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Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: September 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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G2 bro it is NOT that deep

posted 1 month ago

Or possibly drop the absolute bag and getting Less if he comes back to Americas

posted 1 month ago

EWC is so Mickey Mouse but I still desperately wanna count it as a big win for my team

Maintaining consistency vs being a fanboy

posted 1 month ago

Do NOT ask Smoggy what he was doing in the 1940's

posted 1 month ago

Can they beat KOI and save their orgs last ever season of existence from being a complete and total failure with zero upside or are they destined to never win (they physically can't beat FNC or TL)?

posted 1 month ago

I mean I think it'd technically be fine it'd just be a ton of extra logistics

cauanzin and Alfa were able to compete in Lock//In before turning 18

posted 1 month ago

Tbf PCIFIC Ascending in 2024 would've been worst case scenario since their 3 best players weren't old enough to play in VCT, tho honestly I think the age limit should be reduced to 16 for Ascension winners

posted 1 month ago

Coinflip Corp just wake up every morning with a 50/50 chance to push top 5 or nearly lose to APEKS

BBL and NAVI still good so I think EMEA is fine atm

posted 1 month ago

Toronto, we were absolutely cooked gng

posted 1 month ago

OG Guild is basically the poster boy for this question

The streets can only wonder what Guild could've done at LCQ and then Champs if the Twisten transfer went through and they didn't have to play with bum ahhh Yacine

Would've been generational, o7 Twisten

posted 1 month ago

Get Meteor on DRX bro imagine DRX with Mako, Meteor, HYUNMIN, free1ng and Lakia bro I'd be creaming ong

posted 1 month ago

Honestly I think Americas has by far the weakest average of all the leagues

Like in the battle of pond scum, KOI and TS would absolutely molest Furia

And in the battle of top 4, MIBR SEN and then like maybe KRU or C9 maybe are probably never pushing into the top 4 of an international in current form

posted 2 months ago

Gonna get grouped in the 1-1 match by FPX

BerLIN mogs them all with whimsical tps and stinger only

posted 2 months ago

If G2 can still beat the undisputed 2nd best team in Americas without their second highest potential fragger and a guy who hasn't played competitively in over 1000 days, then we can all agree that it's an actual predetermined league with zero games worth watching

posted 2 months ago

1.09 +9 but he gets a game winning 1v4

posted 2 months ago

Babybay phonk edits >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Let him pick Jett and start running them down like dogs

posted 2 months ago

nobody has unmatched aura and Boostio has whimsy tho

posted 2 months ago

It is very funny that 100T remove a Champs winning IGL that brought them to their highest placement in an international since 2021 for a mf no one's ever heard of and immediately get better

Sad for my goat pigstio tho

posted 2 months ago

And they immediately fall flat

Mfs are the undisputed goats of giving people hope they'll be at least competitive and then violently shitting all over the stage, blood and bits of sweetcorn and all

Get this cursed org gone in 2027

posted 2 months ago

Was 2023 EG a fluke?

posted 2 months ago

Still miles head of everyone else let's be honest

EWC merchants NRG
Sato and friends LEV
Singular champs point LOUD
Potential man EG
2G and Furia πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
Regional merchants C9
Cryocells

None of these bum ahh teams are touching the top 4

posted 2 months ago

Americas is predetermined

G2 SEN and MIBR are gonna be top 3 for the 3rd regional tourney in a row + KRU always make Champs

Literally zero point in watching Stage 2 smh

posted 2 months ago

Dw G2 SEN and MIBR are the top 3 in a region for a tourney in a row because every other team is miles behind these three and SEN and MIBR are miles behind G2

posted 2 months ago

This agent is so penis without Tejo but I stg Americas still over plays tf out of him

Why these teams think this agent is good? Kay/o is just better

posted 2 months ago

Put spikezin on the agent he won ascension with despite it being off meta and let him cook

vs have the greatest Chamber player in history and running your initiator on Chamber instead of him

