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my icks in men

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#1
Feuerstern

when they are too obsessed with money (especially people obsessed with crypto EWWWW)
when they wear quarter zips
when they are too insecure to let me put makeup/nail polish on them
when they are under 5'11 (like just grow up???)
when they are too cocky
doesnt take care of their skin
saying shit like "i need a goth baddie", i feel like throwing up every time i hear that shit
bad posture
wont admit they are wrong
too stubborn (its only okay when im stubborn)
not chewing with their mouth closed
picky eater (its only cute when im a picky eater)
lower rank than me in val
bad music taste (when i say that i mean bad, its fine if u like different music than me)
cant drive
doesnt know what to do at airports (i dont either)
walks too fast/too slow
doesnt like sports (wtf??)
not emotionally intelligent
too loud
takes a long time to answer calls/messages
doesnt like dogs
doesnt like cats
likes to party way too much
disrespectful towards strangers
bad with kids
when they have a patchy beard (either grow a proper beard or dont grow one at all)
too obsessed with cologne (like owning 10+, get a real hobby tf)

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n0vacane
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quarter zip stray

#3
Nak3dPotatooo
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unemployed final boss :

#4
n1cf
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i love cned

#5
Feuerstern
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jailtime for u :)

#7
n1cf
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y

#9
Feuerstern
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im 16

#11
n1cf
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oh shit my bad sis

#12
king_bob
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you’re his type

#13
Feuerstern
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seems more like a thing u would be

#17
king_bob
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nope 🙂‍↔️

#16
JawXG
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either grow a proper beard or dont grow one at all

You're 16 and you want a mf with a full ass beard?

#21
Feuerstern
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whats wrong about wanting something u cant achieve yet?

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SudokuDude
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to be fair, some dudes get beards in their teens. not that uncommon.

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n0vacane
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2/8 good confidence but perhaps a bit too cocky

#19
Feuerstern
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and now we editing pretending like u didnt try hitting on a 16yro...

#23
king_bob
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this is insane

#6
SkyXD
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this is a rollercoaster between genuinely acceptable and 0/8 bait

#10
emptybackis
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Very true for not chewing with mouth closed

#14
veronika
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omg so true i agree with basically all of these

#29
n0vacane
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that's lowk concerning unless it's the genuinely acceptable ones

#32
veronika
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which of these are unacceptable?

#36
SkyXD
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when they are under 5'11 (like just grow up???)
too stubborn (its only okay when im stubborn)
picky eater (its only cute when im a picky eater)
lower rank than me in val
cant drive
doesnt know what to do at airports (i dont either)
when they have a patchy beard (either grow a proper beard or dont grow one at all)

#39
Feuerstern
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whats wrong abt the stubborn one (ok maybe the last part isnt that good)

#40
SkyXD
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yeah mainly the double standards on it, by itself its perfectly fine

#51
Teunoin
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Girl u want someone emotionally intelligent higher then u in val. Those don’t exist girl hate to break it to u

#56
veronika
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😿😿

#57
Teunoin
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Like how do you expect any of Those people to be emotionally aged or available

#58
veronika
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there must be someone, and i mean i dont mind dating someone who doesn’t play val, but if he’s gonna play val he needs to be better than md

#60
Monsteiur
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what rank are you

#68
veronika
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imm1

#72
Monsteiur
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oh yeah, no one past imm1 is emotionally available, (and most have an ego problem)

#62
Teunoin
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You just rejected millions of people. And this also makes it impossible for him to indulge in your hobbies since if he ever starts to play it he will be worse then you

#64
Feuerstern
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if i was in a relationship with someone who doesnt play val id try keeping them as far away from it as possible

#65
Livvie
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shockingly ppls dating pool isnt open to literally everyone

#71
Teunoin
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Nono Iknow and I get that but if you are like top 0.01% in something and then saying then need to be better then me reduces shit a very big amount is my point

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femboyhater
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imagine being under 5'11 ahahahahhaha

#22
veronika
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tbh u give 6’3 energy femboyhater

#18
eStos
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it's 2025, if you love women you don't need to pretend you like men anymore 😊

#138
SudokuDude
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common W from ma boi eStos

#20
criso
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67

#24
AstaR0th
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whats wrong with walking fast? just keep up we both have 2 legs

#25
femboyhater
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some are built like leaf

#26
veronika
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what if she wants to enjoy the walk?

