that is genuinely the craziest read I've ever seen

you reminded me I should swap to a heretics flair now that miniboo is gone 😔

titl

smartest prx fan

respects his viewers 😂😂😂he's nervous because he's scared of the backlash. more backlash = less viewers = less money

do we really not understand how streaming works in the big 26? you're an entertainer and once you form an audience you're essentially forced into doing what they like or they'll probably stop watching you

cane was dogshit for most of ascension but you must have wiped it from your memory

we've seen liquid play plenty of times actually

zeta, gen.g, navi, kc

whole region is ass I think you'll be fine

if they gave DRG wall hacks they'd still get grouped

calling it "speculation" is giving it too much credit, it's based on literally nothing and t0nz himself came out and disproved it. it's just valorant incels making up their own fantasies

they proving my point right under me 😭😭😭

they lost both rounds after that and won one round in the rest of the half btw

average sentinel fan reaction to new players

son 😭😭😭 this sen roster ain't doing shit i promise you that much

I don't have very high standards for casting, like I didn't even mind ender even though he makes a lot of shit jokes. these casters are just awful though, their energy rarely fits the situation and the things they actually say just sound stupid

why are nrg actually just jumping around 😭😭😭

except the only purpose of a wall hack is to see people through walls, you're telling me you've never just run around the map when the round is over? you've never launched into the practice range and jumped around while doing something else?

just say you don't understand the game

womp womp, they could give sentinels 5 rounds for that and they'd still lose

flag + flair + name

you guys really think the two time champ needs to learn sen's set ups? guy was running around for fun. did you see how he was playing last map? it's clear he doesn't take them seriously

sen didn't even make regional playoffs after their trophy win btw

NRG placed 3rd in the next event

breaking the rules is a skill too, this is the difference between the two time champ and random players

this is literally nowhere near as bad as 2023/24 NRG or 2021/22/23/24/25/26 liquid

what's stopping them from doing the same? john could've gone and seen NRGs insane 5 man run down A

how are you 2 shots in your vipers ult and you're trying to spam 2 people

it's to honour his good friend skuba who's actually a smurf

mada: "I'm tired of the discrimination vertically challenged individuals face and I'd like to represent them in any way I can"

it's called aura. dry swinging is way more tough
just double champ shit, you wouldn't get it

g2 fans proving they're incapable of watching the game

sen is doing the thing where they're ass

NA players no passion, they're content to earn their salary and do nothing more

the pacific and china Russian imports are all good except something

wait 16k in one year is actually crazy

flag

prx fans writing fan fiction about players as usual

we all doing this 🙏

fuck makes you think the c9 players don't want to win? if anything you can see how much they want it from interviews and podcasts

the problem with rossy is his attitude, imagine your coworker talking about how "no one in this company wants to work unlike my old company." how do you think you'd react? have you seen that post match segment with sideshow/bren/americas broadcasters he did after one of the lev games? that was truly painful to watch. if he's like that in public imagine how he's like in private

smoke honestly feels like the lowest impact role in ranked (unless you play clove and just aim diff everyone) at best you can sit in smokes or play around them on defense and if the other team is ass or has a bad comp you can get away with it

my most played role is smokes but I have a way better win rate on every other role

I think he means being retarded 😔 such a disgusting thing for him to say

I doubt he's really even finnish

you jest but I'm half convinced heretics is losing to whoever wins this, these bums always lose when you expect it least

watching one rossy interview is enough to make you dislike him there's no need to come up with any narratives

I don't know about the best bo3 of the year but I do know the worst bo5 of all time, do you wanna hear about it?

they defaulted multiple times I don't know what you guys are talking about

"benjy big game player" son 😭😭😭😭

I don't care about the stats since he's on heretics who have phases where they just get stomped. he's their most consistent player and was mostly the best on the team

compare Leo's teammates to riens

his skye isn't all that we're talking about scan initiators

"the 5vs2 we lost to alfajer i was really mad at benjy and felt like I had to do something"

bro really started rage swinging them and aced 😭

same level as leo I'll say it

alfajer dropped 31 impact kills not exit frags like asspas

amazing calls on ascent I think those were the best calls of boo's life honestly