My name is elysium, I post occasionally on vlr and my three favorite games are Valorant, Genshin, and LoL. I also play so many gacha games I sometimes forget to shower😢

Let’s play a fun game!! Two truths and a lie

I shower daily
I keep my room clean
I have lots of friends at school

This guy had to be the greatest of all time, it’s unreal how many people’s heads he’s in😭 top 10 vlr user oat

a team with
yay
fns
crashies
victor
marved

all of them are decent and their roles fit really well, i feel like yay could frag really good with this roster because of the amount of support he has. what do you all think?

I will send everyone that replies $40

By themselves they are all terrible but each one you add is like a buff to eachother.
nrg demon is worse than lev demon1 now that he has com, eg jawgemo had more highlights because he still had potter. every player or coach you add from the eg team is like a 10% buff to all the others until you get all 7 of them, then you get a super team. Lev are trying to use the minimum amount of eg players to buff demon1 to be world class again but com isnt enough they are at like 40% power rn

Should change his name to tax they way he's taxing lev management for this terrible preformance

DEMON1 WIN THIS GAME, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
#LEVFIGHTING #LEVWIN VAMOS VAMOS LEV FLAIR

just say you like dressing up as cute girls and move on gang

1. Yukky, he is almost 30?? And he preys on vlr users for engagement by making stupid threads like “stat scraper” when he’s too lazy to reply

2. yukky, he post way to much on vlr and should honestly just Go outside for a change.

3. Yukky, he probably drives a Tesla and drives while texting putting others at risk. Elon musk fan

4. Yukky, I don’t like his name it’s just yukky🤢

5. Yukky, he is a Sen Fan and sentinels say lots of bad words (narrate, Zellsis)

I fell asleep a minute before the prx geng game, was it good? Did prx look good and just tossed the series like they did drx. Or was geng the better team the whole time and prx got lucky with a map.

Can you guys make some good post, I can’t be carrying this site any longer I’m bored💔

its the players not her, not everyone that joins her team is capable of being world class talent. sometimes they just suck and potter cant do it. Eg are super mid they are going 1-4 without jawgemo

Stupid ass agent tejo is the only way mibr can beat g2. perfect valorant, aspas and friends are just getting lucky scrappy rounds

Pistol round doesnt matter, g2 start slow we are getting warmed up. aspas is a bum

when can we watch the only good americas team play? i dont wanna see asuna overheat for another 12 rounds.

do we think we could maybe possibly atleast get the cooldown lowered?

GIVE ME A CHANCE

Permanent flair change coming soon

over or under 100 bullets for one of them to win 1v1 C long

Fns must have a problem in his head if he thinks this team is making an international. It’s over for all nrg fans and I don’t feel bad. Come switch to g2, we actually make lans.

Here is My step by step guide on how to gain the most aura on vlr

1. Be named either Elysxxm, Henbaby, or acegamer. If you aren’t one of these 3. I’m sorry , you have no aura🙏💔

2. Become a g2 Fan. G2 fans are regarded as the most sigma most beautiful photogenic humans the world has ever seen.

3. Do a money spread
   Ex: https://imgur.com/gallery/Z1AdI2s now I just gained a lot of aura (not that I need anymore)

4. Use my acronym K.F.A.N
   K – Know yourself (Confidence starts within.)
   F – Focus energy (Radiate positivity.)
   A – Attract authentically (be yourself)
   N – Nurture connections (Engage and uplift others)

5. Hate on Freemea

New nihso alt account discovered, he makes too many alts, unemployed ahh user with several accounts with triple my post
https://imgur.com/gallery/FrMwgUt

is an Americas player LMAO WASHED REGION

https://imgur.com/gallery/RfxGqXt
Tuff pic?

Podcast server wants to hate on Bron and call him dumb even though he went 6/6 on Americas Pickems

They said I couldn’t get everything right on china, this region is so free. Come back in in 5-6 days when I go 6/6 in China too.

