Hot take but on paper emea really should be the best
They have 3 teams that at full power could win events
Fut liquid and Kc are contenders for top 6 at events and can upset

the rest of the region besides koi and works are on par with everyone else. Emea is held back by their terrible coaching

G2 and Sen in 3 maps for any of them though

Let’s watch joblife destroy gonext so you can see what’s it’s like to be employed ez 2-0

Actually it’s only 10 minutes now you missed it

I was brushing my teeth and I was brushing really hard and my gum is bleeding 😭😢🙏

Vote me vote me!
https://www.vlr.gg/458549/earlier-i-was-bored

I will win us Toronto and my first order of business will be buying cloud 9 and removing them from VCT. Then I will pick up aspas or sum idk

do i write and preform a n1cf disstrack for him not making his promise? (https://www.vlr.gg/444576/accountability-thread)

awful post. try again 30 minutes later

play this while you read - https://open.spotify.com/track/04YRSuoGZcAj9kj57c6utu?si=dc84b7f413f74e6a

30 minute replies, 30 minute baits, every 30 minutes my post dies, get rid of your ego and extra inferiating, manipulating taking advantage of a man who cant speak for himself, everyy 30 minutes i cannot reply, every 30 minutes the mods make me comply i cant do this anymore. The threads made me adore you but i simply cannot do this anymore, how am i supposed to make a thread if i cannot reply, imagine waiting 30 minutes before your can breathe. man fuck this sad shit

One, two, post in the thread, get jiggy
One, two, post in the thread, get jiggy
One, two, post in the thread, get jiggy
One, two, post in the thread, get jiggy
One, two, post in the thread, get jiggy
One, two, post in the thread, get jiggy

Yaya, wait, like, wait

mods on my body, they wanna get mixy
Like, fuck henbaby, move Sliggy
I feel like kanye, I need me a milli
Like, fuck henbaby, get busy
yukky a treat, but he really can't trick me
Off honey like yukky, we runnin' the city
Got post down in Jersey, got post out in Philly
Got post inKorea, like buzz, I'm silly

berry, I need me a froggy
I'm in the section, yukky here with me
I drink too much liquor, I'm way more than tipsy
I'm always in Philly, got post in the biddy
mods be cappin', they carry no sitchy
I'ma still be blesed by 50
Loving forums, that's where it get tricky
I can't stay on these post, I be busy

My life is not regular, Mordecai Rigby
Believe it or not, I got hot call up Ripley's
I'm wearing some gucci, I won't hit an icky
I bait on the post now yukky is sticky
, get jiggy
One, two, post in the thread, get jiggy
, get jiggy
One, two, post in the thread, get jiggy

Aight bet
berry, I'm different. I'm not like the rest.
I was a rookie, but now I'm a vet
Ask about jumping Jack, I do come correct
Sayin some shit, better talk with your chest
Lev came home, I'm not paying for tex
In Jersey & New York, I feel like a Net
This ain't no parlay, T1 hit like a bet
Ya'll counted me out, I could never forget

Like, what? I'm not the three or the two, I'm the what?
BBL is Booty, they play like some mutts
So whatever henbaby make, I'm gon need me a cut

Shawty like sassuke, it's up and it's stuck
Hit in the back, I might go to the front
BBL is some booty , they play like some mutts
Like, henbaby, Is a cuck. Like...Uh-Huh

Get Jiggy
One, two, post in the thread, get jiggy
One, two, post in the thread, get jiggy
One, two, post in the thread, get jiggy
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Me g2 pls goat

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/Chief%20keef%23Von/overview

Or is it yukky’s fault for all of them

My first ban was making a fruity vlr user list
Second was saying I will wipe a country off the map
3rd was making a thread called vlr ban record
4th was making a part 2 counted as spam
5th I called myself a prophet
6th I put a off topic in valorant discussion
7th I asked how many ladyboys are in the crowd
8th I put off a topic post in valorant discussion
8th it was spam , but I don’t understand how I spammed when I had a 30 minute cooldown
9th also spam with a 30 minute cooldown

Every ban after the 4th one are bullshit I’m not even gonna lie I’ve seen people say way worse and not get banned, I’m guessing I got a delay for getting banned for spam 2 times but I didn’t spam either time and the mods won’t tell me what I even did wrong

I believe G2 should’ve won that series with full conviction, all of T1 were negative and they got bailed out by clutches. They got so lucky on so many rounds that made no sense. Not a single player besides meteor was top 10 at Bangkok and they all played mid until finals (edg should have won)

What I’m saying is T1 didn’t win, g2 and edg lost. Everybody that faced T1 in playoffs decided they wanted to start trolling and I don’t get it because everybody played better before they played T1

I don’t watch tier 2 can people fill me on power rankings for each region, all I know is bbl pacific look good and tankers look good

I’m using my 30 minutes to reply to you so just know this is important, I’ve been trying to do sometime and henbaby style posting is effective for what I’m trying to do. But because ppl notice now I will stop

It has come to my attention that several trollers and baiters have been spamming my threads with downvotes and telling me “nt try again 30” i propose we put this to an end.
The baiters spamming my post have been identified as
N1cf, yukky, frogger_0, aayan. Please stop making fun of me for my delay and please stop downvoting me.

Please stop asking me to go naked

Let’s watch Gonext dog walk eternal this will not be close

I fell in the bathtub and hit my head and the water went up my nose

whenever I try to take a shower a bunch of tentacles come from the drain and start attacking me viciously, am I not allowed to take showers anymore?

