its bc their regions are dogshit and are too scared of the top dog

thank you NekoSugarGirls17
i like the name

5 stacking might be the method

maybe not shotgun only flash tps but i can imagine it working well with just weird omen plays in general

i didnt even know you actually had a vlr account

someone told me go shotguns only

i could probably just go omen and spam flash tps

mechs wise there is definitely a noticable gap regardless of how shit both elos are

how do you ethically smurf

my friend keeps asking me to play in his silver/gold games

im d3 and would pretty much make the game unfun for all 10 of us if i played seriously
if i play unseriously i end up throwing and losing rr for 3 innocent golds

unrated is not an option
thank you in advance

thats why you need to lock in and grind to 3 digit
carry your country

5 digit tournament...

he is an npc at times but hes 1 of like 2 vlr users i can talk to about osu so i dont skip that dialogue branch

does anyone even hate delighted

even the most unknown ppl in 2023 vcl ive heard of before besides like the guys on OResports

yea now that i think about it i just liked the overall style of play from the better teams

and alot of the worse teams now are legit ranked players so it makes sense ive never heard of them and they struggle in pro scene

this is also true lmao

100% agree but i thought if i said that ppl would call me nostalgia blind

idk if im delusional but watching t2 in 2023 felt way more entertaining than anything after it
maybe its just bc i was more familiar with the players
nowadays we have random immo3 who plays for fresh out of premier esports
back in t2 prime we had real pros

shotguns are jammed when in the hands of a neon
slide accuracy = run accuracy
slide distance 0.5x
stamina drain 2x as fast
cannot jump while sprinting

why not rankers flair

"football"
look inside
soccer

tbf that would be pretty funny

why did he drink water?

Chronically online loser, you have 9400 posts on this platform only spreading hate. If you hate so many things in this world at some point you must look inward. You hate yourself and the life you live so instead of sitting in that feeling you constantly project those feelings to the world and things around you. I know you haven’t made a single notable achievement in your life so you cannot begin to understand what it is like at the highest level of anything. Usually if you have no understanding of something the best way to proceed is to keep quiet.

he wins those every time
goats not fucking around anymore

me and max go way back bro keep hating

this isnt u bro
we need to stop whiffing and show them who u really are

tbh me thinking of jonahpork after a jaw ace is equally as sad

.

#goldenera #perfectvalorant #overseas #g2-0 #tejo #trentgoat #valynmasterclass

he singlehandedly won c9 100% of their rounds

he knows his spot on envy is safe

surely vic is the problem

fair enough

g2 hate is so forced

then u counter with 5 yorus

5 neons

i feel like 90 was legit a reasonable guess

we are not allowing this revisionism lmao

chill on goat
hes going for 1.02

end the series now

boaster doesnt shower but only he is immune to the bacteria he carries

alfa riens and nobodies

first time i saw this name and smiled

54 deaths in 32 rounds

i would watch but i saw t1 vs g2 bangkok pearl and turned it off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIarrG9ZO4I

Yes, it's the same as water, but you could have just said water instead. Everyone on this website knows you're a boy genius, dude; you don't need to say overly large words to sound more intelligent. The fact of the matter is that nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling simplistic objects by their scientific name ironically makes you seem less intelligent and more pompous. I know you're smart enough to be better than this

i’d like to formally apologize
i was not aware you were capable of that

clove for boosted ppl

he might have the least pressure on any pro in anything ever
he underperforms year after year and stays on the roster