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Registered: July 24, 2023
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Ngl I didn't wake up in time to actually watch the finals but I've barely seen anyone talk about how he joins the 2 piece club with the 2023 FNC roster, TenZ and Sacy

He could be the goat of Korea

posted 4 months ago

elysxxm do u clear HenBabyH?

posted 4 months ago

I'd probably move d4v41 down a bit, I feel like he only plays senti every now and then, about the same amount as f0rsakeN and he's more known as an initiator player

posted 4 months ago

I can't change my Reddit username bro this shit is so cooked why'd I do this to myself

posted 4 months ago

I deadass forgot I was his twitter banner 💀

posted 4 months ago

Ok look I made my Reddit account when I was 14 and I thought it was funny

Also flair

posted 4 months ago

Yh u right we truly are a hive of intellectualism

posted 4 months ago

F0nnel (I appreciate it)

posted 4 months ago

Let's say hypothetically I transitioned to a woman would I still be welcomed and accepted as an insufferable schizo retard on this site?

This is the only defining factor in my decision

posted 4 months ago

Idk I thought Shanghai finals were peak and G2's run was quite sick, plus TH lower bracket tear was some of the greatest shit I ever did witness (I am 100% bias) + Gen.G finally winning a trophy for Pacific was hype

And honestly I thought the group stage was hype asf as well

G2 vs T1
TH vs FPX
FUT vs LEV
Gen.G vs FPX
Gen.G vs LEV

All giga banger games

Honestly I even preferred Madrid over Bangkok

posted 4 months ago

Oh that was the last game of the night for us

Just had the vent about this fucking retard cuz Jesus Christ bro how much of a sad little man do u have to be to behave like that over fucking anime CS

posted 4 months ago

TS and Zeta
2G and Furia
KOI and Apeks
TYLOO and AG

Absolute cinema tournament tbh, I'd probably go with Furia or Apeks to win it, Furia cuz they have at least at some point looked like they're not eating their keyboards while playing and Apeks cuz strategically they're way ahead of the other teams they just have 3 actual sandbags

posted 4 months ago

Just played a game where my one of my randoms had locked Reyna before anyone else had loaded in and the other one had tried to lock her as well, picked Jett instead. The Jett starts throwing from the first round cuz he can't play Reyna. During second round our Reyna (who's fucking ign was 'fear my glock' which is so fucking cringe in it's own right) says "fucking monkey" after every kill. One of my friends goes "oo you're hard" as a joke and then he immediately just starts buying a judge and sitting in spawn whilst also hard throwing and screeching the most racist shit he could think of down the mic the whole match and calling us bad every time we died and still for some reason trying to shit talk the other team. He wasn't even like a teenager or anything he was a grown fucking man, plus his aim was some of the worst I have ever seen and he only top fragged by sitting in corners with the judge and waiting for all of us to die.

Reyna mains deserve to all get sounded by an electric eel bro these fucking useless, fatherless people genuinely contribute nothing to society

posted 4 months ago

That Heretics would've cleared Shiteality and Lulquid if not for the illness debuff

At least we make finals before we choke smh

posted 4 months ago

W jinx ig

posted 5 months ago

Come on bro he's not THAT fraudulent

posted 5 months ago

NA marteen is a criminal statement

posted 5 months ago

Does that mean Acend players are more historically relevant than OpTic core?

posted 5 months ago

Alright bro come on THAT is egregious

posted 5 months ago

A respectable jinx attempt, let's see if it pays off

posted 5 months ago

Surely it can't be a virus on my PC if it only happens on vlr tho right?

posted 5 months ago

It's specifically on vlr tho, idk what it could be other than something on the site

posted 5 months ago

every 30 seconds i have vlr open the site changes to a link that my anti virus blocks me from going on, wtf is this?

posted 5 months ago

Literally, like they'll piss and moan about duelist players being toxic then the next second wish the worst torture they can imagine on you because you shoot out their wall that does nothing but block your team from rotating

posted 5 months ago

And 90% of the time it's people who think assists by technicality = optimal supportive util

Sage mains genuinely think their fucking 10 healing on their Reyna carry is more impactful than an initiator or controller

posted 5 months ago

Sage mains are actually the most infuriating fucking people to get on your team in ranked

