bonkashi
Country: United Kingdom
Registered: March 14, 2022
Last post: April 17, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Posts: 2689
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  • Rated one of the top players in the world in 2022
  • Leaves his team for the bag and joins NRG
  • Trolls like crazy for an entire year, playing off his previous main role and commiting such heinous acts as the Bind B long team wall and slow
  • Forcefully retires NAs best IGL of all time alongside a top tier controller player
  • Returns to his previous team like nothing happened, immediately starts performing like his old self again

How does he do it??

posted 3 days ago

endless roster trolling. yay never has and never will fit the team, and they're so much worse than the ascension winning team

posted 1 week ago

the future is now

posted 3 weeks ago

it will always be kiles

posted 4 weeks ago

if lakia manages to get a little more consistent Geng have a very solid chance imo

posted 1 month ago

theres no way its random they literally had pre set boxes for it

posted 1 month ago

blud forgot fnc humbling eg twice

posted 1 month ago

they don't call him john "quality tactics" for nothing

posted 1 month ago

kiles, its not close
anyone saying any other name is baiting or trolling he was absolute dogshit that tourney, bottom 6 acs but his team still carried him over the finish line

posted 1 month ago

FNS doesnt even have a team to fix 😂

posted 1 month ago

valorant's two greatest minds conversing..

posted 1 month ago

whats everyones favourite kind of bread
im a big sourdough fan icl

posted 1 month ago

FNC has to get silly with it, they can't get away with running safe boring skye comps. I wanna see some derke Yoru, chronicle gekko, boaster harbour. run something interesting, not some dull omen kj raze skye viper variation on every map

posted 1 month ago

i don't think the signing was that bad, the main blunder was switching everyone's roles just to let him play raze, especially given they had trexx

posted 1 month ago

washed + no personality + sex offender it aint happening lil bro

posted 1 month ago

I would rather get 13-0ed on Lotus and Sunset back to back than play Ascent again I'm so sick of it

posted 1 month ago

fuck bleed
fuck y0y

posted 1 month ago

He's back with Ange1 getting briefed before his next mission

posted 1 month ago

They made ascension on the back of Juicy, a hyper aggro young duelist that they played around
Then they get yay, a slow and defensive player which he picked up from playing too much chamber
Picking him up was complete troll because he didn't fill the hole the team needed all while being inflexible and specialised to a non-meta agent
If they just instead found another aggressive duelist player who was old enough to compete they'd probably be on a flight to Madrid right now

posted 1 month ago

except one almost qualed to madrid and one got eliminated by GE while botfragging

posted 1 month ago

sunk cost fallacy
spent too much of the most overrated player now they're keeping him even if he's the problem

posted 1 month ago

leo f0ria would never do something that interesting or hype
he's in the lab cooking up the next worst place to put a single elimination format

posted 1 month ago

because if y0y wasn't washed they wouldn't have been dropped in the first place

posted 1 month ago

gigatrolling
worldwide igl shortage and they drop crazyguy so they can hold onto their massive waste of money in yay
terrible org

posted 1 month ago

in my head they can never be good because they used to have b0twell

posted 1 month ago

because everyone in eu is playing cs

same reason na val is so much better than na cs just the other way round

posted 1 month ago

hahaha! i see what you did there

posted 1 month ago

buger played for sentinels so him obviously! #SENCITY

posted 1 month ago

perfectly balanced most upvoted and downvoted, its beautiful

posted 1 month ago

the map pool right now is just really good for viper
i doubt she'll ever not be atleast somewhat meta, the range of things her util can do is just too good
2 mollies, crossmap smokes, delay better than a lot of sentinels, no wonder loud run her every map

posted 1 month ago

bonkashi?

posted 1 month ago

midjymidshy unfortunately
he will falter against the more prepared international teams

posted 1 month ago

i think heretics could get crushed unexpectedly, they kind of rely on Miniboo popping off to succeed. KC on the other hand i think will be fine, they have nothing to lose and everything to prove + enghs experience i feel like they'll do great

posted 1 month ago

granny smiths
any sour apple tbh

posted 1 month ago

Destrian was def their weakest player throughout the run so will be a huge upgrade once he's in

posted 1 month ago

fnc
navi
vit
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fut
koi
m8
tl
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bbl

posted 1 month ago

nothing for 6 months straight into 3 matches in less than 48 hours
beautiful work as always

posted 1 month ago

and to be honest i dont blame him, some teams would kill for solid fnc antistrats lol

posted 1 month ago

even worse than that, Heretics got 15 free ult orbs throughout that match

posted 1 month ago

yeah it does. if they fail to get into masters madrid their capsule is deleted from the game, but if they qual it gets upgraded to a rifle version of the skin, so its an investment

posted 1 month ago

it gets deleted if they don't qualify unfortunately

posted 1 month ago

and look at starxo and zeek now lmao

posted 1 month ago

London is fine until you get a French player queuing it for some reason
never met anyone more toxic than them its crazy

posted 2 months ago

monyet > sugarz3ro imo, sugar has been kinda average for a while now. plus with prx players around him i feel like monyet is just gonna get better and better

posted 2 months ago

deryeon is a better entry duelist than yay so they likely have him on it

posted 2 months ago

Yeah it is weird that it only shows matches played and not ones they coached. I suppose because they don't come up on the stats page so it isnt recorded?

posted 2 months ago

14 year old edgelord humour 🥱

posted 2 months ago

that implies 4 meter burger (13 feet)

posted 2 months ago

my favourite player is soulcas, i know he has it in him just lacks consistency. favourite team vitality

posted 3 months ago
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