I get a free pizza every shift at my work so I always have that

If I could choose tho I would absolutely have a Greggs sausage roll if it was open past 6pm

People in modern society tend to put their own personal comfort and consumption above any sort of moral principle and will pretty much become complacent in anything

It's sad and pretty much gives big corporations a free pass to do whatever the fuck they want as long as their influence is widespread enough to be part of someone's daily life

Bro needed to tag ts [SERIOUS] we are cooked

No but fr they hated Jesus because he told them the truth

Nah trust bro this time we don't flop in finals

Wo0t starts mewing and develops a jawline mid game to intimidate FNATIC with his sheer aura, throwing off kaajak's mental and causing him to drop 3-17 whilst MiniBoo is inspired by Wo0t's looksmaxxing and drops a 1.63 rating on perma Yoru, benjy just manages to clinch a 1.00 rating by catching Boaster with smokes in hand on his lurks 12 rounds in a row, RieNs plays an average RieNs game and Boo is a bot unless he's in a clutch scenario at which point he turns into prime yay mixed with prime aspas and prime Alfajer

I have seen the future

Jb
Emplyment

The Black Parade gotta be up there

To see my goats win 2-0 13-3 on last map

Soyfacing rn

E-XOLOS LAZER gonna mog NV so hard in Ascension finals

Everyone knows EWC was a Mickey Mouse

Bigger ragebait is Poo and MiniPoo or 5 VCT finals

All of TL kinda goated no

Only player not in top 3 of their role is paTiTek

Balanced out by having 2 #12 players

Controller

1. TL Keiko (kinda) - 1.31
2. NAVI Ruxic - 1.21
3. FUT cNed (kinda) - 1.11
4. KC SUYGETSU - 1.11
5. BBL PROFEK - 1.11
6. GX grubinho - 1.07
7. KOI baddyG - 0.99
8. TH Boo - 0.91
9. M8 Proxh - 0.86
10. FNC Boaster - 0.84
11. APK AvovA - 0.83
12. VIT Kicks (kinda) - 0.83

Average rating for Controller players - 1.015

Duelist

1. VIT Derke - 1.16
2. FNC kaajak - 1.14
3. TL kamo - 1.10
4. NAVI alexiiik - 1.06
5. BBL LewN - 1.05
6. TH MiniBoo - 1.01
7. KC marteen - 1.00
8. GX ara - 1.00
9. M8 Comeback - 0.99
10. APK penny - 0.99
11. FUT xeus - 0.89
12. KOI Filu - 0.85

Average rating for Duelist players - 1.02

Initiator

1. TH RieNs - 1.16
2. FNC crashies - 1.09
3. TL trexx - 1.09
4. M8 Veqaj - 1.03
5. BBL Jamppi - 0.98
6. FUT qRaxs - 0.96
7. NAVI Shao - 0.93
8. APK MOLSI - 0.93
9. GX Cloud - 0.93
10. KOI flyuh - 0.88
11. KC saadhak - 0.84
12. VIT UNFAKE - 0.82

Average rating for Initiator players - 0.97

Sentinel

1. VIT Less - 1.21
2. TL nAts - 1.16
3. NAVI hiro - 1.14
4. FNC Alfajer (kinda) - 1.11
5. BBL MAGNUM - 1.05
6. FUT yetujey - 1.05
7. GX westside - 1.01
8. M8 Minny - 1.00
9. KC Elite - 0.99
10. KOI MONSTEERR - 0.98
11. TH benjyfishy - 0.97
12. APK OLIZERA - 0.92

Average rating for Sentinel players - 1.049167

Flex

1. TH Wo0t - 1.22
2. KC Avez - 1.20
3. GX Flickless - 0.99
4. BBL sociablEE - 0.95
5. M8 kamyk - 0.94
6. TL paTiTek - 0.93
7. VIT KovaQ - 0.91
8. FNC Chronicle - 0.89
9. APK batujnax - 0.86
10. KOI nataNk - 0.85
11. FUT MrFaliN - 0.85
12. NAVI ANGE1 - 0.84

Average rating for Flex players - 0.9525

Average player rating for each team rounded to 3 digits

1. Team Liquid - 1.12
2. Team Heretics - 1.05
3. NAVI - 1.04
4. BBL - 1.03
5. Karmine Corp - 1.03
6. FNATIC - 1.02
7. GiantX - 1.00
8. FUT - 0.97
9. Team Vitality - 0.97
10. Gentles Mates - 0.96
11. KOI - 0.91
12. APEKS - 0.91

Meteor back to Gen.G once his contract expires will cause the rapture

G2 do what they do best and violently molest teams that are approximately 17 tier gaps below them in Ascension

Modern Bring Me the Horizon is kinda like a mix of emo and metal

Obviously MCR the peak of emo rock music

And underrated one is Surf Curse who I really like

MOUZ to franchising over GX, yay or nay?