Make it make sense

posted 2 months ago

Sayonara not old enough and Derke is easily better than B1SK

posted 2 months ago

You're kinda cooking though I still think batu's senti has been kinda mid. He was ok on attack but he wasn't insane, but his site anchoring was pretty abysmal. I think there's a lotta upgrades available especially since senti is probably the most stacked role in EMEA

posted 2 months ago

Demon1 reuniting with his favourite human drone and finally having a serious IGL for the first time since he won Champs

I don't wanna speak too soon but he may be back

posted 2 months ago

Was a good run while it lasted

Real ones will always remember the Paris Major

Was a colossal fumble not at least securing SimonD4rk and going for OLIZERA over someone like chiwa or aNguiSt,

Probably should've cut AvovA as well tbh. sh1n is literally right there

And like batu is kinda ahhh icl there's probably like 10 players you could've gone with

Now you mfs are going bankrupt cuz you put faith in batujnax AvovA and OLIZERA

I kinda fw penny and MOLSI tho free my mans

posted 2 months ago

I don't mean current day

All time Fnatic CS from 2013-2015 was fucking legendary

posted 2 months ago

Nah surely we are not ignoring their legend status in CS

posted 2 months ago

If EWC is the only event this roster ever wins I'm gonna crashout more than if we come 2nd again I can't fucking take it anymore

posted 2 months ago

A retake is gonna be virtually impossible if the attackers have mid control

posted 2 months ago

I think every fanbase for everything in existence is just cancer ngl

posted 2 months ago

We are saying Val has better movement πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€

posted 2 months ago

Americas is 11 for 12 on getting eliminated by EMEA in internationals

Mfs are getting sonned

posted 2 months ago

In an ideal world where all 12 teams in every region pick the absolute best players they can get, what would EMEA look like (with no imports)?

Who are the 12 best IGL's?
Who are the 12 best players of each role?
How would each roster shape up?

posted 3 months ago

His shameless gooner aura too intimidating for CS

posted 3 months ago

Allg, goat IGL has torszi and Jimmy to carry him

posted 3 months ago

Brollan mogs

posted 3 months ago

Buddy PLEASE ONE KILL is all I ask bro I beggeth

posted 3 months ago

Kinda stacked for T2 no?

Plus would be a sick storyline to see all these players run it back to T1

CyvOph brought into a dysfunctional super team and dropped after one split of being their best player
purp0 brought into a giga mid team that forced him off his comfort roles that hampered his performance
chiwa been grinding for years finally getting a shot in T1 only to be dropped before even stepping foot onto the VCT stage because of visa issues
sh1n being forced to go through one of the worst rosters in VCT history, having that team blow up and rebuild with a lot of promise only to peak early and get dropped after a disappointing end of the year

I'm really hoping these guys make a run for Ascension

posted 3 months ago

Masters Katowice would be fucking cinema, especially because IEM are moving to Krakow
Would be sick to get something in South America (just not Brazil because unless MIBR or Loud are there there will be NO ONE in the arena)
Champs is already confirmed in China, I reckon Shanghai would probably be the best option

posted 3 months ago

Ts got me tweaking

Imagine they just won 2 rounds

We don't have SEN or G2 in the top 4

Would've been absolute cinema

posted 3 months ago

Nah T1 were straight ass in Kickoff

Barely scraped by BME, TLN and PRX who were all pretty weak teams at Kickoff, then nearly choked map 5 vs GEN and just generally looked super disconnected and reliant on firepower, compared to Liquid who were genuinely fucking smoking everyone in the lower bracket and nearly beat VIT in the finals and SEN who beat a lot stronger competition to make it to Bangkok and kinda gave it to G2 in the finals

T1 were deffo had the weakest Kickoff performance of any team at Bangkok and I will die on the hill that their win was a massive fluke

posted 3 months ago

-Foxy9 +UdoTan

posted 3 months ago

Loud vs XSET 2022

posted 3 months ago

Nah bro you got it twisted, SiuFatBB is all of SEN idol

He is just that guy

Look what the sheer aura of being in the same city as him did to aspas

The song foretold it all

He's the greatest igl of all time

He will bring Wolves to 1st in Toronto and 1st in the Prem

posted 3 months ago

No fr tho if TH don't at least make top 4 at champs I'm gonna start geeking tf out and just become a N*VI fan for the best 56 year old Valorant player in history

posted 3 months ago
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