• Rated one of the top players in the world in 2022
• Leaves his team for the bag and joins NRG
• Trolls like crazy for an entire year, playing off his previous main role and commiting such heinous acts as the Bind B long team wall and slow
• Forcefully retires NAs best IGL of all time alongside a top tier controller player
• Returns to his previous team like nothing happened, immediately starts performing like his old self again

How does he do it??

y0y 🤷

endless roster trolling. yay never has and never will fit the team, and they're so much worse than the ascension winning team

the future is now

it will always be kiles

if lakia manages to get a little more consistent Geng have a very solid chance imo

theres no way its random they literally had pre set boxes for it

blud forgot fnc humbling eg twice

they don't call him john "quality tactics" for nothing

kiles, its not close
anyone saying any other name is baiting or trolling he was absolute dogshit that tourney, bottom 6 acs but his team still carried him over the finish line

FNS doesnt even have a team to fix 😂

valorant's two greatest minds conversing..

whats everyones favourite kind of bread
im a big sourdough fan icl

FNC has to get silly with it, they can't get away with running safe boring skye comps. I wanna see some derke Yoru, chronicle gekko, boaster harbour. run something interesting, not some dull omen kj raze skye viper variation on every map

i don't think the signing was that bad, the main blunder was switching everyone's roles just to let him play raze, especially given they had trexx

washed + no personality + sex offender it aint happening lil bro

I would rather get 13-0ed on Lotus and Sunset back to back than play Ascent again I'm so sick of it

fuck bleed
fuck y0y

He's back with Ange1 getting briefed before his next mission

They made ascension on the back of Juicy, a hyper aggro young duelist that they played around
Then they get yay, a slow and defensive player which he picked up from playing too much chamber
Picking him up was complete troll because he didn't fill the hole the team needed all while being inflexible and specialised to a non-meta agent
If they just instead found another aggressive duelist player who was old enough to compete they'd probably be on a flight to Madrid right now

except one almost qualed to madrid and one got eliminated by GE while botfragging

sunk cost fallacy
spent too much of the most overrated player now they're keeping him even if he's the problem

leo f0ria would never do something that interesting or hype
he's in the lab cooking up the next worst place to put a single elimination format

because if y0y wasn't washed they wouldn't have been dropped in the first place

gigatrolling
worldwide igl shortage and they drop crazyguy so they can hold onto their massive waste of money in yay
terrible org

in my head they can never be good because they used to have b0twell

because everyone in eu is playing cs

same reason na val is so much better than na cs just the other way round

hahaha! i see what you did there

buger played for sentinels so him obviously! #SENCITY

perfectly balanced most upvoted and downvoted, its beautiful

the map pool right now is just really good for viper
i doubt she'll ever not be atleast somewhat meta, the range of things her util can do is just too good
2 mollies, crossmap smokes, delay better than a lot of sentinels, no wonder loud run her every map

bonkashi?

midjymidshy unfortunately
he will falter against the more prepared international teams

i think heretics could get crushed unexpectedly, they kind of rely on Miniboo popping off to succeed. KC on the other hand i think will be fine, they have nothing to lose and everything to prove + enghs experience i feel like they'll do great

granny smiths
any sour apple tbh

Destrian was def their weakest player throughout the run so will be a huge upgrade once he's in

fnc
navi
vit
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kc
fut
koi
m8
tl
gx
bbl

nothing for 6 months straight into 3 matches in less than 48 hours
beautiful work as always

and to be honest i dont blame him, some teams would kill for solid fnc antistrats lol

even worse than that, Heretics got 15 free ult orbs throughout that match

yeah it does. if they fail to get into masters madrid their capsule is deleted from the game, but if they qual it gets upgraded to a rifle version of the skin, so its an investment

it gets deleted if they don't qualify unfortunately

and look at starxo and zeek now lmao

London is fine until you get a French player queuing it for some reason
never met anyone more toxic than them its crazy

monyet > sugarz3ro imo, sugar has been kinda average for a while now. plus with prx players around him i feel like monyet is just gonna get better and better

deryeon is a better entry duelist than yay so they likely have him on it

Yeah it is weird that it only shows matches played and not ones they coached. I suppose because they don't come up on the stats page so it isnt recorded?

14 year old edgelord humour 🥱

that implies 4 meter burger (13 feet)

my favourite player is soulcas, i know he has it in him just lacks consistency. favourite team vitality