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Victor and Marved for the ultimate washed run it back and the absolutely GOATED core of 2024 NRG with Demon1, Marved and Victor, 3 players who got along very well and had great synergy

posted 1 month ago

The TS horse and carriage got ZERO wheels it's careening off the side of a mountain before it even moves lil bro

posted 1 month ago

Oh my ass was tripping why did I think BigTime was a caster

posted 1 month ago

Bro must be in agony watching Filu dragged down by fly0h

posted 1 month ago

This is a real player in Valorant

posted 1 month ago
  1. Pansy and Hypoc
  2. Bren and Sideshow
  3. Achilios and Paperthin
  4. Mitch and Tombizz
  5. Doug and Babybay
  6. BigTime and Komodo
  7. Hazza and Kairo
  8. Wyatt and Uber
  9. mimi and ender
  10. Riv and Vansili
posted 1 month ago

Riv

posted 1 month ago

Or 4

posted 1 month ago

Been so inconsistent since Kickoff

posted 1 month ago

Into thinking Americas would send more than 4 teams to a global event all year by being shit for 2 weeks but nah scripted region

posted 1 month ago

farteen

posted 1 month ago

Ruxic might be the most psychotic Valorant player on earth

posted 1 month ago

Beat SEN and PRX, I'll take it

posted 1 month ago

We going all the way back to replies from 2014 💀

posted 1 month ago

Who do we think has been the better duelist for NAVI?

Imo alexiiik has shown a higher ceiling imo but he's prone to getting shut down by more experienced IGLs

posted 1 month ago

This mf is last alive every round I swear

Have we found the most passive player OAT?

posted 1 month ago

The new Alien show, I've been meaning to watch it

posted 1 month ago

Holy based fellow Bring Me enjoyer

If you want something you may not already have Heathers by Surf Curse

posted 1 month ago

I think that just falls under the passive flex type player

I was considering making a supportive smokes role for players like Boaster and Boo who tend to avoid lurking and isolating ones and usually play fast rotate rather than hard anchoring tho

posted 1 month ago

AmEN! - Bring Me the Horizon

posted 1 month ago

Idk I just think it's generally more useful to think about what specific positions a player is gonna play on their team beyond just doing the standard for the agent their playing

For example, Cryo and Keiko are both flexing duelist and smokes but in such radically different ways I don't think you can say they fill the same position in a team

posted 1 month ago

Idk I feel like you can't really describe some players with just one role, like idk which of those 5 you'd classify Demon1, Keiko, Alfajer etc as

posted 1 month ago

So obviously there's 4 roles in Valorant and then teams will usually have a 5th to plug gaps, but I feel like it's never usually that simple with what roles players will be playing in a team, so I thought I'd try and make a list of all the common player archetypes I've seen in VCT

Pure Duelist Players i.e zekken, Derke, aspas, MiniBoo, t3xture

Pure Sentinel Players i.e nAts, Less, benjyfishy
Will typically also play a lot of Viper or sometimes Omen or Astra

Pure Initiator Players i.e RieNs, trent, Leo, cauanzin

Pure Controller Players i.e Karon, MaKo, bang

Aggro Flex Players i.e Victor, zyppan, 2022 zekken, Wo0t
Kind of a product of the Chamber meta and a bit dated but players who will typically play aggressive flash initiator and hard entry roles like Raze and Neon

Passive Aim Demons i.e Demon1, Cryo, yay
Will always be put on the role that allows them to take isolated ones from passive positions, tend towards flexing Iso, Jett, Chamber and Controller, usually pick up the Op a lot

Senti Duelist Flex i.e Alfajer, Meteor, 2024 Kai
Players who are more aggressive than typical sentinels but less aggressive than a typical entry player, usually moved onto Iso and Jett when not on senti

Controller Entry Players i.e Keiko, 2023 Jawgemo, 2024 TenZ, modern cNed
Hyper aggressive players who are put on basically perma Omen duties whilst flexing some Duelist, basically a second entry player on smokes

Hard Support/Gap Filler i.e JonahP, paTiTek, Chronicle, Ethan
Players who are basically always put into support positions to enable other players to frag, tend to play a lot of Viper or second sentinel depending on what their team wants

f0rsakeN f0rsakeN
Plays literally anything

Anything I missed?

posted 1 month ago

Idk, the arena would be empty if MIBR didn't make it or bombed out

posted 1 month ago
  1. Copenhagen
  2. Champs 2024
  3. LOCK//IN
  4. Madrid
  5. Champs 2022

