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why tf is FNS so attached to s0m

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#1
eitanio

like they fking married or smthing??

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Noodle
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yes

source: i officiated the wedding

#3
peyoek
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i like fns and som but them playing together probably ruined both their careers

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bonkashi
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peyoek [#3]

i like fns and som but them playing together probably ruined both their careers

som's career took off when he started playing with fns. fns' ended when he lost marved and yay.

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iann_21
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som dick rides fns soo much

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mercuryu
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iann_21 [#5]

som dick rides fns soo much

can i ride ur dick

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benjy
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Noodle [#2]

yes

source: i officiated the wedding

I was the bridesmaid

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Zeah
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s0m couldve play as the best NA smoker but choose to dickride fns instead

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iann_21
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mercuryu [#6]

can i ride ur dick

not the place to ask for

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Zeah
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iann_21 [#9]

not the place to ask for

may i join

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Potatobrawler8
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benjy [#7]

I was the bridesmaid

I was the priest

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LowGun
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Potatobrawler8 [#11]

I was the priest

I was the flowerboy

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ortuh
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FNS ego forcing him to retire early is pretty sad

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EseemedRes1180
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sOm comes out of his cave after a 10 hour strip and 5 hours of YouTube videos. He opens his door, and infront of him is Fenis in a maid outfit. "Welcome home sOm-sama, would you like your dinner? Your bath? Or perhaps.... Me? D-don't just stand there! It's embarrassing for me too!" Fenis said. "Silly pumpkin pie, you know I would choose you and Stripping. Besides, I think I need support, no? :)" sOm replied. The two went on with their night like they usually do; however, in the corner of the street a big boy watches them from their window, and it was Ardiis. He seems to be depressed as he slowly mutters the words "Bro, I miss him bro, I miss wearing the same maid outfit for him bro, bro, sOm... What happened to Tp my little kittens?"I was your kitten bro..bro Ardiis said. He watches the couple till sunrise and he left after his jealousy and regret got the best of him. #wstripper

#15
vooooooooooooooooooooooop
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peyoek [#3]

i like fns and som but them playing together probably ruined both their careers

Wdym they are father and son

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TheHardStuckImmortal
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You guys are fking braindead is what it is.

#17
murky
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let them live their e-couple lives bro

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parasite [#18]

I was the annoying crying kid.

I was the guitar player on the wedding band

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bronzil_enjoyer
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GreyDaze [#20]

I was the guitar player on the wedding band

i was the drummer of that band

#22
benjy
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Potatobrawler8 [#11]

I was the priest

Nahhhhh πŸ˜…

#23
NoOne_ButMe
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bronzil_enjoyer [#21]

i was the drummer of that band

i was the groom

#24
Ullyr
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sOm comes out of his cave after a 10 hour strip and 5 hours of YouTube videos. He opens his door, and infront of him is Fenis in a maid outfit. "Welcome home sOm-sama, would you like your dinner? Your bath? Or perhaps.... Me? D-don't just stand there! It's embarrassing for me too!" Fenis said. "Silly pumpkin pie, you know I would choose you and Stripping. Besides, I think I need support, no? :)" sOm replied. The two went on with their night like they usually do; however, in the corner of the street a big boy watches them from their window, and it was Ardiis. He seems to be depressed as he slowly mutters the words "Bro, I miss him bro, I miss wearing the same maid outfit for him bro, bro, sOm... What happened to Tp my little kittens?"I was your kitten bro..bro Ardiis said. He watches the couple till sunrise and he left after his jealousy and regret got the best of him. #wstripper

#25
Indra420
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they are friends ? since when was it illegal to want to be on team or duo with one of ur close friends ? yall haters for no reason fr

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LyCan52
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NoOne_ButMe [#23]

i was the groom

i was the wedding dress

#27
Crackyoudown
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NoOne_ButMe [#23]

i was the groom

?!?!?!?!?! wait P3nis????

#28
moatz
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LyCan52 [#26]

i was the wedding dress

i was the wedding cake

#29
alecksdesk
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indians usually have asian fetish

#30
NoOne_ButMe
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Crackyoudown [#27]

?!?!?!?!?! wait P3nis????

you got me
this my alt acc
its literally my name

#32
Dybala21
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Maybe they've been friends since their CS days and has a good relationship
But it's definitely not tho cause you don't know what is "friends" mean

#33
crashhacker1
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im worried about s0m running around FNS, he has decent gamesense and cracked aim. Instead of actually trying to go to other franchised teams (who would easily take him), he is going around FNS like a dog. I feel a lot of potential lost right now whenever I watch him with FNS.

