Na no lifes waited on brazils downfall for so long
furia are valid to hate they suck
2g are an acsension team who cares if they do bad their best player isnt 18 and they have gotten better
LOud have missed 3 events since 2022 reyk, they are only just now bad and its not even the rosters fault its the coach and management
mibr finally figured it out and got 3 great rookies and aspas, they have just been experimenting.

brazil is in the worst spots its ever been but they deserve slots in bro, you forget nrg and eg also suck as much as Loud

Keep this below 30 and I will buy everyone who downvotes $100 starting now

Me AND the entire cloudberries premier roster will do a hot tub stream

All of you scream opinions that are terrible and wrong but while believing it. It’s not even ragebait you are just dumb

he moved out of russia and shit done went left, prx seekin forgiveness
he used to frag, prx want a title to start up a business
jingg is not around, forsaken is not around
I watch him climb to the top of the game and then get to slidin down
he make it rain in this bitch, he gettin kills in this bitch
he tryna get out of prx
Something is goin' legit, something is goin' legit
Me, I'm supportin' this shit
This is a story, it came from his life and I'm just postin this shit
david is not around mindfreak is definitely not around
prx got a business plan, but something just ain't had time to write it down
Stay with jingg now, he got a man, but forsaken out of town
Soon as he out of town, soemthing hop in his whip and they ride around
I watch him climb to the top of the pole and then get to slidin', slidin'
Thought about knifin a player before, but that just ain't right, right
Look in the mirror if you wanna look at some things on the bright side
You dropped 100 you feelin' too good to worry tonight

I play this game everyday it passes the time, should i finish upgarding my walls i have 67 left, or should i just upgrade to TH15?
COC means Clash of clans btw its just slang

need to make a list of you so the mods know who to ban

I cant be henbabyH because henbabyH gets women?

I can cook really well, im a giga chad, and i make great vlr post. whats there not to like?

Some things are better left forgotten

Like Futanari? 😩🤤

Choose 3 other people for your dream rotation
I got myself, henbaby, Kirya, and butterflyeffect23

When i reject the huzz im so cool
but when the huzz reject me im a loser?

good thing the huzz love me

WE DID IT
https://imgur.com/a/win-key-ZRF0VmS

he said hi

need someone like that

Does anyone else experience this

Making my own secret society like the league of villains with Yukky called V.L.R (Virtually Limitless Ragebait) message me to join...

My stocks are growing really quickly!

Boaster is literally the cutest omg, the way he smiles after a clutch?? I’m kicking my feet rn. If he called me good boy I’d actually combust. Boaster supremacy forever

Are ara mommy, mommy? Sugoi sugoi uwu

Like Wdym your best team gets cooked by Gx and has a 30 year old and crashies😭 it’s so over for you guys

Looking for people to goon with, Emma frost is my favorite

zeek

i dont wanna wait

henbaby's departure has me thinking... will i really live on in his name for a entire year? who will inevitably come and replace me? deep thoughts huh...
veiny ahh dih

Has an amazing plot but the girls trip over in a revealing everything and always get their clothes ripped with the high pitched voice. Reminds me of Kirya

Only the Lev game matters, their just saving strats for that game. Why would they try for a game that doesn't matter? NRG dont need this to qualify

yeah its against the rules but unless there was solid proof its kinda hard to call someone out for it, evcen if they truly were match fixing it will go unpunished ( i dont think they were tho
)

Yay what u need?
crashies is what u need
Yay what u need?
Fns is what u need
Marved still what you want baby
It's not that serious
Victor still what u need baby
It's not that serious
I like the way that he shoot, I like the way that he moves
I like the way that he aim, I like the way that he improves
I live off your team and my heart beating for yay
Yay say you wouldn't die for me, I hope that that is true
Yay, how do I know if we winning, potter?
yay, how do I know if icy killing for me, potter?
derek tryna' tell me, I don't understand
Tell me what u need, yay 'll follow your demands
yay What u need
potter What u need
derek What u need, from me derek
supamen What do you want from icy, or what u need?
Or what u need
nature tryna ride in my bed like a mustang,
I got a watch on my wrist, it's a bussdown, (13-0)
I'm tryna hop on a flight out of La (toronto)
But I told yay to bring it right 'round, (yuh)
yay what you need?
derek what you need from mе?
potter what you need?
supamen what you need from me?
Yistyy, yistyy
yay what you need?
crashies is what you need,
yay what you need?
fns is what you need

Babysasuke and nutab1e don’t fw you, come q with a real alpha like myself

My candidates are
LeBron
Micheal Jordan
Lightning McQueen
Micheal Phelps
Max verstappen
Chloe kim
Wayne Gretzky
Jon jones
Khabib
Connor mcgregor
Tom Brady
Messi
Ronaldo
Usain bolt( I forgot him sorry)
Elysium
Froggy

Who is the greatest out of those? I think it’s lightning McQueen

And wonder who will be the first person to goon on it?

Is it because I’m 6’6 and nonchalant?

I go first
Elysium - abode of the blessed after death
I’m blessed💯

Assuming kru beats 100t, g2 beats c9, and Mibr and sen win out. And loud and nrg win their last games. Playoff games will look something like this I believe (not exactly)

Sen
…………. G2
C9

Mibr
…………. Kru
100t

Loud
Loser of Sen c9

Loser of mibr 100t
Nrg

You’ve stayed up late 3 different times to watch Sen lose and instead they win. Nice hate watching😹

You think I tried to ragebait? I don’t post bait this bad. I just posted something random, that is all

G2 better that is all

Sen fans are basically a cult, and cults can be religious, so being a Sen fan is basically a religion and religion is banned on vlr. Who’s with me?

But then I realized each of the players have something I don’t, I’m tired of hating let’s start enjoying VCT for what it is

60 girls is crazy, but tbh I don’t think he knew the one girl was a minor, she had to confirm to riot she was a minor which by using context clues means it was no where on her profile.

He has a type he shot and he missed 60 times

Edit: someone tell me what I said that was wrong I don’t get it

Today I celebrate the 1 year creation of the account “elysxxm” it was not the first but it will most definitely be the last

Where is my cake and my balloons? I made this to celebrate, just to highlight my time on here btw
https://youtube.com/shorts/DRjeTKPadT8?si=7YPUsSG214kQ3jYd

Elysium - abode of the blessed after death

I'm the user who came all the way from twitter for the sole purpose of baiting you. I am the user you've heard of in legends, pure bait and awakened by engagement . That's what I am. I AM THE SUPER USER, SON ELYSIUM

Elysium - the abode of the blessed after death

Don’t worry after the my cooldown era I will be the next coming of henbaby. He left it all to me and I will not disappoint…

https://www.vlr.gg/458749/im-passing-the-to-elysxxm-no-need-to-downvote-me

When should I go live

Me vs kfan
I’m immortal 1, he’s diamond 2 ex immortal

So basically he’s 76ers Paul George and I’m 2016 Steph ( for my ball fans)

Shameless https://www.vlr.gg/463683/dryad-please

It’s mild and he shouldn’t be “punished” imo, I’ll give him this, production should have never played it and says got too comfortable. He said something you say behind closed doors not thinking production would air it out.

Another day