#27
AstaR0th
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she can enjoy the walk at the same pace as me

#28
Feuerstern
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fuck that

#30
veronika
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why do u get to set the pace?

#33
AstaR0th
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itd be my natural pace, I could make the argument she is walking too slow but tbh its not that big of an issue anyway

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Feuerstern
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it is an issue if i just wanna enjoy a relaxing walk!!

#35
AstaR0th
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its circumstantial, if we are walking in the park then sure we can slow down and enjoy the view, but if we are walking to a destination then I will be walking fast

#31
LugiaVLR
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“the girls are gonna love this “ ahh post

#37
foythvlr
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35 comments in 14 minutes this might be generational

#38
SnorlaxEnjoyer
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Some of this to be fair is understandable the rest of this is just pushing it slightly

#41
Divine_Thunder
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veronika alt 🚨🚨🚨🚨

#42
veronika
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literally impossible i posted a thread like 30 seconds after this got made

#129
Divine_Thunder
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classic alt denial

#43
_AshBorne_
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the disrespect for goth baddie should put u in jail for lifetime

#44
Feuerstern
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99% of guys who say that dont even know what goth means

#54
sideshowsbaldhead
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if you see a man on the internet say he wants a “goth baddie” he means black hair and eyeliner lol

#55
Feuerstern
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yea thats jut not goth!!

#45
4x4x4x4
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truthnuke!!11!!!!!

#46
eejayzzz
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what about men who play Hog 2.6

#48
Feuerstern
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not a fan of mobile games

#131
Tempest24
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or mk

#135
eejayzzz
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no mk no

#143
Tempest24
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hell naw you probably use mk

#148
eejayzzz
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actually i HATE mk such a horrible card

#47
poggpigg
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my ick is when the man is not called teunoin

#50
veronika
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aww so cute

#52
Teunoin
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OMG IM SO HAPPY I FOUND THIS COMMENT :3

#49
MindGoblin1
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#53
Monsteiur
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#59
Livvie
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im so confused

#61
Feuerstern
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?

#63
Livvie
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this is ragebait right?

#66
Feuerstern
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well its obviously meant to make people rage a bit but this is honest opinion

#67
Livvie
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understood!!

(i get the goth baddie thing lol)

#69
Feuerstern
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guys just be throwing around the word goth baddie without even knowing what it rly is😑

#70
Marii
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If you not a big booty Latina this opinion doesn’t matter 😭✌️

#79
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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What if you are a bbl fan

#85
Marii
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Also works

#74
Lordsalih
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WHATS WRONG WITH QUARTER ZIPS BRO

#76
Feuerstern
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just no.

#81
Lordsalih
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ELABORATE

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Feuerstern
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too basic+makes u look like a wannabe rich dude

#96
Lordsalih
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wannabe rich dude 😭😭

#101
Feuerstern
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thats one i wont change my mind on

#100
Marii
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CIA not sending their best

#77
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Bump to ban all men ahh post

#80
Feuerstern
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that was a post? love that

#83
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Thankfully it's removed, and dsby is banned too I think

#87
SkyXD
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wait actually?
holy shit w vlr mods

#91
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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I tried searching for it and I couldn't find it
Also dsby hasn't been talking for like 4 days so he's either really busy or banned

#98
SkyXD
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i mean he meant it as a bait but good on the mods for genuinely taking it seriously
he doesnt seem to be the type to go silent so probably tempbanned ig

#89
Lordsalih
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why'd he get banned ?

