because those ones can often refer to a collective?

#73
Livvie
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Pronouns are words that refer to a person as something other than their name. Neopronouns are a category of new (neo) pronouns used to refer to a person. They are being used over other pronouns like “she,” “he,” or “they.”

to answer your question no they are separate pronouns :P

#54
cloudberry
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I have a pet fish
I'm learning German
I'm forklift certified

#57
foythvlr
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I am have a pretty popular valorant page on twitter
I'm in a band
I never left my country

#69
satellite_kov
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youre not in a band vlr users arent cool

#72
foythvlr
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I am in fact in a band but still on early stages

I'm not cool tho

#75
satellite_kov
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nah doing something ur passionate about with ur friends is hectic i wish i was in a band
what instrument do u play?

#76
foythvlr
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Guitar

#84
satellite_kov
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nice, i play piano but none of my friends know any instruments :(

#86
foythvlr
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It sucks that there's not as many people into it anymore. The one i'm forming right now is struggling a bit cause some members seemingly don't really want to do it so i'm searching for new ones. The deal is to go to more underground shows and try to find people there or just search on the internet

But like even not starting a band learning a instrument is so cool idk why only few people try it

#78
KiwiJuice
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No reason for brazilians to leave their country, it's massive anyway.

#80
foythvlr
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Theres always a reason to leave the country

#91
ynuser
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Do u have a page?

#93
foythvlr
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nope

#70
dimmed
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Fine I'll do one properly:

  • I had my first kiss stolen by a family friend 1 year older than me when I was 8
  • I nearly drowned in swimming pool once (around 10 years old) and the lifeguard chose not to save me because apparently he's only paid to save kids who are doing swimming lessons
  • When I first started uni I went to the library and saw someone watching straight p*rn on their ipad
#79
foythvlr
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the lifeguard chose not to save me because apparently he's only paid to save kids who are doing swimming lessons

is this the lie cause theres no way

#81
dimmed
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I wish but no

#83
foythvlr
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bro WHAT

#90
dimmed
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some people are fucked up idk

#88
KiwiJuice
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It wasn't a family friend, it was your cousin

#89
dimmed
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nope we aren't related

#77
Elso
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Dishsoap is my goat
I'm Radiant on Valorant
I'm SSL on Rocket League

#85
KiwiJuice
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Radiant

#92
aquaa018s_alterego
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ive had pnemonia since thanksgiving
ive met kevin durant, steph, and bron
my favorite player is cryo

#95
Elso
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Cryo is a lie

#96
dimmed
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my favorite player is cryo

I know you loved XSET because of Cryo and Zekken but I think Zekken's your #1, right?

#101
aquaa018s_alterego
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you and elso got it yep

#98
Jayde
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I am currently in hospital
Ive visited 21 different countries
I have more ranked games in league of legends than in valorant but my valorant winrate is way higher

#100
Vyse-Fan_In-more-than-one
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Is the lie you having better winrate in val?

#102
Elso
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Hospital is a lie!!!

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