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/1255ebfb

Elysium haters:
Koko
Butterflyeffect
Hades
Boilin_cockroach
Nihso
Alzi
Gamblenats
Nobody__100

Learn to not hate on bron

This isn’t about me right? I made one alt I actively posted on or tried to use to evade ban and not act like my main. I haven’t made one since I got warned for that. I’m patiently waiting out my indefinite 30 minute cooldown

Update of this https://www.vlr.gg/450853/top-10-vlr-users
My top 10

1. Henbaby
   Peak human, pinnacle of success

2. Prasinos
   Peak Brazilian

3. Gamblenats
   Does cool podcast thing

4. Aayan
   Pretty cool guy who gets upvotes

5. Nutab1e
   Yeah

6. Yukky
   Pushing 30 so he’s kinda weird

7. N1cf
   Number 1 Zeek fan

8. Kfan
   Number 1 shit emea teams fan

9. Cloudberry
   Invited me to a server pretty cool

10. Frogger
    Fr*gger

HM: Myself

It has to be me💔
https://imgur.com/gallery/YchkfgM

Everytime I try to make a thoughtful post and actually have a discussion I get hit with dumb ahh random comments like this https://imgur.com/gallery/gh4n4B1

And People wonder why i shitpost, can’t have shit on vlr Ong on foe nem. Cooldown jokes aren’t funny anymore

Edg is the regions only hope and I don’t see them winning, Bangkok was their only hope. Does the region ever produce another contending team again?

I saw like 70 replies get deleted on that one thread, good work people are weird

Just accept people for who they are, why does it matter if you’re trans, gay, female, male. This is a esports forum stop projecting your political and personal beliefs onto vlr because nobody normal truly cares. People need to seperate real life issues from the player because valorant isn’t real life. Who cares just accept people for who they are and go one with your life. All this hate for what? Just be happy👍

On a side note flor played against a top 3 emea team and did okay, she is fine nothing to really comment. Not like she’s supposed to drop 70 every series

Are we deadass right now? 0/8 bait nrg flair

What momentum? They didn’t win anything important to have any momentum. Is losing champs momentum to u?

They kept the same roster which sure they got second but they didn’t win anything last year😭 Why run it back with a roster that can’t win anything bro?? Is management stupid

CatNmouse use reading comprehension, edg won champs and regionals, while Heretics won nothing

I just did bean boozle… how tf did they make them taste this bad, I brushed my teeth and still smell this barf bean. (no it’s not my natural breath, my hygiene is very good )

Just thought I’d inform everyone in case I go missing
Ask me anything

Stinkiest user
Kirya alt
Fake flagger
Lowest is in history
Hardstuck iron 2 for 3 years
Isn’t actually a cat girl
Grown man
Averaged 3 kills a game
Thinks jokic > bron all time
Thinks mj is the goat
Doesn’t like playboy carti
Is a Sen fan
Likes tenz
DOES NOT LIKE FEMBOYS

This real time score and board update is actually so peak, huge mod W ngl. If this is for every region then I finally get to watch goat2 players ace without watching the game.

Some freaky people on this site need to stop with the freak

Yukky is pushing 30 and is hella freaky
Henbaby the freakiest on the site
Anybody named NYANYANYAN, kirya, or has uwu in the name is also a freaktoid

Also n1cf is pretty freaky but not like the others

Let’s start mass downvoting random people I’m tired of seeing upvotes it makes me angry when I see good takes

How many of fns would it take to 13-0 one aspas?

or do you also smother yourself in candle wax and start twerking in the gym?

Sorry to report but due to to the new date set for the podcast Lebron will not be attending. I apologise to all the Bron fans but i cannot come as i do not have the time open in my schedule.

the announcement for podcast time will come soon whenever gamblenats does it idk

I can’t play ranked for a week, how do I find the will to live?

Yo let’s lock in here bro he just cleared geng

Cant wait to see my glorious king dos9 put belt to ass against Geng, will be a close game but I know boom got this I believe in them,

Henbaby I saw you in the coaching booth with Kaplan, you did so good out there calling out Zach and amine out when you needed to

How can 100 thieves be bad, it’s a 100v5

Please give me a chance please please