#94
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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I'm only guessing, might be just taking a break or is just busy atm, it's cuz of that bump to ban all men post that he did

#82
SkyXD
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if we do the same posts about women we're joining delighted in the kickoff gulag

#88
Marii
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Delighted got sent to the shadow realm? I haven’t been here in a while

#95
SkyXD
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yep until kickoff for chipi chapa 2.0
inside jokes and some stuff falling into a gray area apparently

#97
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Who did he do chipi chapa with? 😔
I feel left out
Me and delighted innovated with the chipi chapas

#99
SkyXD
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he didnt do chipi chapa supposedly it was for some other inside joke thing/spamming
or maybe he said the n word idk

#102
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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He might've called BerLINglazer smth...

#103
SkyXD
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w speed

#84
BabyWizard
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Im not like other men, im none of that

#133
Tempest24
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when they are under 5'11
#154
BabyWizard
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frick you

#86
laaft
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whats your rank in val? also quarterzips are fire

#93
Feuerstern
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ascendant 2

#104
Monsteiur
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yeah, asc 3 above, especially immo ranks are not emotionally available

#105
Feuerstern
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gotta try still

#92
FrogGrenade
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justice for short kings and quarter zips

#106
Aminbg02
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(like just grow up???)>

i couldnt stop laughing

#107
Feuerstern
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just grow up??? cant be that hard

#108
SkyXD
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this bait has potential

#109
Livvie
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its worked incredibly

#111
Feuerstern
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its genuinely my opinion tho (most of it atleast)

#112
SkyXD
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im gonna fucking rip my spine apart and space my cerebrae out further to satisfy the desires of a female being

#113
Vyse-Fan_In-more-than-one
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... Please seek therapy?

#114
Monsteiur
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a female being ON VLR

#115
Feuerstern
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lets not go that far ok

#116
SkyXD
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that is how you make it sound
like just grow up bro it cant be that hard

#117
Feuerstern
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ever heard of sarcasm bro

#118
SkyXD
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its genuinely my opinion tho (most of it atleast)

#119
Livvie
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(most)

#120
Feuerstern
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and now we cant read either?

#110
themaniel
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100+ replies in an hour

Masterclass

#121
shrike-
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i'm not gonna listen to anyone who thinks not watching sports is a red flag when 95% of them are "ball go here, win game"

#123
Vyse-Fan_In-more-than-one
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This is a man(or woman idk) with culture

#127
emptybackis
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alr what about esports then

#153
Congo1
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okay shrorke i've had enough of you ! 😤 · 🤬

#168
sideshowsbaldhead
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spoken like a true florida fan 😹

#130
Prase
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Pretty sure your future husband will have one or multiple of these traits and you will have to settle and compromise because you love him. You will realize as you grow older.

#132
Feuerstern
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who said im gonna be with someone when im older

#134
Prase
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Fair enough

#137
Feuerstern
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also who said i cant just get with a girl

#139
Monsteiur
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Fair enough

#140
Prase
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The thread is about “icks in men” I kept it only related to men = husband.

If you don’t want to get with a guy to begin with you wouldn’t put that much effort or observations, you would simply not care at all.

And you can be with any human being for all I care, I put it in context to the thread.

#141
1d
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Since when are we doing alts?

#142
Feuerstern
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so just because i dont have over 1k posts im instantly an alt?

#145
1d
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I know whose alt but i wont expose you infront of millions

#190
Teunoin
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Ayoo dani help a brother out I wanna know :p

#197
1d
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Jayde alt

#203
Teunoin
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i already found out whose it was, tysm tho

#144
skububu
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yesss queen ragebait the men

#146
KiwiJuice
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most chronically single post of 2025

#149
Feuerstern
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could i really post all this if i was chronically single

#181
Vyse-Fan_In-more-than-one
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Yes?

#147
Congo1
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Its a valorant site icky list with 100 points and i only dont pass the bar of valorant rank. Theres some good humour to that.

Good gender war bait post anyway. This one gon keep doing numbers fr.