You guys caught me, I’m actually a secret alt account but I won’t tell you my main, whoever guesses correctly gets $100 usd

lets just take a second and honor the journey we watched. T1 conqured the world and i would like to congratulate all T1 fans on their win im happy for you.
as a the sole representative of the B.U.Z.Z association.
B: Beautiful
U: unstoppable
Z: Zealous
Z: Zaddy
Let it be known g2 will be back in toronto

(please dont say "Terrible post. Try again in 30 minutes." i work hard on making my post and its tough having this cooldown)

Shreks daughter is kinda bad ngl

Henbaby they gave me a 30 minute delay between post I have an important message to tell you, meet me by the river where we first met under the oak tree

Original: https://www.vlr.gg/433310/2025-event-predictions/#1

I was 2/3 for the top 3 I’m him, nobody believed in T1 but even as a g2 fan I did. It’s all good though because I know g2 will come back and win Toronto for me and every other g2 fan.

(Ignore all nrg placements I bought into hype)

https://imgur.com/gallery/pQjrJaC
Vlr hold him accountable

Emea isn’t a dogshit watch for every region. Every region can reasonably watch emea that’s why I don’t complain. It’s crazy that they had 5 emea but the first ones were financial and covid related so it’s understandable now it’s just apac glaze

This event has been so boring bro, I have watched a full map of any game cus of this dog schedule and I fall asleep during everything because of how boring it is and how tired I am. I can’t wait until riots Asia glaze ends and we have events literally anywhere else. I’ve watched maybe 6 maps total of the last 3 events comb

The only good thing to come out of this is either g2 or buzz gets trophy

I can’t reply to you all for 30 minutes so I will edit this post

1. Why would I get a job at 2am during school year

2. You are all more no life then me to watch every single game

3. Americas also didn’t have a single event up until franchising

4. I’m not American so stop saying I’m Na

5. Whether it’s my schedule or not 3 unwatchable events in a row is crazy

6. This is different than Na stage games because those an entirely different region where it’s not even international. This is event, there are only 3 a year, and I haven’t been able to watch the last 3.

7. This is self centric because it’s been 3 events in a row that have been unwatchable, I didn’t complain during Tokyo or Shanghai or Seoul but this being the 3rd in a row is crazy

8. Americas has had 2 events, Asia has had 4

9. Why is everyone so damn toxic LMAO your all apac pilled read your replies out loud your all clowns

That I dip my toes in mayonnaise and then lick it off like the SpongeBob and and Patrick scene?

Less
Alfajer
Nats

gap

Meteor
Chichoo
Leaf (if he wins)
D4v41
Suygetsu

gap

Johnqt
Benjyfishy
Tex
Fns

gap

Yetujey

Idk anymore bro

Just start throwing it back on the vacuum cleaner while ur cooking dinner or is just me?

Mods I literally can’t do it anymore I will stop baiting, I will stop mentioning a femboy or ladyboy or whatever you want from me. I can’t even message a mod on discord because I’m banned from the server, I can’t say anything on here because you ban me everytime. I know this will probably get banned within the minute I post it but I cannot use vlr like this. I will deadass reform I don’t want to get banned I haven’t even been trying to get banned lately it’s just like I can’t do nothing right. Please remove this 30 minute delay whether i truly did something wrong is a different discussion but I can’t do this anymore. I’m on my knees right now I haven’t been able to comment on the last 3 games because I’m always banned. Just give me an opportunity to support my team I will reform I will deadass try my hardest to not get banned. If this gets banned I will just leave the site forever so please mods I’m begging , I’m not seeking attention this is truly the only way to contact any mod because it doesn’t let me message any mod on discord because I’m not in the server because I’m banned
. If a mod reads this then please I’m sorry I just want me delay removed.

Mods I didn’t mean to make it general discussion it was accident please change

Mods can you update players Jersey photos on the players please? It kinda bothers me played still have jerseys on vlr even if they aren’t in that team anymore. Sometimes confuses me because an unsigned player will have a jersey but not be on a team so it’s kinda weird.

Examples are players like ardiss, nats, Jawgemo, narrate, bang. If this could addressed because it weirds me out sometimes because in some cases it’s a org the player didn’t even like when they left. Aspas for example

Who cares who wins Bangkok
The g2 team deserves a trophy they’ve worked hard
Buzz and tax deserve a trophy they’ve been due for a long time. Let’s all learn to live and appreciate the journey and hardships these 2 teams overcame to get here

I love both teams so no matter who wins I’m happy

Henbaby

Yes I’m back no need to glaze

1. If Trent wins he’s better than stax all time

2. Trace were the best group stage team they got unlucky draws

3. Whoever loses this finals will fall off the rest of year

4. If buzz wins he’s top 5 duelist all time

Bro but what about… nevermind goat😞

T1 or g2, they are going to finals

That was bumrx not the Korean super team T1, buzz almost beat optic in champs and let’s be real he wasn’t beating loud that year. This year is different he can best edg

I’m not satisfied until I see buzz lift a trophy

Sybau don’t pmo icl u pmo sm Ong cba rn bcs ts pmo sm

Shit up😢

Ofc bro

Don’t pmo

Ik bro ts s tuff icl

https://youtu.be/0tQxQHJ1h_c?si=MdkSl_OAz94xq588💔💔💔💔💔💔

C9 and eg rich
G2 broke

Ok

M8 doesn’t get to second round

Buzz doesn’t lose rematches

I knew buzz was gonna make top 3 from the start, buzz doesn’t lose rematches it’s over for you guys. T1 should’ve closed it out the first time.. it won’t happen again

Haven’t they aggro at the start of every round, how is that scared?