100t dropped their entire roster and ended up with essentially just 2 roster changes

idk who sits next to jaw but i need you to carry a water sprayer and shoot it at jaw every time he overheats
i legit couldnt even take split serious because every time the camera is on jaw hes jumping around and dying with his ult out

literally just what asuna would be on a good team

lev are going to be nothing post neon nerf

only person who knows ball

zidmz in 2026

fucking one trick dogshit player
map that g2 played neon they won
clearly the better team
keep crutching tho
all good

like can you just chill for one fucking round

for this stupid ass character to disappear from vct

double flash duelist
use last timeout on 5-6 attack
allow lev to just walk around the map
trent pop ult with low info and known lurker right next to him

what pissed me off is he clearly knew someone could be b main and still fired it anyway

i have legit 5 lobotomites on my team

its actually so good mc is just worse than araragi

you can never escape it jaw

dont worry bro just go next whats the worst that could happen

2025:
g2
nrg
prx

what about you

players changed during 2025

have you played against all 4 2026 kickoff winners
nevermind g2 lost to ns

fuck

it has to be something with prx edg and th all being london 1 seeds

is there anything to do with regions

it cant be anything to do with counting because she said the hard limit is 4

2-1 th?

ulf 0 ef 1

what the fuck

if americas had the same amount of prep time as every other region theyd just win every event so riot delays them by a week

he still thinks hes on loud where he can get away with playing mega passive duelist and his 4 top 10 teammates will win games for him

why not vyse chamber

if theyre going single duelsit anyway this is legit the perfect comp for them
aspas can op and bait as much as he wants and zekken can hard carry and win them all their rounds still

hes a guy its just hard to tell sometimes

ratio + #goldenera #perfectvalorant #overseas #g2-0 #letsgog2 #g2sweep #tejo #trentgoat #valynmasterclass

pac: best team in the regions history
cn: best team in the regions history
amer: either 1 of the best teams in region history or 4 rising talents + good shooting igl (100t is not qualing)
emea: neon 1 trick odin spammer + benjyfishy

by that logic every masters is the best masters ever

but isnt invy like the pride of ph why do u hate him

both of them 0-4d tbh i wouldnt have remembered either if i didnt check while making the post lmao

idek what point youre trying to make here

ns won kickoff and santiago and got bounced at 8th stage 1

chinas got edg and xlg returning

pure mickey

all 4 kickoff winners not even going to london
no t1, m8, tl either

horrible meta
worst map pool ever

there is an entire continent of group stage merchants😹😹

title

drop 30 map 1 and it will be

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/88ca2023
i thougt nrg were truly finished thats my fault

not only does loud speak portugese but dgzin also speaks english

went from close games with mibr and g2 to getting belt from 100t

yoru merchants

doesnt even make sense how that narrative started when trent was consistently a top level initiator before tejo even existed lmao

im here

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I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

less being alive is enough to stress me out bro

i mean he should have double satcheled towards him or at least not done whatever he did getting on top of the box

jaw should just launch at less with ult there