#150
Feuerstern
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i see way too cocky over there...think that counts for u

#152
Congo1
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im afraid i am too humble to respond saying i am very humble so i wont do it. 😔

#151
grisx23
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150 comment. Holy shi. This mf hit a treasure trove of bait

#155
ynuser
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Cats are ahh

#156
OliverQueen_
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who asked

#157
Feuerstern
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"WhO AskED" the around 60 people that replied to this thread dumbass

#158
OliverQueen_
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The users in the replies didn't ask though and neither did i

#159
Feuerstern
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u also have almost 700 posts that nobody asked for ˆˆ

#160
OliverQueen_
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ok cool but no one cared to ask me "who asked" cause my posts had some sense to it meanwhile yours is just so braindead you made me waste my time typing "who asked"

#166
Livvie
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how has this made you this angry

#167
Feuerstern
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so unnecesary too

#214
OliverQueen_
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I'm not angry I just love rage-baiting

#161
bloodhound
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my icks in women:
when they make lists like these

#162
Feuerstern
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womp womp

#163
Satile
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is ts tuff in china?

#164
Congo1
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i dont think chinese people know about ts

#165
Feuerstern
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nah in china mysoginy is still more popular

#169
Hyxagon
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valid
extremely valid
valid
lmao
depends
valid
ok but have you seen a real goth baddie?
valid
valid
lmao
valid
valid
very low bar so valid
valid
valid
what?
not valid
valid
ABSOLUTE W
valid
worst take on this list
best take on this list
idek what you mean
valid
valid
valid
valid

#170
n0vacane
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bump

#171
Feuerstern
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Masterclass no?

#172
notepicfailboi
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Most of them are valid but some are just unreasonable

#173
Feuerstern
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Womp womp🥀

#176
notepicfailboi
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I was agreeing with your post but you do you

#174
wkeyspectre
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Best bait of December 2025

#175
TwistedTemp0
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im waiting for a my icks in women post

#177
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Uhhh
I think it'll never exist

#179
veronika
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would be fun, u should make it

#180
notepicfailboi
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As long as I don’t hate on asuna it’s ok right?

#182
veronika
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yea exactly

#178
nobody___100
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yeah bro if u a dude and playing val in the big 26 u aint a dude

#183
sh1lll
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half ragebait half common sense full retardation

and god forbid a man makes a post like this…

#184
Feuerstern
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I mean sure make a post like this about women, noone gonna stop u!

#185
sh1lll
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i like my sanity thanks

#187
Feuerstern
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Truly, NOONE would mind

#188
sh1lll
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alr fuck it then

#186
veronika
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bump

#189
Jayde
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W post❤️‍🩹

#191
shaggyboy1030
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As a 24 year old unc(according to gen alpha). You being a 16 year old some of these are really valid and mature takes. Some are just trolling like the height one( although depends on where you live ,east and south asians guys are comparatively short than western guys ).

#192
veronika
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bump

#193
veronika
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bump 😸

#195
omegacopium
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veronika why are you bumping this

#196
veronika
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it's a funny thread

#198
omegacopium
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It is, but I think you're doing this bc you wanna watch the world burn

#200
veronika
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maybeee...

#199
SkyXD
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bro anything but not bumping bait threads
have you not learnt from the dsby thread

#194
namuw0w
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lol

#201
9wntr
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poor hygiene is an instant turnoff
yall agree right?

#202
notepicfailboi
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Yeah, and also touching utensils with the same hands you eat. I don’t want to touch an oily spoon to get my food

#205
ILikeEsports
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i lowkey dont understand what you're trying to say

#208
notepicfailboi
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Imagine someone eating oily food and using that dirty hand to put something else on the plate

Kinda hard to put into words

#209
ILikeEsports
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ah yea than i agree

#206
Vyse-Fan_In-more-than-one
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As a fellow indian i get that

#211
archetype
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bump because of my own personal intentions (i like seeing the reactions)

#216
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Oh nah

#217
Goatfnc
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shAts

#218
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Bro has nothing better to do than this
You truly are his alt

#212
Monsteiur
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I still don’t understand how this peak.

#213
g2gcHATER
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67!

#215
GodAwfulGod
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I think you'd have better luck creating a homunculus than finding a man who doesn't have at least one of these features

#219
Maniacwolf
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“Like just grow up” 😂

#220
veronika
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😭😭

#221
Tempest24
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stop bumping this atrocity 🙏

#223
veronika
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nuh uh

#222
Emmieeee
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Playing val is an ick for me

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