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orangejuice
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you can ask me anything you want

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n1cf
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Does Leo come back..? We miss him......

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Tyler_1998
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tell me that the 3 teams qualifying for toronto are g2 , 100t and c9

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Swarleyyy
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What year does FNS retire?

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gamergirl
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Tyler_1998 [#3]

tell me that the 3 teams qualifying for toronto are g2 , 100t and c9

sabrina carpenter and you will get married in 2026 too

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orangejuice
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n1cf [#2]

Does Leo come back..? We miss him......

next year he comes back but it will be far below from the expected performance

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orangejuice
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Tyler_1998 [#3]

tell me that the 3 teams qualifying for toronto are g2 , 100t and c9

100t chokes
leviatan goes to toronto

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ARix145
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Does tenz ever stop complaining about the game

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Wingull
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does AG win Champs 2085

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orangejuice
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Swarleyyy [#4]

What year does FNS retire?

2027
also he won a masters trophy in 2026

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H3ENnZ
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is pipson kicked? and is mini the new GX coach

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orangejuice
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ARix145 [#8]

Does tenz ever stop complaining about the game

until 2028 yes
after 2028 he gives a break because of mental problems

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orangejuice
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Wingull [#9]

does AG win Champs 2085

they won in 2049

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Goonster
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do i ever find love?

#15
ionlyHave1Zuni
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Does Lev Win Anything 💔

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Wingull
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orangejuice [#13]

they won in 2049

oh hype

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orangejuice
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H3ENnZ [#11]

is pipson kicked? and is mini the new GX coach

pipson got kicked after split 1
giantx took Onur/BeTony duo instead of him
giantx played a masters grand final in 2026 but they lost and won masters in 2027

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orangejuice
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Goonster [#14]

do i ever find love?

just wait for 8 months

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eexlnc
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orangejuice [#7]

100t chokes
leviatan goes to toronto

woohoo!

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orangejuice
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ionlyHave1Zuni [#15]

Does Lev Win Anything 💔

in 2032 yes they won a champions trophy

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veljko
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should i drop out from uni

#22
orangejuice
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veljko [#21]

should i drop out from uni

you finished university and moved to germany

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veljko
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orangejuice [#22]

you finished university and moved to germany

WAIT COOK!???

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Weluz99
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Will Boom and RRQ manage to go to Toronto

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Supernova0791
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Does PRX make a comeback?

#26
orangejuice
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Weluz99 [#24]

Will Boom and RRQ manage to go to Toronto

rrq goes to toronto
boom chokes but they manage to go champions

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orangejuice
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Supernova0791 [#25]

Does PRX make a comeback?

wait for 2 years

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Supernova0791
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orangejuice [#27]

wait for 2 years

As long as it happens eventually

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Krytox
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Does GE finally qualify for playoffs?

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orangejuice
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Krytox [#29]

Does GE finally qualify for playoffs?

no

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AlexSMTx
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orangejuice [#7]

100t chokes
leviatan goes to toronto

yipee

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Krytox
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orangejuice [#30]

no

damn 😭

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ashNfps
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does jessievash get removed from team secret

#34
orangejuice
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ashNfps [#33]

does jessievash get removed from team secret

end of this season he gets removed

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Vaaero
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orangejuice [#7]

100t chokes
leviatan goes to toronto

Even mibr chokes?

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benmaimoon
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orangejuice [#7]

100t chokes
leviatan goes to toronto

lev aint going nowhere

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orangejuice
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Vaaero [#35]

Even mibr chokes?

they out in lower bracket round 2

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orangejuice
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benmaimoon [#36]

lev aint going nowhere

just wait and see
eg also won champions 2025 somehow with miracle run

#39
orangejuice
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eexlnc [#19]

woohoo!

In 2032 they won a champions trophy
demon1 cried while lifting the trophy

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Hyxagon
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who’s the first two times champs winner

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orangejuice
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Hyxagon [#40]

who’s the first two times champs winner

eg
they won champions 2025 with miracle run

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benmaimoon
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orangejuice [#38]

just wait and see
eg also won champions 2025 somehow with miracle run

which teams are going to toronto from emea sir??

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orangejuice
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benmaimoon [#42]

which teams are going to toronto from emea sir??

fnatic heretics vitality

#44
Hyxagon
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orangejuice [#41]

eg
they won champions 2025 with miracle run

what about the first two time champ player?

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ashNfps
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will yay be ever as good as he once was

#46
orangejuice
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Hyxagon [#44]

what about the first two time champ player?

a brazilian wonderkid named "fyora" wins champions two times with FNATIC

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orangejuice
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ashNfps [#45]

will yay be ever as good as he once was

no
but he will lift trophies

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orangejuice
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bump

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lemondou
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gamergirl [#5]

sabrina carpenter and you will get married in 2026 too

Ew

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cxrsedval
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will wolves win a tournament

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FerrariFrog
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orangejuice [#6]

next year he comes back but it will be far below from the expected performance

FUCK THE FUTURE

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orangejuice
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cxrsedval [#50]

will wolves win a tournament

2037

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Jivko
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cxrsedval [#50]

will wolves win a tournament

yeah, Championship in 2027 when they get relegated from the prem next year

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Supernova0791
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does Oxy ever leave C9 for a better team and win a tournament? or does he ever win a tournament in general (not counting off season tourneys)?

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Raftlot
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Will furia find any success at all?

