philippines roster:
delighted (HC) lumpia_mayor propredicter mvy morikoe pandacoco1
Philippines 😍🌹
thanks glittering_yard
are u gonna be in the Brazil roster
Only if its a football competition ⚽️
Im not a good Valorant teammate…
interesting
can i be in the indo roster +mulyondoindon
fuck it why not
assemble ur own roster
america roster:
delighted (Pinoy btw) simbhdri (not from the US) kuruk abcdefg valyn
valyn uses vlr????
and I'm the HC for the Philippines team we are getting podium MINIMUM
no i added him for comedic effect + igl
make @cameran the coach
cameran would be a good coach assistant coach: burger_brain (im not sure if hes actually from the US tbh)
get shrike in
delighted and i get the import rule bypass so this roster works
I volunteer from Tijuana
casperluna jos4056 alexsmtx koromast
who's the fifth
w list, i will destroy all femboys.
you gotta lock in against Korea they are a scary team
scammer_cat vyde femboyhater butterflyeffect23 zoro77ll
wheres kirya???
kirya is the head coach
I can go assistant coach with my 1% korean roots
ur 1% Korean born in Japan grew up in Sweden now ur a German for college?
so how many languages can u speak 💔
Fluent? 3. i know a bit of 3 others but really only a bit
English, german, and korean?
English german and swedish ofc :)
idt u can be Korea's coach if u don't really know the language....
How do you even get 1% of a certain ancestry? Are you like Mongolian Or japanese to have some of that Korean ancestry?
Maybe one of his great great great great great grandparents was from korea. Or he is just east asian. They share like common ancestry. Tbh all human fo if you go really far.
Is there even a single actual Korean in that list except for butterfly. I know he is half kr and half jp. Other are just fake flaggers no?
#delighted4president
lowkey idk jack shit about PH politics but I would prolly solve all of the problems circulating around in the Philippines
i believe in u :]
thanks
what about the south korea roster
scammer_cat vyde femboyhater butterflyeffect23 aquaa018s_alterego
kirya (HC) zoro77ll (AC) jayde (AC)
We winning 0 rounds at champs with this one🔥
yeah Philippines is gonna massacre y'all
gl
we're winning rounds bro I got us
Ill blame u for every round we dont win<3
ok buzz
Shushhh u couldnt even shoot smh
@aquaa018s_alterego is goated too
zoro77ll over ME
as an asc1 this is OUTRAGEOUS
ok hold on lemme edit the roster rq
yippie :D
I'm actually surprised ur asc1 🙀
i used to play a knockoff csgo cause i couldnt get csgo
i had like 10 months playtime on that
woah
ok maybe Korea has a chance of winning
there is a vlr world cup?
No, we just yapping for fun
no this is just a hypothetical roster if vlr ever hosts one
oh ok
Poland: BabyWizard Kfan That one MVGA guy Need 2 more
kirako is the MVGA guy
Brazil wins easy they have trembolona that mf is radiant no
Malta: orangejuice
Add me in international team roster.
Make a north Korea list. I assure you I will bring gold. I have no other choice tbh.
norway is just me myself and i </3
Haaland and Magnus Carlsen will help you ❤️🩹