#34
crashhacker1
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ortuh [#13]

FNS ego forcing him to retire early is pretty sad

I typed the same thing before I read this. Its a tragic story in the making because FNS couldnt adapt to judge. I will always remember him consistently sending his chat to attack dasnerth/eggster for using shotguns or not playing valorant the right way this year. Im glad he got sent home with a judge from champs.

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fourlvalorant
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EseemedRes1180 [#14]

sOm comes out of his cave after a 10 hour strip and 5 hours of YouTube videos. He opens his door, and infront of him is Fenis in a maid outfit. "Welcome home sOm-sama, would you like your dinner? Your bath? Or perhaps.... Me? D-don't just stand there! It's embarrassing for me too!" Fenis said. "Silly pumpkin pie, you know I would choose you and Stripping. Besides, I think I need support, no? :)" sOm replied. The two went on with their night like they usually do; however, in the corner of the street a big boy watches them from their window, and it was Ardiis. He seems to be depressed as he slowly mutters the words "Bro, I miss him bro, I miss wearing the same maid outfit for him bro, bro, sOm... What happened to Tp my little kittens?"I was your kitten bro..bro Ardiis said. He watches the couple till sunrise and he left after his jealousy and regret got the best of him. #wstripper

please delete your account

#36
uwukitten
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Zeah [#8]

s0m couldve play as the best NA smoker but choose to dickride fns instead

you do realize he earns 10x more money from streaming right? if he's uncomfortable playing without fns and earns far more from streaming why would he play

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uwukitten
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crashhacker1 [#33]

im worried about s0m running around FNS, he has decent gamesense and cracked aim. Instead of actually trying to go to other franchised teams (who would easily take him), he is going around FNS like a dog. I feel a lot of potential lost right now whenever I watch him with FNS.

he earns more money from streaming in a month than what some orgs pay their whole team 😭

#38
zxcvb23
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alecksdesk [#29]

indians usually have asian fetish

?

#39
Derpp
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moatz [#28]

i was the wedding cake

i was the trash

#40
playready
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lol

#41
EseemedRes1180
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fourlvalorant [#35]

please delete your account

Never set foot in Southern Eritrea ever :)

#42
Nachtel
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He trusts FNS as a caller and it's better to keep your stock high and only play for teams that you believe in when the time is right rather than compromising for a team you don't like, getting bad results and having everyone ridicule you like what happened with yay

they've already made all the money they'll ever need while on NRG, the only thing left for them now is competitive drive, but not the kind that yay has where he just wants to play at the highest level. Both of them only want to play with a serious plan in mind to win a world championship

#43
Manas_o_0
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Derpp [#39]

i was the trash

You were

#44
douradoxp
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because lets tp my kittens

#45
Poge
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Manas_o_0 [#43]

You were

I was the one who ate the food.

#46
Marcusgeez
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s0m FNS nasi padang

#47
Poge
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alecksdesk [#29]

indians usually have asian fetish

I would assume they do.

#48
fourlvalorant
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EseemedRes1180 [#41]

Never set foot in Southern Eritrea ever :)

why you gonna kill me
?

#49
PrawnTown
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EseemedRes1180 [#14]

sOm comes out of his cave after a 10 hour strip and 5 hours of YouTube videos. He opens his door, and infront of him is Fenis in a maid outfit. "Welcome home sOm-sama, would you like your dinner? Your bath? Or perhaps.... Me? D-don't just stand there! It's embarrassing for me too!" Fenis said. "Silly pumpkin pie, you know I would choose you and Stripping. Besides, I think I need support, no? :)" sOm replied. The two went on with their night like they usually do; however, in the corner of the street a big boy watches them from their window, and it was Ardiis. He seems to be depressed as he slowly mutters the words "Bro, I miss him bro, I miss wearing the same maid outfit for him bro, bro, sOm... What happened to Tp my little kittens?"I was your kitten bro..bro Ardiis said. He watches the couple till sunrise and he left after his jealousy and regret got the best of him. #wstripper

I come back to this thread to enjoy this piece every now and again

#50
Danny
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fourlvalorant [#48]

why you gonna kill me
?

Come to Southern EritreaπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ

#51
DeluluGavin
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i was there at the wedding. catering was top notch just like his igling.

#52
iann_21
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som dick rides fns enjoys

#53
babi
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LowGun [#12]

I was the flowerboy

I was the brides dress

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