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poopXXXXXXshiesty
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does g2 win any international tourneys in the next 3 years

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bees
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what year(s) do EXL and/or Virtyy win champs

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orangejuice
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Supernova0791 [#54]

does Oxy ever leave C9 for a better team and win a tournament? or does he ever win a tournament in general (not counting off season tourneys)?

oxy left c9 and joined sentinels in 2028
he won americas 2 times

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orangejuice
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Raftlot [#55]

Will furia find any success at all?

champions top 6 in 2034
does it count?

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riensluvr
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Do I ever hit plat 1 (hint: I don’t)

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orangejuice
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poopXXXXXXshiesty [#56]

does g2 win any international tourneys in the next 3 years

no

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Raftlot
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orangejuice [#59]

champions top 6 in 2034
does it count?

Holy shit they qualify to an international lfgggg

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m4
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How do I end up?

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orangejuice
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bees [#57]

what year(s) do EXL and/or Virtyy win champs

not exl but virtyy played in masters 2027 grand finals

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orangejuice
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riensluvr [#60]

Do I ever hit plat 1 (hint: I don’t)

you got arrested in 2026 bro

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riensluvr
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orangejuice [#65]

you got arrested in 2026 bro

what? I’ll be 16, what could I possibly be arrested for

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Elby56
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What's the newest agent?

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orangejuice
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m4 [#63]

How do I end up?

you have a happy family life
but you never reached to tier 1 and 2 valorant

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orangejuice
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Elby56 [#67]

What's the newest agent?

Vexor (duelist)
C – Kinetic Burst (Signature Ability): Vexor dashes forward a short distance, leaving behind a trail of kinetic energy that slows enemies by 30% for 2 seconds if they cross it. At 3 Momentum stacks, the dash distance increases by 50%.

Q – Ricochet Shard : Vexor throws a shard of kinetic energy that bounces off walls up to 2 times before exploding, dealing 50 damage in a small radius. Direct hits deal 75 damage.

E – Pulse Grenade: Vexor tosses a grenade that emits 3 pulses over 3 seconds, each pulse dealing 20 damage and applying a 10% vulnerability debuff (stacking up to 30%). Enemies hit by all 3 pulses are briefly concussed (vision blurred, aim disrupted)

X – Overdrive (Ultimate): Vexor supercharges his kinetic energy for 10 seconds, gaining 20% bonus movement speed, infinite Momentum stacks, and enhanced abilities: Kinetic Burst has no cooldown, Ricochet Shard gains an extra bounce, and Pulse Grenade pulses faster. Kills during Overdrive extend its duration by 2 seconds.

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Lyssuk
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KC will go to Toronto ?

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raphherrrr
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Are we cooked chat ?

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orangejuice
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Lyssuk [#70]

KC will go to Toronto ?

no

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euphoria_
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orangejuice [#6]

next year he comes back but it will be far below from the expected performance

why are u gay

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serro
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does sen win another trophy, and does xset come back? anddddd does m80 finally ascend?

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m4
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orangejuice [#68]

you have a happy family life
but you never reached to tier 1 and 2 valorant

shucks!

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Togex
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whats the 2026 PRX roster

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ttk10pokas
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orangejuice [#6]

next year he comes back but it will be far below from the expected performance

why -21 lol

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Supernova0791
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orangejuice [#69]

Vexor (duelist)
C – Kinetic Burst (Signature Ability): Vexor dashes forward a short distance, leaving behind a trail of kinetic energy that slows enemies by 30% for 2 seconds if they cross it. At 3 Momentum stacks, the dash distance increases by 50%.

Q – Ricochet Shard : Vexor throws a shard of kinetic energy that bounces off walls up to 2 times before exploding, dealing 50 damage in a small radius. Direct hits deal 75 damage.

E – Pulse Grenade: Vexor tosses a grenade that emits 3 pulses over 3 seconds, each pulse dealing 20 damage and applying a 10% vulnerability debuff (stacking up to 30%). Enemies hit by all 3 pulses are briefly concussed (vision blurred, aim disrupted)

X – Overdrive (Ultimate): Vexor supercharges his kinetic energy for 10 seconds, gaining 20% bonus movement speed, infinite Momentum stacks, and enhanced abilities: Kinetic Burst has no cooldown, Ricochet Shard gains an extra bounce, and Pulse Grenade pulses faster. Kills during Overdrive extend its duration by 2 seconds.

this actually sounds fire tho lowkey

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orangejuice
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Togex [#76]

whats the 2026 PRX roster

something
f0rsaken
j0ngg
D4v41
primmie

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orangejuice
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serro [#74]

does sen win another trophy, and does xset come back? anddddd does m80 finally ascend?

1- yes they won in 2030
2- no
3- yes they won 2025 ascension

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KingJark
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veljko [#21]

should i drop out from uni

no. I believe in u

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Carlos_Skrip
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Will there be a team from my region (Northern Latin America) in VCT someday?

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Window
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ttk10pokas [#77]

why -21 lol

we miss prime leo

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veljko
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KingJark [#81]

no. I believe in u

thank you, have 2 more weeks to prep

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orangejuice
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Carlos_Skrip [#82]

Will there be a team from my region (Northern Latin America) in VCT someday?

unfortunately no
but a player from colombia won the champions

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benmaimoon
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orangejuice [#38]

just wait and see
eg also won champions 2025 somehow with miracle run

🤨 mhmmmm sir?

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orangejuice
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benmaimoon [#86]

🤨 mhmmmm sir?

Hello! Orangejuice is here. How can I help you?

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ashNfps
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orangejuice [#34]

end of this season he gets removed

💔🥀

#89
MudKikoo
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lemondou [#49]

Ew

just say that ur homosexual

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tamatar
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which teams are winning next 5 ucl?

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vernoenjoyer
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orangejuice [#87]

Hello! Orangejuice is here. How can I help you?

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