kuruk
Flag: Kiribati
Registered: August 16, 2023
Last post: August 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Posts: 1978
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give me liberty
give me fire
give me 0 ping chamber meta
or i retire

posted 2 months ago

finished chamber merchant

posted 2 months ago

i think i have sen as my biggest hatewatch with eg in a close second but once yay leaves i honestly wont care what happens to them

i hate sen as a whole so its a different feeling

posted 2 months ago

yea, a map away
a map that g2 won πŸ€”

posted 2 months ago

the playoffs

posted 2 months ago

owen

posted 2 months ago

never ask tln to make an international

posted 2 months ago

atleast g2 is in toronto

posted 2 months ago

than watching eg lose
never ask y0y to show up in a qualifying matchπŸ‘»πŸ‘»

posted 2 months ago

i can do better

posted 2 months ago

pls pls pls pls

posted 2 months ago

β€œface of valorant” β€œgoat”

0.88 rating in tier 2 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

posted 2 months ago

the agenda remains upheld

posted 2 months ago

since the main roster isnt playing the only people watching are people who actually care about t2 and tenz fans

all rhe tenz fans are too busy creaming in his twitch chat and are too slow to know how to make a vlr account

the people who actually care about t2 either dont care about vlr at all or are alot harder to bait

posted 2 months ago

yessirski flag and flair

posted 2 months ago

name one other team from 2023 na t2 thats not guard m80 or tsm that had a breath of hope

posted 2 months ago

im just spreading the agenda

posted 2 months ago

y0y was the best ESPORTS player in the world 2022, not just val

then he went winless in a super weak t2

t0nz was an above average omen/kayo and is playing bc he has nothing else to do rn

posted 2 months ago

jaw was the best player on eg for 2 years, continued to be great even when all 4 of his teammates left, then joined a completely new team who already had years of chemistry and fit their scheme perfectly

posted 2 months ago

a system merchant is a player that only succeeds under a specific coach, igl, or style of play

cned - fell off the face of the earth after winning the most mickey tournament in history

y0y - farmed under fns + chet + chamber then was a fringe t3 nobody until potter saved his career

victor - cannot be the primary fragger on a team. he WILL crumble

marved - thought he could igl after letting fns and yay do all the heavy lifting in β€˜22 optic

t0nz - won in an era where their hardest comp was doma and mistic. 2 years of pure dissapointment into a super mickey mouse madrid win with his teams weakest player being sacy

posted 2 months ago

and where are they now

t0nz left bc no one wanted him except the t2 division of his old org

vict0r and m0rved got hired by their old coach to get farmed by sage on ascent

y0y is y0y

posted 2 months ago

braindead

posted 2 months ago

these washed up pre historic guys need to stop thinking they can just walk in and dominate t2

victor, marved, tenz

even yay when he played on dsg

keep claiming your social security. coming out of retirement isnt for everyone

posted 2 months ago

we need someone who can enter the prostate and save it

posted 2 months ago

nah 2023 double wall was nearly unwatchable idk how i survived it

posted 2 months ago

100gfs clears ur favorite anime in all categories

posted 2 months ago

downvote farming

posted 2 months ago

i dont have my head in the game man idk what the current narratives are

shits going on behind the scenes too cant focus on baitingπŸ’”

posted 2 months ago

maybe if he didnt donate a round to jonahp dashing mid site

pressure got to him hes just not built for the stage

posted 2 months ago

those who know

posted 2 months ago

yea
3/5 are retired or in t2
y0y cant make a lan to save his life

posted 2 months ago

ok thanks coach

posted 2 months ago

half a month until toronto and no one is watching ewc

by the time ppl come back the narrative might switch i need to strike now

posted 2 months ago

the most meta reliant team of all time?
entire roster has been garbage since franchising

y0y: 0 lans πŸ˜‚ dont ask him abt 2023 or 2024 πŸ˜‚ been in potters backpack πŸ˜‚

fns: retired TWICE πŸ˜‚ ruined s0ms legacy πŸ˜‚ ruined demon1s confidence πŸ˜‚ 2nd worst 2025 stage 1 rating πŸ˜‚

victor and marved: shouldve stayed down πŸ˜‚ flopping in t2 πŸ˜‚ to jett reyna sage comp πŸ˜‚ on ascent πŸ˜‚ in 2025 πŸ˜‚

crashies: ran from the grind πŸ˜‚ had to farm emea πŸ˜‚

posted 2 months ago

nothing to go off man t1 is on break and im not watching mickewc

posted 2 months ago

guy from valorant curious im good broπŸ˜‚βœŒοΈ

posted 2 months ago

lmao ascension candidate losing maps and winning one by 2 rounds to a fresh out retirement yay backpack rider and fucking geeza

wake me up when envy play✌️

posted 2 months ago

fake turf?? do you mean grass?

posted 2 months ago

!STATS

posted 2 months ago

skuba games in ewc: minimum 4
tenz games in ewc: 0

posted 2 months ago

all kiribati flags post bangers and facts exclusively

posted 2 months ago

the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of pistolroundvyseult

posted 2 months ago

W

posted 2 months ago

bro how would i knowπŸ’”

posted 2 months ago

double counter

posted 2 months ago

counter

posted 2 months ago

W

posted 2 months ago
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