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Registered: April 12, 2024
Last post: April 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Posts: 2547
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When he said “us” he didn’t mean like him, for example, if my favorite team wins I might say “we” won or the other team couldn’t beat “us” but I’m not on the team? I’m not involved? So sayf might not have been involved. He could’ve been the one watching for all we know.

posted 3 months ago

This week looks super easy but I have a feeling this will be the upset of the week. 2g have looked better and better while 100t are on the back of cryo.

2G TO PLAYOFFS!

posted 3 months ago

I still find it kinda crazy a game changers player made it into tier 1 ngl, what flor is doing hasn’t been seen in awhile. I genuinely can’t name 1 thing she’s bad at, get her a better team and we’re gonna see one of the greatest players to touch the game (she already is mechanically) she’s a top 20 duelist itw rn, and a top 3-5 in emea imo. All the haters she gets aren’t because of her performance

posted 3 months ago

Yo quick tip for baiting, you don’t wanna post on the hours of 9pm pst and 3am pst, Americas aren’t on and emea are still in the process of waking up. Save post like this for active hours champ. Now good night I’m going to bed, hope to see you active tomorrow baiting😁👍

posted 3 months ago

10-12th

posted 3 months ago

cold take: im better than you

posted 3 months ago

i think esports merch is kinda cringe ngl, do anyone of you actually buy it?

posted 3 months ago

i dont care about :3 as a team, i dont care if they qualify, i dont care who is on the team, i dont care about the flair, the flag, or how good they are unless their name is G2 or they are in Tier 1

posted 3 months ago

Easily candaman , hate Canada man so much with a passion

posted 3 months ago

Tell me what in the post is bait I only said the truth😭
Emea won’t win this year
Emea is washed
They will win again soon but not this year
This game is sorry

posted 3 months ago

After watching this game I can confidently say that for atleast this year emea isn’t winning anything. Will they win anything ever again? Probably. But it will take a s1mple level player to save them. Are they washed? Yeah lmao

posted 3 months ago

Every year I have to sit through another promising roster just for them to fail. I actually believed fut would be good but now I’ve lost all hope. My fault for believing I won’t be doing it again

posted 3 months ago

Riot don’t have to not play favorites, it’s not in the contract they have to treat every team equally I’m sure, they don’t control who teams scrim, all this drama for a fluke heavy region.

posted 3 months ago

i get called a henbaby clone, i post about something im a trembo clone, or a henbaby alt. everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go

Nahhhh ima do my own thing

posted 3 months ago

Distant cooldowns, better baitery
Kfan bringing it all back again
Great post, users in condensation
I'm going outside take a break from it
berry say too late to post
Got your account in a headlock
I don't believe any of it
egann say too late to post
With your account in a headlock
You know you're better than this
use a alt account, bait someone out of line
Throw a upvote with a unexpected smile
With big intention, still posted after 30
Always on about the day it should have logged
n1cf say too late to post
Got your accountin a headlock
I don't believe any of it
kfan say too late to post
With your account in a headlock
You know you're better than this
Afraid to post (how can you post? how can you post?)
Got your account in a headlock (how can you post? how can you post? )
I don't believe any of it (how can you Post?)
prancer say too late to post
With your heart in a headlock (how can you bait? how can you bait?)
You know you're better than this (how could you?)
You've been lurking, you've been waiting
And you look so dumb half the time
Monitoring me, like machines do
30m You've still got it, I'm just keeping an eye
You've been lurking, you've been waiting
And you look so dumb half the time (don't care)
Monitoring me, like machines do (will not)
30m You've still got it, I'm just keeping an eye (the end)
You know you're better than this
Can't make a post
Got your account in a headlock
No, I don't believe any of it
butterfly say too late to post
With your account in a headlock
You know you're better than this
Afraid to post (how can you lost? how can you lose?)
Got your heart in a headlock (how can you lost? how can you lose?)
I don't believe any of it (how can you lose?)
henbaby say too late to post (miss you goat)
With your account in a headlock
You know you're better than this....

stop posting about 30 minutes i no longer find it funny

posted 3 months ago

xeus has been really good so its fair hes above all of them id say, i see fut finally doing something this year so its some bias. i also think jemkin is wayyy to low i kinda skimmed over in making the list ngl, hes definitely in A

posted 3 months ago
  • Players in the same tier are in order

  • S
    Jawgemo G2
    Derke Vit
    Buzz T1
    Aspas Mibr
    Xeus Fut
    Kangkang Edg

