Webster "Onya" Dictionary over here. Since you enjoy made up words.. I had a friend help me out...
Flumbuzzle (verb) — to utterly confuse someone with enthusiasm and snacks.
“He flumbuzzled the committee with cupcakes and charisma.”
Snorpulent (adjective) — when something looks both comfortable and slightly gross.
“That beanbag chair is weirdly snorpulent, like it’s judging me for sitting on it.”
Blergitude (noun) — the existential meh you feel when your favorite show gets canceled.
“Her blergitude was palpable after the finale.”
Womptastic (adjective) — unexpectedly amazing in a chaotic, unhinged way.
“That karaoke performance was womptastic — I think the smoke alarm joined in.”
Quizzlefied (verb) — the state of being overcomplicated for no reason whatsoever.
“The onboarding process was quizzlefied by six unnecessary PowerPoints.”
Gloobernog (noun) — a mysterious substance found in the back of your fridge that’s possibly evolving.
“Don’t touch the gloobernog, it’s part of an ongoing experiment.”
Minkadoodle (noun) — someone who’s endearingly ridiculous but alarmingly confident.
“That minkadoodle walked into the meeting wearing a cape and owning it.”
Scrumbulate (verb) — to panic-organize your life in 12 minutes before guests arrive.
“We scrumbulated so hard, even the dog looked cleaner.”
Yonderblorp (noun) — a vague destination used when you don’t want to admit you’re lost.
“Let’s just head yonderblorp and see what happens.”
Dingfuddle (noun) — that moment when technology works, but you have no idea why.
“The printer started working after I yelled at it, so that’s a dingfuddle win.”