i wonder who on global picked the roster lol

boaster does not have two teammates going +20 every match

larping frost as a bad coach is just dogwater iq

literally took global to a masters bro el oh el, close to 2-0d lev too LMFAO

making a fantasy about me because i made a factual analogy

i fortunately am a man

global are a clown fest lol they kept far worse coaches for longer, its pathetic and him being upset is hilarious

Imagine you take the ugliest girl in your high school class to prom, and then she dumps you lol

finally played a good team and shat allover the pitch

garbage player

which one of you retards downvoted this? funny enough i told you exactly who englands best players would be too haha

to bigger clubs? obviously

arsenal does this cycle where they win the league then their best players go somewhere else to win the ucl

lol in reality you lose saliba and gabriel

youre about to discover harry kane and jude bellingham in big games

and how shit saka is, gordon and pickford are the only players showing up tmr lmfao

rodri is not winning it lmfao yamal scores in the final and hes winning it

before we went to the WC he was the best player itw, just injured because flick cant beat laliga sides without baby goat playing

mbappe? dembele? what?

saying mbappe can be the next goat would imply somone like henry is a goat level player, hes the next henry

the next messi has to be a player that can at the very least create for the team when its not going their way, mbappe just waits for the team to spoonfeed him, like the final in 2022, nothing without 2 penalties

teams try too hard to take him out the game they think that keeping him quiet will win, but the truth is that playing through the middle is much better than playing out wide

so spain end up just playing more deadly football through the middle

kinda funny how 19 year old rage baits these bums so much, argentina have no wide players so in the final lamine will probably be forced to play more through the middle

JonahPiss should earn his keep lol

if players are treating like a major then it is one lol idk what to say to people anymore

only real mickey events were lockin and iceland 2022, not down to debate but if anyone needs education on reality im here

wonder how bad the ewc was mickey calls were gonna get now that 100T won and ofc 100T act like its the biggest deal ever that they won so the cope from people will be insane

im sorry vlr, but 100t are essentially the inaugural ewc champs since last years tournament was actually mickey

goated duo

vacation and he's just at the local KFC

https://tenor.com/view/fairs-gif-12734736402538230973

"and loud" https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-son-sigma2ohiogyat-kirk-charlie-kirk-gif-9677284592640242324

even with 0 trophies yay literally only won because of a ukraine war el oh el

cryo was always better than y0y

cryo just had a worse team in 2022

really happy that vlr has woken up to how shit y0y was, propped up by a busted agent and a whole team of legends boosting him for kills

sayaplayer mogs tubby two tits too

yeah in sports the offseason is typically in the middle of the season not after the ultimate event of the year and prior to the next season

why are the nrg players so mad they lost map 1 of the redbull home ground semi finals its the offseason bros lock in

i just dont understand undermining the efforts of the players that are clearly trying on stage with more fans than theyve ever seen before but okay

0 people care except the players on stage lol, imagine a team got eliminated from this event and went "sorry guys we lost but its not that deep"

so does that mean 2023 tokyo doesnt matter because it wasnt promoted in shop lol

i didnt even watch them play i didnt watch the masters event either but all i know is that there werent any chinese teams in the top 8 let alone top 3 lmfao

https://x.com/onurthegreat/status/2061112805680726436

they didnt make it because they didnt win, read this lmfao

what other incentives would even matter other than beating the best teams and winning a ton of money

i dont get what you're saying, its like saying uefa and fifa tournaments are different in football

i would get what youre saying if youre trying to compare winning in the UFC vs winning in some random MMA tournament, because theres a difference in competition and prize pool, but thats literally not the case

this is like a second UEFA champions league, just with its own qualifiers

its all emotion but i get it, you cant really stop being emotional, i think the people competing have though

better than who exactly? navi was trash they didnt beat liquid in emea, and eg/prx were not worse in 2023, they had visa issues at tokyo

so if ewc magically gave out champs points it would be a major in vct

its not the same in CS, its not like only the majors are S tier events, there have been super huge and respected wins that are just S tier events and not majors

all esports are the same, the bank just came to collect in valorant

it was always going to happen, the issue you have is you dont know what you're saying you just picked a side and dont understand how to let go of being low iq, so nothing i say matters

so you can waste time crying about a tournament with the best teams in the world and a bigger prize pool than masters or you can accept that the current world champs were visibly upset at eachother for losing vs a shitty gentle mates team lmfao

if you wanna see a team not caring about an event go to prx at lockin or hey nrg at lockin lmfao

yeah cs and dota pros would count worse tournaments as majors

more events ig

shrike is retarded dw

in cs every major is the exact same as ewc in this esport and theyre all s+ tier

just drooling

im not even baiting they literally beat a bunch of shitty emea teams and prx with a streamer

maybe DRX was an okay win? its just not that great of a year, VCT was kinda ass that year

helen keller over here

pls leave sen i need an americas team to root for but your gameplay is so stinky uh oh

its literal poo like wet poo and idk why you have to ruin reduxx

if you could stop, it would be appreciated, i think you have a spot on trickaims next team tho

fnc 2023 only won 1 impressive series in all of 2023 and it was against LOUD with 2 rookies playing their first event

literally did nothing impressive the entire season, didnt beat EG at their peak, LOUD spanked them once their team had time together, didnt even touch PRX with Something

most overrated team of all time, 2023 was literally in hindsight a down year for valorant, it was essentially 3 good teams (LOUD, PRX, and EG) and those 3 good teams only really became really good at champs, FNC just were the best when they were shit, 4th place for the year

its not even champs yet

the title says verno, verno is good whats ur point

tex and mazino are wastes of carbon

i always knew u two were too shit to play with the three goats, idk why everyone on vlr is so retarded

tex was a shitty duelist that farmed in t2 a million years ago, and his crowning achievement in tier 1, is that he wasnt as shit as demon1

mazino is a dinosaur and there are just better players, but i guess aspas likes him so as far as court jesters go hes not bad

penalties won count as assist as some metric

who else would play double duelist

keiko is carrying and is a awp crutch

am i the only one who thinks its really just not that good

it just looks painful to use, like a guy in a wheelchair but his wheelchair has gadgets and cool technology, but hes still a cripple yfm?

look at their faces last map

theyre fuming not for funning

why nrg feels theyre now forced into double duelist now that duelists are weaker, but before they ran double init, when yoru and waylay were stronger

really weird calls from ethan and bonkar

lar0k is my humble king

i think its guaranteed now

world champs need double pistol and still lose their map pick

can u just win 2-1 pls we will win champs anyways