kuruk
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Registered: August 16, 2023
Last post: July 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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calling nobara a bum is a low blow
shes just miwa with a ct

posted 3 months ago

yuta does struggle with new CTs
he frequently asks inumaki for advice with cursed speech https://i.ibb.co/zHhD9Gt6/image-1774564424877.png

my best guess without re-reading the entire manga is he just based his usage of uros ct off what he saw her do

also wait for later in the series. yuta will impress u even more

posted 3 months ago

i feel so bad for yuta haters they have to make so many excuses💔

posted 3 months ago

the best time to start was yesterday. the second best is now.

posted 3 months ago

i just watched the best anime episode of all time

tiktok tried so hard to convince me he was a bum. a fraud. someone who simply was carried.

nah. i know what i saw in jjk 0. i know what i read years ago. i know what i just watched.

yuta okkotsu, you are the goat

posted 3 months ago

is srb united states but srg is canada

posted 3 months ago

valorant didnt exist until reykjavik 22

posted 3 months ago

8107/121 is better

posted 3 months ago

aura

posted 3 months ago

trent🥺🥺🥺🥺hes just a bebeh🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

posted 3 months ago

supposedly a masters was held in santiago but for some reason nobody remembers it at all

posted 3 months ago

valorant is my first fps

posted 3 months ago

riot destroying gender roles

posted 3 months ago

i dont play veto

posted 3 months ago

i cant get behind a healer thats a dude
i need to feel romantically attracted to my healers

posted 3 months ago

makes sense

ik a lot of new players want someone to play healer

posted 3 months ago

brim smokes, throwable aoe stun/heal, brim stim for 1 teammate and miks himself, breach ult

posted 3 months ago

first ever unrated only character

abilities too ass for pro
too team-friendly for ranked
perfect for stomping 8 year olds

posted 3 months ago

im just glad that abysmal dogshit is OVER😭😭

posted 3 months ago

i used to be extremely depressed. i struggled with anxiety and insecurities. i turned to valorant to take my mind off things. i fell in love with the esport. when santiago started, i was ecstatic. this event was so garbage i found myself leaving my house more often. i realized how much free time i really had when im not watching vct. i found new friends who helped me through my struggles. thank you nongshim!

posted 3 months ago

prime chamber in this patch might have saved the game

posted 3 months ago

pacific is taking the emea route of being cucks for whatever team brings their region a title instead of wanting their team to win

posted 3 months ago

every team played no senti because the nerfs killed the entire role which had the side effect of making neon broken because nothing can stop her

posted 3 months ago

flag, flair, name

posted 3 months ago

the worst event since 2021 reykjavik and neon will receive 0 changes

initiators will not get buffed
sentinels will not get buffed

yoru is once again useless

welcome back to meta breach

posted 3 months ago

ns dropped a map

posted 4 months ago

in vct history
all but 2 have an asterisk

reykjavic 21 - nobody knew how to play (mickey)

berlin - no one but nats knew what lurking was (mickey)

champs 21 - cypher cam incident (mickey)

reykjavik 22 - fpx visas (mickey)

copenhagen - prx troll breeze comp (mickey)

champs 22 - turret incident (mickey)

lockin - single elim (mickey)

tokyo - demon1 no prac with team (mickey)

champs 23 - eg dodge fnc (mickey)

madrid - 8 team masters (mickey)

shanghai - real valorant (not mickey)

champs 24 - literally just a fluke (mickey)

bangkok - 8 team masters (mickey)

toronto - insane meta shift compared to qualifiers (mickey)

champs 25 - real valorant (not mickey)

santiago - half the agent roles are dead, unstoppable site hits (mickey)

posted 4 months ago

we will be saying this again at london🤫

posted 4 months ago

this is the first person ever to call louds champs a fluke lmao

posted 4 months ago

100t get a bye surely

posted 4 months ago

“g2 tried to take prx to school, the professor never showed up" makes sense imo

"taking someone to school" doesnt always mean literally especially in a fighting situation
its more like teaching someone a lesson in that context

so saying the professor never showed up obviously references jonahp who got dropped

“g2 tried to take prx to school, the professor never showed up"
"g2 tried to defeat prx with their new roster, and ended up losing anyway"

its the "they cut class" that confuses me
i feel like he had to choose between the jonahp reference or prx ignored the lesson g2 were trying to teach

him saying both makes it sound like he had it prepared in the mirror last night and fucked up the execution

posted 4 months ago

if you laugh you go to hell

posted 4 months ago

2 wins in champs groups, 0 in playoffs (2025 and 2024)
2 wins in toronto playoffs
2 wins in bangkok groups and playoffs
2 wins in shanghai groups and playoffs

posted 4 months ago

the social media manager is trying to dodge getting fired by squeezing out posts whenever they can

posted 4 months ago

tex for icy
icy for jaw
net for leaf
jonah for fucking babybay

this team barely resembles the ascension roster anymore
literally every move was a direct upgrade and in jonahs case just fit the meta

(but even that doesnt make sense because clearly leaf is still comfortable on duelist and jonah can play senti viper
all you lose is chamber flexibility)

and with all of that they peaked 2nd with a meta hand crafted for valyns igling

joshrt has to go imo but thats probably not enough

posted 4 months ago

true actually

posted 4 months ago

"save strats" on corrode by playing the literal worst comp of all time

use real comp in losers bracket against paper rex

doesnt matter because its paper rex

posted 4 months ago

g2 lost litertally every round i watched

posted 4 months ago

in order to find that thread you selectively ignored multiple prx and ns fans just like you defending neon. there’s always going to be supporters and haters, same happened with g2 tejo

there’s no point pretending like the community is showing overwhelming hate for the state of neon as an agent rn and youre some sort of marginal minority

posted 4 months ago

because watching undefendable shotgun spam is much more fun

posted 4 months ago

Trent: Press E - Right Click - Left Click
Dambi: Press E - Right Click - Left Click

posted 4 months ago

We can sit here and pretend like everyone isn’t also defending dambi and ignore the 40 “neon mastery” threads that preceded yours. W agenda ig❤️‍🩹

posted 4 months ago

one just needs to slide and left click a shotgun
one needs insane gamesense and set strategies to be insane

ill let you guess which one is which

posted 4 months ago

trent plays tejo: tejo merchant, agent needs a nerf, unhealthy for game
dambi plays neon: hes just better than everyone else

posted 4 months ago

get nervous and scroll on my phone until i think i can exit the room without them noticing

posted 4 months ago

trent with a trophy would move up 1 spot and riens with no trophy is top 4 LMAO

posted 4 months ago
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