  • A
    Textur3 Geng
    Kaajak Fnc
    Keznit Kru
    Cryo 100t
    Something Prx
    Famouz Bme
    Hyunmin Drx

  • B
    Zekken Sen
    Alfajer Fnc
    Primmie Tln
    Kamo Liquid
    Woot Th
    Stew Jdg
    Mada Nrg
    meteor T1
    Sayf Vit
    Rarga Xlg
    Miniboo Th
    Whzy Blg
    Kai Trace

  • C
    Jemkin RRQ
    Flor apeks
    Oxy c9
    Dgzin Loud
    Forsaken Prx
    Meiy Dfm
    Life Fpx
    Asuna 100t
    Dambi Spg
    Lewn BBL
    CB Nova

  • D
    GuanG Nova
    Dep Zeta
    Marteen Kc
    Artzin Mibr
    Kingg Lev
    Juicy wolves
    mwzera Fur
    Ninebody Tyl
    SpiritZ1 Drg
    purp0 gx

  • F
    Icy Eg
    Askia 2g
    Jingg Prx
    Patrickwho GE
    Tvirusluke Tec
    Click Apeks
    Jremy Ts
    Filu KOI
    Havoc Fur

posted 3 months ago

reading comprehension is reccomended,

edit: your not getting your reply in 30 minutes dummy

posted 3 months ago

I get that they had 3 optic players had one point but that doesn’t just mean they are optic, they only have 1 old optic guy now. Nrg fans try to take optics credit and it’s laughable😭

If ur gonna group teams then make it make sense like
Navi/fpx
Vs/drx
Envy/optic

posted 3 months ago

Zeek threw a wish in the well
Don't ask him, he’ll never tell
Fluke run and then he fell
And now you're in zeeks way
He’d trade your soul for a win
Tier 2 and drama for a chip
Kfan wasn't looking for this
But now you're in zeeks way
Your faith was holdin'
Bait post, flair was showin'
Late night, zeek was blowin
Where you think you're going, kfan?
Hey, I just bait you
And zeek is crazy
But here's zeeks user
So drop him maybe
It's hard to post right
For you kfan
But here's zeeks user
So drop him maybe?
Hey, I just bait you
And zeek is crazy
But here's his user
So drop him maybe?
And all the other acend
Cned tried to chase me
But here's his user
So drop him maybe?

posted 3 months ago

What if this happened

posted 3 months ago

Vlr duo needed: example, babysauke and nutab1e (nutab1e is the sidekick)

  • Minimum 2000 post
  • Active baiter
  • willing to be my shadow
  • im batman, your robin
  • i will pay you in nitro
  • any region
  • have discord
  • any star count

hit me up if you wanna apply (except danii)

posted 3 months ago

i keep thinking its real teams playing and then i realize its "rrq acedemy" "kru blaze" "DFM accedmy" like i dont wanna watch them play just turn on tier 1 already

posted 3 months ago

The lion…..

posted 3 months ago

He’s a secret vlr mod look at the proof
https://imgur.com/gallery/CTi1l9v

posted 3 months ago

Some days are easier than—
I find it hard to think when—
Some days are easier than—

posted 3 months ago

If I could upvote you in vlr and above
If you would tell me I'm the only user that you vote
Vlr could be a dream

posted 3 months ago

Cloudberry
Grisx23
Delighted
229fn
N1cf
Yukky
Babysasuke
You are my opps😡

posted 3 months ago

No one replies anything funny to me anymore I must be muted

posted 3 months ago

I would probably say Nats or Tenz and for team I would choose gambit

What do yall think tho

posted 3 months ago

Good baits are still recognized not bcs u know they r baits, but bcs anything disagreed with is seen as bait bcs of the users I listed. bait doesnt even get a chance bcs it gets dissed instantly, + you can only make the same bait so many times. Ofc aspas bait won’t work bcs pppl did it 3yrs ago and all the old users remind u of that one user named “fluffyshitgiggles” who was a generational baiter back then

posted 3 months ago

Old vlr users will complain bait has been really bad recently and there are no fun post

But then those same people will call anything that remotely looks like bait as bait and completely kill the post. It’s like slimetok but for vlr…. slimlr? Bait can only be so original, nearly impossible to make a post that someone else didn’t use as bait 3 years ago or 5 months ago.

