when they are too obsessed with money (especially people obsessed with crypto EWWWW)
when they wear quarter zips
when they are too insecure to let me put makeup/nail polish on them
when they are under 5'11 (like just grow up???)
when they are too cocky
doesnt take care of their skin
saying shit like "i need a goth baddie", i feel like throwing up every time i hear that shit
bad posture
wont admit they are wrong
too stubborn (its only okay when im stubborn)
not chewing with their mouth closed
picky eater (its only cute when im a picky eater)
lower rank than me in val
bad music taste (when i say that i mean bad, its fine if u like different music than me)
cant drive
doesnt know what to do at airports (i dont either)
walks too fast/too slow
doesnt like sports (wtf??)
not emotionally intelligent
too loud
takes a long time to answer calls/messages
doesnt like dogs
doesnt like cats
likes to party way too much
disrespectful towards strangers
bad with kids
when they have a patchy beard (either grow a proper beard or dont grow one at all)
too obsessed with cologne (like owning 10+, get a real hobby tf)
























