my-dad-ate-my-toes
Country: Wales
Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: May 16, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Posts: 373
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Did they? I just thought Shyy couldn't switch to speaking English so that's why he left the roster

posted 1 month ago

0/10 bait

posted 1 month ago

If the only changes LEV made was -Taco +aspas -Onur +goked they would've been wayyyyy better and may have even made Madrid

posted 1 month ago

I'm out of the loop. What did keznit do to invoke such pure and unbridled hatred from one man?

posted 1 month ago

Reaver Phantom - Boaster

posted 1 month ago

If 100T don't beat C9 then the org should officially give up and just sign Kyedae, Shanks, shroud, BabyJ and ThinkingMansValo as the IGL

posted 1 month ago

Derrek is absolutely cracked but last year he seemed to just lose all of his mojo. What did 100T do to that man while he was on the roster to nerf him so much?

posted 1 month ago

It's fine, KRU unlocked a second player with Shyyy. Give it a couple more years and they may even have 3

posted 1 month ago

Bro fell off a cliff in 2022. I thought he played fairly decently individually in 2023 but he was clearly not gelling with NAVI at all. I wouldn't be surprised if he's on the higher end of duelist's this year ngl. Nothing baffling like his 2021 days but still notably above average

posted 1 month ago

Lightly armoured vehicle versus coughing baby

posted 1 month ago

Nah, LEV are the obligatory failed super team for Americas this year

posted 1 month ago

Karon, f0rsaken, Leo, benjyfishy and zekken

posted 1 month ago

If it's any consolation they're quite good at R6 (granted they're Brazillian in R6 but still we move)

posted 1 month ago

Boaster would have a PTSD flashback from 2022 FPX and be unable to say anything, stammering and shaking and unable to call while ANGE1 appears on FPX's side of the stage, puts his hand on BerLIN's shoulder and says 'now it's your turn'. BerLIN would look back, shed a single tear and smile. '謝謝大師' he replies, before jumping peaking out of the smoke in Ascent A door and one tapping all of FNC with a bucky

posted 1 month ago

Cope, NAVI are winning Split 1

posted 1 month ago

Mini goated coach confirmed. We need him back. Please, you have another coach to be his assistant now just get that small man back in charge. The boys have gotten complacent without mini sitting in a corner watching them scrim for 12 hours with a belt ready to go at the slightest hint of a whiff or misplay

posted 1 month ago

Tf? Why? He was looking so good on initiator. Why tf would they switch him to a role Sayf can play way better than him and take him off a role he was thriving on. Salah? Are you good?

posted 1 month ago

TheAceGamer30 explaining how the most storied core in NA history and 2 players from the best team in NA history are actually talentless frauds who have never been good because he's 14 and fell victim to SEN's cringe Twitter memes

posted 1 month ago

If LEV lose this match then I feel like the mental pressure and tensions will just cause a complete team collapse, with aspas leaving midway through the season

posted 1 month ago

Elmapuddy NEEDS to be put here. I miss mini

posted 1 month ago

Before the season started I thought Liquid would be strategically decent but lack firepower and wouldn't be able to push for an international event. They've massively proved me wrong to their credit. They're a mess strategically AND still don't have much firepower and won't be able to push for playoffs.

posted 1 month ago

Americas - Leviatan
Pacific - PRX
China - DRG because vo0kashu put me in his Twitter banner

posted 1 month ago

Sentinels won the first Masters of the year, therefore Shanghai will be won by the team with the most Russians. Unfortunately this means GiantX win Shanghai. Not happy about this ngl

posted 1 month ago

mwzera, grubhino and ShadoW, Boostio, Keiko and nAts, Laz and Dep, sScary, Rb, Autumn, OXY, Cloud and maybe chuck Benkai in there

posted 1 month ago

Saying runneR is a problem for VIT is absolutely wild when he's looking like one of the best rookies in EMEA. Also Keiko was one of the only good parts of Liquid's Kickoff performance idk how u think he's the problem

posted 1 month ago

Mfs will say 'I don't care what someone's pronouns are' while at the same time aggressively making sure you know for a fact 100% that they make a point of only saying he or she. Goofy fuckin people

posted 1 month ago

Me when I am bragging about living in a shithole

posted 1 month ago

I just came a little

posted 1 month ago

Absolute giga banger, could go either way

posted 1 month ago

After getting slapped with a reality check, I reckon Boaster's been cooking something devious and they're gonna bitch slap everyone in Split 1

posted 1 month ago

Zekken on Duelist, f0rsakeN on Flex, Leo on Initiator, Karon on Smokes and Alfajer on Sentinel and Potter as the head coach and ENGHH as assistant coach

posted 1 month ago

Idk I can't lie I don't see how they replace Omen, Astra or Brimstone on any of their meta maps. Omen's flash, TP for entries and one ways, Astra's suck and stun combos and universal smokes and Brimstone's molly, ult and 3 19 second smokes all seem way more broadly applicable than Clove's abilities. Feels like they were more so made to be a ranked agent that tries to encourage the brainlets who physically can't play any agent but Reyna to play smokes than to actually be competitive with the other controllers in a professional setting

posted 1 month ago

Bro you are fucking obsessed, try and spend one minute of your life not typing out a fucking thesis on why Moneyt skinned your cat and burned your small business and should be banished to the shadow realm, please

posted 1 month ago

I'm giga high on T1 atm, I think people massively overestimated the difference between old DRX and new DRX and Gen.G and PRX are both looking primed to win Madrid. Probably unlikely

posted 1 month ago

The only games PRX have one are ones where elimination is at stake. They apparently just want to eliminate everyone they play. Not only that but they started with the back to back EMEA elimination, now they have the chance to do the back to back Americas elimination. Pacific revenge arc is here

posted 1 month ago

-Monyet +xccurate

posted 1 month ago

I swear mindfreak just turns his mouse off unless he needs to clutch then he just activates demon mode and locks them in his mind palace

posted 1 month ago

Mfs lost to Global Esports

posted 1 month ago

If T1 made Madrid I genuinely think they would win. I feel like they might be the best Pacific team atm they just got unlucky and got fucked by the single elim format in a super close game with one of the most experienced cores in Valorant history. xccurate my goat

posted 1 month ago

It's because his flag is the only one that isn't red, white and blue

posted 1 month ago

Bro might be the most underrated player at Madrid. I feel like he's been absurdly consistent with sleeper performances in every match. He might be the best smokes player in EMEA. Makes you really understand just how dirty he got did last year

posted 1 month ago

GE Monyet is back, let's fucking go

posted 1 month ago

Didn't Monyet play duelist before he signed to GE and then got put on smokes on GE?

posted 1 month ago

Didn't Monyet play duelist before he signed to GE and then got put on smokes on GE?

posted 1 month ago

Can you do this in ardiis' voice?

posted 2 months ago

Giga banger, hoping for a SEN win A) because of copium, B) because it would be really funny to have an international event without FNC, NAVI, DRX AND NRG after like 2 years of the same players being near the top of playoffs

posted 2 months ago

-bang +zander
-Cryo +Jawgemo

posted 2 months ago
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