If I gave a shit about either team Bangkok would probably be up there

posted 1 month ago

Incredibly valid point, and that also puts Sultan on the table (tho I don't think he'd be better than vo0kasu)

posted 1 month ago

Ethan, idk why but he just has an irritating aura to me

posted 1 month ago

What players could they sign to make an Ascension winning roster? I feel like pretty much anyone not already on a successful T1 team would flock to them and I imagine they'd try and build a Russian speaking or just general Eastern European roster so with that in mind I feel like they'd have a pool of players that looks like:

chiwa
purp0
Kiles
rexxtoned
Razziss
SimonD4rk
B1SK
Insidser
Kr1stal
vo0kashu
f4ngeer
Anq
Jady

Of these players I'd say the best roster they could make is:

SimonD4rk - Duelist
purp0 - Flex
Kr1stal - Initiator IGL
Anq - Controller
vo0kasu - Sentinel

Would be an elite roster icl

posted 1 month ago

EMEA

APKS
GM8
KOI
FUT

AMER

FUR
2G
EG
MIBR

PAC

ZETA
TS
BME
GE

CN

NOVA
TEC
JDG
WOL

Champs Format

posted 1 month ago

Without leaf teams have stopped violently pissing all over the stage whenever they go against G2 and letting them dictate the game entirely because they're not as scared of the firepower diff anymore

Before Toronto it felt like half the teams in Americas just gave up on beating G2 before they even stepped on stage and thought it was physically impossible

But without the best senti in the league on the team anymore the other teams are way more willing to exploit any weaknesses in G2's comp and aren't as afraid of being punished for any risks

posted 1 month ago

The only reason it hasn't been absolutely slapped with the nerf hammer is because the community thinks only dogshit players who can't aim use it

posted 1 month ago

EMEA

FNC, TH, TL

Tier gap

BBL, NAVI, KC

Tier gap

GX, VIT, FUT

Tier gap

GM8, KOI, APKS

AMER

G2, SEN

Tier gap

100T

Tier gap

NRG, LEV, LOUD, C9

Tier gap

KRU, EG

Tier gap

MIBR, 2G

Tier gap

FUR

PAC

PRX

Tier gap

GEN.G, DRX, RRQ

Tier gap

T1, TLN

Tier gap

GE, DFM, NS, BME

Tier gap

ZETA, TS

CN

BLG, EDG, XLG

Tier gap

FPX, WOL, TE

Tier gap

TYL, AG, DRG

Tier gap

TEC, NOVA, JDG

posted 1 month ago

Brother are these guys who literally just switched to Val from CS? Wtf is going on?

posted 1 month ago

KOI and DFM kinda mog all these teams icl, would probably put ZETA instead of DFM

posted 1 month ago

Ah, that's the pubic hair of a vlr user

What a wonderful day to be visually impaired

posted 1 month ago

Who would win The Battle of Abysmal Dogshit That No One Cares About?

posted 1 month ago

KOI being decent? Contenders for playoffs? We are reaching undiscovered territory gentlemen

posted 1 month ago

Coinflip Corp vs Gluevistar KOI

posted 1 month ago

Regardless of what team you expect it to be, they still 100% molest APKS this team couldn't even make M8 choke

posted 1 month ago

Cuz Jesus Christ this is egregious

batu and AvovA need to go back to university bro

posted 1 month ago

Deadass I think this makes them a better team

posted 1 month ago

Get this bum back to his office job

posted 1 month ago

PROFEK KNOWS BALL

posted 1 month ago

Every single costreamer mogs Shanks he's a brainrotted loud = funny streamer who's there to react to clips

Sideshow, TMV and FNS are top 3 for me

posted 1 month ago

Except starxo he's an eternal bum since 2021

posted 1 month ago

He's him, he's that guy. When PCIFIC win Ascension he will be the greatest prospect in Valorant history

Him and sonofcar duo would be immense

posted 1 month ago

Because there's zero reason to watch SEN vs Furia

If SEN lose disband

posted 1 month ago

G2 bro it is NOT that deep

posted 1 month ago

Or possibly drop the absolute bag and getting Less if he comes back to Americas

posted 1 month ago

EWC is so Mickey Mouse but I still desperately wanna count it as a big win for my team

Maintaining consistency vs being a fanboy

posted 1 month ago
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