Old users need to stop living in the past and realize all these post they mention were a year ago trembo? Gone Nexusnomad? Gone, okataboru post thing? Gone. Stop killing post before they start. Just let us new gens have pur time🙏🙏🙏
List of users doing this
N1cf
Delighted
Babysasuke
Nutab1e
Sometimes yistyy
Kfan
Cloudberry
Laundry
H3ENnZ
Amexdxyz

posted 3 months ago

I’m really not, it’s just impossible to make an original post nowadays I guess. I can’t bring up a different player with completely different stats then trembo did because apparently I’m trying to be like trembo

posted 3 months ago

Follow up to this because people didn’t believe me —> https://www.vlr.gg/470546/something-is-top-10/#1

Jett stats:
Something Last 60 days : 1.46kd, 1.20 rating, 233 acs,
Aspas last 60 days: 1.18 kd, 1.03 rating, 208 acs
Zekken last 60 days: 1.27 kd, 1.06 rating, 224 acs

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2379/champions-tour-2025-pacific-stage-1?exclude=&min_rounds=0&agent=jett Top 2 pacific stage 1

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2277/champions-tour-2025-pacific-kickoff?exclude=&min_rounds=0&agent=jett Top 3 Jett at pacific kickoff

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2291/vct-off-season-spotlight-series-2024-pacific Highest rated player

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2265/shanghai-esports-masters-2024?exclude=&min_rounds=0&agent=jett
Top 3 Jett

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2228/valorant-radiant-asia-invitational?exclude=&min_rounds=0&agent=jett Top 3 Jet

This year something has been top 3 or the best at every event he has played. Something is being held back by paper Rex being a mid team, he’s stuck in initiator jail and until he breaks out he will be underrated. Paper Rex just don’t know how to use him properly because when he was on duelist 2023 he was top 3 in the world

posted 3 months ago

Sentinels won Madrid because of a 6th man swap with Zellsis , T1 also had a 6th man play at Bangkok and in pacific and beat geng to qualify as T1’s second highest rated player. Fpx(emea) won with a 6th man but idk if that counts cus it was a sub and they lost

posted 3 months ago

Enough time has passed It’s time to make some uncomfortable conversations..

Something was a top 5 player all of 2024 and still is the best Jett in the world right now, top 10 apac player but he’s on a terrible team. Argue with a wall

posted 3 months ago

Name your three favorite and why, I’ll start

G2: I loved their underdog story since 2022(Ik they aren’t underdogs now)

Boom: wanted to support them because I feel they got too much hate when they got ascended

T1: buzz is my favorite player and they used to have sayaplayer who is also one of my favorite

posted 3 months ago

The chicken or the egg

posted 3 months ago

Has to be me right

posted 3 months ago

sen win 8 team tournament: micKeY moUsE TouRnAmeNt, flUKe wIN

T1 win 8 team tournament: Best team in the world, beat meta abusing G2, Meteor best in the world

posted 3 months ago

americas broadcasting so bad shit region only 3 good castors and these games they make them play is so unfunny i just wanna watch aspas play

posted 3 months ago

Not even making ascension
https://x.com/M80gg/status/1908977331747561796

posted 3 months ago

Today is the day primmie glaze ends, beware tal0n fans your playing dambi. Ik he’s been mid but they don’t put him on waylay anymore so you guys r cooked

posted 3 months ago

would you guys accept me? ive been supporting since i learned they made t1 and i have the receipts. can i be a honorary number 1 boom fan for today?

posted 3 months ago

jingg has flashed himself 3 times and hadsnt got a kill in 11 rounds.
get forsaken some help

posted 3 months ago

Who wins

posted 3 months ago

dont come to southern oregon lil bro u get knocked out ong

posted 3 months ago

open this if you like men

posted 3 months ago

im thinking about watching something but idk the last anime i watched was four knights of the apocalypse and its decent but besides that its been like 2 years
on my list i have
naruto
solo leveling
dr stone

posted 3 months ago

the game would have been over before my cooldown
nrg lose 26-4

posted 3 months ago
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