Like they absolutely under no circumstance ever play anything else, even when there's already 1 or even 2 sentinels on their team because the useless fucktards know they have zero fucking conceptions of how to actually use util and think wall main and heal duelist is the epitome of strategic depth and also can't bring themselves to play duelist because they have the aim of a catatonic 87 year old man missing most of his fingers and have the movement of a fucking target drone from the range. They somehow have zero sense of self preservation whilst simultaneously being the most timid fucking players of all time who refuse to peak anything even if their entire team is there with them. They contribute genuinely nothing whilst simultaneously being so fucking critical of anything that their hollow skull conceives as a mistake (i.e doing literally anything even slightly aggressive even when it's the correct fucking decision), which they for some reason think they're entitled to screech about in chat like a child because they healed you for 6 health and insta walled main (which got destroyed in the first 5 seconds of the round).

And when their team mates rightfully get annoyed at them for going 1-32 (their one kill was on someone who was detained) they screech about how kills aren't everything and they're "carrying with support" and then point to their assist number as if the useless fucking kills they get from impactless heals makes them a util savant (the one time they picked KJ they spent the entire prep phase trying to figure out how to place one turret (they placed it facing a wall 5 seconds after the prep phase ended anyway)). Like they seem genuinely insulted at the notion that an FPS game would require them to use their fucking gun.

I BEG Riot just nukes this god forsaken horse shit out of the game cuz if I get another one of these fucking troglodytes throwing my ranked games I am gonna crash out even harder

posted 5 months ago

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Alright time to be normal again

posted 5 months ago

Bro put the TL jersey on and immediately lost all his Valorant abilities

posted 5 months ago

Truly a throwback

G2 vs TL is just modernised WW2 after all

posted 5 months ago

Difficulty impossible

posted 5 months ago

Droning from there?!? HELLO?

posted 5 months ago

Assaulting a homeless man with a brick

posted 5 months ago

G2 13-0 13-0 TL I don't have to lay eyes on this evil team again until Stage 1

G2 glorious heroes on NA strike down nefarious enemy of the people Team Shitquid

posted 5 months ago

Any KEKquid win needs to be investigated for match fixing tbh, fair call on this one

posted 5 months ago

Ngl I think TL's bigger win con is kamo showing up like he did against EDG (a game which they still lost KEK I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID )

posted 5 months ago

No I need my sheer hatred for Liquid satiated

posted 5 months ago

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posted 5 months ago

z00k

posted 5 months ago

If TL win Bangkok I will genuinely give up on my degree

posted 5 months ago

In my head

They're currently playing DRX in the first round of playoffs

posted 5 months ago

mindfreak 1v3 against EG for me

posted 5 months ago

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posted 5 months ago

I can't fucking handle it anymore I can't fucking handle watching fucking Shitquid any longer

Please G2 send them home, don't let them continue their reign of terror. Don't get dragged down into the mud. Don't get locked in the nAts mind prison. I can't fucking take it. Every time I see the TL tag I have an aneurism, I fall over on the ground and seize up. All I see is 13-4 13-4 13-7. I can't watch anymore of Lulquid. Life is painLife is painLife is painLife is painLife is painLife is painLife is painLife is pain

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If G2 lose these fucking BUMS are NEVER beating the regional merchant allegations, and allowing the evils of TL to continue should make them liable to incarceration

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posted 5 months ago

I mean yeah fuckin shitquid ain't winning a round against G2, muddy ahh inconsistent flukey glue eaters

posted 5 months ago

I know your ass didn't just say runneR

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posted 5 months ago

Fair but honestly if EDG remain consistent throughout this whole year I think CHICHOO gets top 3 at least

posted 5 months ago

Probably ardiis, Keith needs to come back bro, I know unc still got it. He was still doing well on NAVI last year even when they were eat their own keyboards

posted 5 months ago

You would be the one enjoying pregnant Zellsis wouldn't you

posted 5 months ago

Imagine the mental if -Zellsis KEK

N4RRATE giga tilter, bang and johnqt bring zero energy, zekken too locked in to focus on vibes

Team would get eco'd once and be chalked for the rest of the series

posted 5 months ago
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