bonkashi
Country: United Kingdom
Registered: March 14, 2022
Last post: March 17, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Posts: 2683
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theres no way its random they literally had pre set boxes for it

posted 1 day ago

blud forgot fnc humbling eg twice

posted 2 days ago

they don't call him john "quality tactics" for nothing

posted 3 days ago

kiles, its not close
anyone saying any other name is baiting or trolling he was absolute dogshit that tourney, bottom 6 acs but his team still carried him over the finish line

posted 1 week ago

FNS doesnt even have a team to fix 😂

posted 1 week ago

valorant's two greatest minds conversing..

posted 1 week ago

whats everyones favourite kind of bread
im a big sourdough fan icl

posted 1 week ago

FNC has to get silly with it, they can't get away with running safe boring skye comps. I wanna see some derke Yoru, chronicle gekko, boaster harbour. run something interesting, not some dull omen kj raze skye viper variation on every map

posted 1 week ago

i don't think the signing was that bad, the main blunder was switching everyone's roles just to let him play raze, especially given they had trexx

posted 1 week ago

washed + no personality + sex offender it aint happening lil bro

posted 1 week ago

I would rather get 13-0ed on Lotus and Sunset back to back than play Ascent again I'm so sick of it

posted 1 week ago

fuck bleed
fuck y0y

posted 1 week ago

He's back with Ange1 getting briefed before his next mission

posted 1 week ago

They made ascension on the back of Juicy, a hyper aggro young duelist that they played around
Then they get yay, a slow and defensive player which he picked up from playing too much chamber
Picking him up was complete troll because he didn't fill the hole the team needed all while being inflexible and specialised to a non-meta agent
If they just instead found another aggressive duelist player who was old enough to compete they'd probably be on a flight to Madrid right now

posted 1 week ago

except one almost qualed to madrid and one got eliminated by GE while botfragging

posted 1 week ago

sunk cost fallacy
spent too much of the most overrated player now they're keeping him even if he's the problem

posted 1 week ago

leo f0ria would never do something that interesting or hype
he's in the lab cooking up the next worst place to put a single elimination format

posted 1 week ago

because if y0y wasn't washed they wouldn't have been dropped in the first place

posted 1 week ago

gigatrolling
worldwide igl shortage and they drop crazyguy so they can hold onto their massive waste of money in yay
terrible org

posted 1 week ago

in my head they can never be good because they used to have b0twell

posted 1 week ago

because everyone in eu is playing cs

same reason na val is so much better than na cs just the other way round

posted 1 week ago

hahaha! i see what you did there

posted 1 week ago

buger played for sentinels so him obviously! #SENCITY

posted 2 weeks ago

perfectly balanced most upvoted and downvoted, its beautiful

posted 2 weeks ago

the map pool right now is just really good for viper
i doubt she'll ever not be atleast somewhat meta, the range of things her util can do is just too good
2 mollies, crossmap smokes, delay better than a lot of sentinels, no wonder loud run her every map

posted 2 weeks ago

bonkashi?

posted 2 weeks ago

midjymidshy unfortunately
he will falter against the more prepared international teams

posted 2 weeks ago

i think heretics could get crushed unexpectedly, they kind of rely on Miniboo popping off to succeed. KC on the other hand i think will be fine, they have nothing to lose and everything to prove + enghs experience i feel like they'll do great

posted 2 weeks ago

granny smiths
any sour apple tbh

posted 2 weeks ago

Destrian was def their weakest player throughout the run so will be a huge upgrade once he's in

posted 3 weeks ago

fnc
navi
vit
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kc
fut
koi
m8
tl
gx
bbl

posted 3 weeks ago

nothing for 6 months straight into 3 matches in less than 48 hours
beautiful work as always

posted 3 weeks ago

and to be honest i dont blame him, some teams would kill for solid fnc antistrats lol

posted 3 weeks ago

even worse than that, Heretics got 15 free ult orbs throughout that match

posted 3 weeks ago

yeah it does. if they fail to get into masters madrid their capsule is deleted from the game, but if they qual it gets upgraded to a rifle version of the skin, so its an investment

posted 3 weeks ago

it gets deleted if they don't qualify unfortunately

posted 3 weeks ago

and look at starxo and zeek now lmao

posted 3 weeks ago

London is fine until you get a French player queuing it for some reason
never met anyone more toxic than them its crazy

posted 4 weeks ago

monyet > sugarz3ro imo, sugar has been kinda average for a while now. plus with prx players around him i feel like monyet is just gonna get better and better

posted 1 month ago

deryeon is a better entry duelist than yay so they likely have him on it

posted 1 month ago

Yeah it is weird that it only shows matches played and not ones they coached. I suppose because they don't come up on the stats page so it isnt recorded?

posted 1 month ago

14 year old edgelord humour 🥱

posted 1 month ago

that implies 4 meter burger (13 feet)

posted 1 month ago

my favourite player is soulcas, i know he has it in him just lacks consistency. favourite team vitality

posted 1 month ago

pretty sure jayh left no? he wasn't kicked

posted 2 months ago

the life i lead is unfufilling i wish to escape this hell

posted 2 months ago

there's nothing that goes together better than av0va and making rosters mid

posted 2 months ago

Well definitely at least YaBoiLewis

https://www.vlr.gg/194209/fokus-in-the-mud

posted 2 months ago

Sheydos was the best player on K0i by miles. You can only be so good with k0ldamenta getting 5 kills/ map

posted 2 months ago

real ones know that juicy was way better for the team than y0y will ever be, y0y can't play aggro the same way juicy did, the whole team needs to rework their strategies around how bad y0y is at pressing the w key

posted 2 months ago
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