Iso, Yoru, Astra, Viper Fade

Post Human: Survival Horror + Post Human: NeX Gen by Bring Me the Horizon are 2 absolutely peak EP's

Bro's not familiar with the funniest power scaling trend ever

I ended up as a speaker for vlr podcast, my ass is unemployment final boss

"Where you goin' Furia? Daddy wants more Champ points"

SiuFatBB simply throwing to barely scrape into Champs based on points just for maximum aura farm when they go on a run and win

Unless Chronicle magically becomes available and they swap him for paTiTek, then nah. That's honestly the only upgrade I think they could make without imports

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/db092aae

I'm cooking chat no?

Nah top 3 for me gotta be Juicy, Spring and MiniBoo

It doesn't show in the slightest tho

Only one I can think of is 2021 CR and I'm genuinely serious

Actually come to think of it that's the perfect analogy for Furia

They genuinely look like a random team that exited the groups of Masters Berlin 0-2 that time travelled to 2025

FalleN could IGL better than Urango without even knowing what any of the abilities do or what the maps are like LMAO

I was just typing out a joke thread titled "Every T2 team better than Furia" where I was listing literally every team from a VCL event and like 3/4ths of the way through I accidentally clicked the side button on my mouse which went back to the previous page on Chrome I'm so annoyed fml

Bro's gonna get like $10 returns cuz no one is betting on Furia bro

Unironically a better roster in the modern day

Not even a map, I genuinely think it's physically impossible for them to make double digit rounds

If the org wheeled out the CS roster and forced them to play without any prior preparation they would probably look at least 10x better

Imagine how painful it must be making it in your dream job of esports pro only to end up living in a shithole like LA solely so you can humiliate yourself once a week and have to turn up every game because of your contract

Why do u mfs even bother like I beg just stop wasting everyone's time

Should've faked illness and forfeited S2 to save yourselves the career damage and give the GM a headstart on finding the next mid T2 Brazilian players to drive into the ground and drive back to university

At least KRU made a run and made games close

Every round win is genuinely shocking from FUR

What playing with Urango and tuyZ does to a mf

True, I don't think a single proven T1 Brazilian player would ever want to be on this team unless they literally just got to build the roster themselves like what MIBR did with aspas this season

Ofc next season, their season is over and has been a year of all these players' lives that they won't get back

Tbh the only players I would even consider keeping from the current roster are adverso and heat but I would definitely put heat back on initiator and move adverso to IGL because they genuinely have zero better options from the Brazilian talent pool. The only universe where he isn't their best choice is if they go international and pivot to an English speaking roster or Saadhak leaves KC and for some god forsaken reason chooses Furia over the other 2 Brazilian/LATAM teams

So they start with

heat (Initiator)
adverso (Flex IGL)

2G is getting relegated so I reckon they could try and get spikezin and silentzz (and hope both go back to their Ascension form) which leaves them needing a controller player

Now the options for them are pretty dire. They could keep tuyZ but he's been so mediocre since 2023 it's painful. pANcada literally faked illness to avoid ending up on FUR last year. The best Brazilian controllers both got added to MIBR this year. The highest rated T2 controller atm is a guy called Brinks from 2G Academy so ig just go with him or lz

Ngl next year isn't looking super promising unless they poach Less and Saadhak, 2 players who everyone, including themselves, know are way too good to ever land on fucking Furia

I thought PCIFIC was originally a premier team and not an actual org

Turkish foetus' are the new meta, get with the times

Nuh uh BBL PCIFIC are gonna win Ascension, get bought by Eternal Fire, replace Crewen with Spear and reunite with Comeback and have the most generational year of any Ascension team ever

soulcas is EU Xeppaa

Biggest potential man of all time

SUYGETSU gotta be up there as well he's the original aim senti

I feel like the region unlocks 1 world beater that could win an event

In 2023 they had FNC and no one else really
In 2024 TH built a rookie roster and absolutely cooked people
In 2025 TL surprised everyone with what people expected to be a lower mid table team

This means that by 2034 EMEA will be the undisputed best region and instead of the Korean overlord LoL doomer narrative everyone has been spouting it will instead be the second coming of CS

Almost like a CS 2

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Definitely top 12 in Americas at least

C9 was arguably top 3 Americas in 2023 and choked LCQ finals the same way as TS

Only time I've ever had any faith in TS was split 2 last year and then they choked in playoffs to a fresh out of ranked primmie one tricking Clove after like 3 days of scrims

Kickoff

After significant rebuilds

Let it go lil bro, even if TS made playoffs they are serial playoff chokers

They're the C9 of Pacific

If Masters attendee and top 3 in their region can beat fellow Masters attendee and top 3 in their region then literal frogs can beat Goku type shit