elysxxm
Flag: International
Registered: April 12, 2024
Last post: April 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Posts: 2547
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Do you feel it? This is what playing g2 feels like… it hurts doesn’t it? DUMB AHH TEAM LOSING TO PERFECTION GET COOKED

posted 4 months ago

todays the day

posted 4 months ago

ludwig is so dogshit stop watching him

posted 4 months ago

They have found 2 good players in 3 years with the roster approach they’re taking. What the fuck is their plan???? Just find 1 good player drop the rest repeat? DFM 2030 world champs🔥🔥🔥

posted 4 months ago

Devil couldn’t reach me So he made me enjoy licking toes for a living

posted 4 months ago

Made this for you goat https://www.vlr.gg/467927/song-for-henbaby/#1 will carry your legacy

posted 4 months ago

i didnt wanna accept it until now, these games are so boring how did this region downgrade so much. i saw a glimpse of heaven from apac and china and now americas is so boring in comparison.

posted 4 months ago

does luxko let it crust or does he wipe? or does he use a bidet? what are we thinking vlr

posted 4 months ago

Simon claw kidnapped Marvin beak and pengu and in retaliation Tim cheese was killed… but by who? Is John pork still alive?

posted 4 months ago

im supporting you guys in your game against kyeday, I BELIEVE IN YOU

posted 4 months ago

I know it’s hard to believe because all my post are so good, but I don’t actually spend 30 minutes to make them guys

posted 4 months ago

First time they’ve had 2 players in the top 5 rated in emea since 2023 and it’s crashies and boaster😭😭😭

posted 4 months ago

So like I realized I lowkey got slower and football(American) season starting soon so I’m start doing 2 mile runs everyday this is day 1. Support me guys, this means less time on vlr so it helps all of us

posted 4 months ago

Yo stop trying to be me unc

posted 4 months ago

If there’s a hoop we’re shootin

posted 4 months ago

beat the reigning world champs, get top 3 in 2/3 of their only internationals (one being their first event) made a grand final and went map 5 with a superteam. where did this narrative that they have done nothing come from

posted 4 months ago

yo remind me what drx has done internationally

posted 4 months ago

none of the songs are ai generated bro, they are real songs i just change lyrics. lock in brother i just have a 30 minute post cooldown

posted 4 months ago

the baits in the last month have been horrendous please do better, me and henbaby have been carrying lately. please do better, thank you.

posted 4 months ago

They never lost to edg with haodong? If haodong stays as a player then heretics win champs

posted 4 months ago

So heretics could win
Hereshits Flair

posted 4 months ago

Just added everyone new holy

posted 4 months ago

Do more people wipe sitting or standing up? I personally stand with baby wipes

posted 4 months ago

welcome home goat

I, I just woke up from a dream
Where henbaby had to say goodbye
And I don't know what it all means
But since he posted I realized
Wherever you post, that's where I'll follow
downvotes promised tomorrow
So I'ma reply every post like it's the last post
Like it's the last post
If henbaby was leaving, Id get downvotes for youuuuuuuu
If vlr was over and our time posting was throughhhhhhh
I'd wanna downvote you just for a while and pooooooost with a smile
If the vlr was ending, I'd get downvotes for youuu
Ooh
Ooh, lost, lost in the bait that we post
I don't even wanna do this anymore
'Cause you already know what you mean to me
And vlr's the only site worth posting for
Wherever you post, that's where I'll follow
downvotes promised tomorrow
So I'ma reply every post like it's the last post
Like it's the last post
If henbaby was leaving, id get downvotes for youuuuuuuuuu
If vlr was over and our time posting was throughhhhhhhhhhh
I'd wanna downvote you just for a while and pooooooooooooooost with a smile
If henbaby was leaving, id get downvotes for you
downvote for you
downvote for you
just for you
Oh-oh, oh
If henbaby was leaving, I'd get downvotes for you
If vlr was over and our time posting was through
I'd wanna downvote you just for a while and poooooooost with a smile
If henbaby was leaving, I'd get downvotes for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
If henbaby was leaving, I'd get downvotes for you
Ooh
I'd get downvotes for you

posted 4 months ago

goonberry A tier

posted 4 months ago

it told me to wait 30 minutes for my fortune

posted 4 months ago

why would you make me type so many o's and i's

posted 4 months ago

yeah i just added everybody name that replied

posted 4 months ago

S: kirya, prasinos, number_1_cned_fan, goonster, elysium, bronzil, yoriko, kiko, gugengkwamurmg, Wukong,

A: Aayan, cloudberry, delighted, hynix, kfan, yistyy, azzelastia, ishowmeat, vaaero, azraelmdfk, saebr, xonya, sigma777, aJAYYY, orange juice, just_some_loser, denjisideals, geospliced, baby wizard

B: gamergirl, henbabyH, z12, Frenchtoast, catNmouse, Butterflyeffect, laundry, washedradiant, atopphat, cameran, egann, alint, disastered, qiwi6, 31raven, enes, sleepingsnorlax,

C: frogger, chunk, simp4som, H3ENnz, femboyenjoyer, Dort, Gamblenats, 229fn, gemiknight, mathmaterial, clucker, Grimoire, drakath, xLeo, tempest, grisx23, conceit,

D: Revoke, sideshowbaldhead, prancer, danii, hades_loves_rb, NYANYANYANYAN, shrike, dobaridoyo, irishamingg, curly hole, badger252, hobbit,

F: uwukitten, canadaman, skibidytoiletfanhuge, jesusislord(bait), woooaimmaliiiiik, epicgamergamingepicly, NotBaka, master baiter,

yukky: yukky

i cant reply to you unless u have a comment i wanna reply to and use my 30 minutes so keep that in mind,

posted 4 months ago

i agree wholeheartedly

posted 4 months ago

This is embarrassing buddy

posted 4 months ago

every post i see about flor brings up something political or personal, lets just ban the words flor and florescent

i dont mean this in a negative way i mean like anyone who mentions flor and then follows it up with trans or something political should be banned

posted 4 months ago

put every event in Europe because it’s best for everyone. I think I speak for all Na and Sa users when I say we want better watch time for the events

Reading comprehension lock in buddy
Best for EVERYONE

posted 4 months ago

Tired of riot putting events in Asia, I have been able to watch a full event since 2023 champs. (Madrid was during school hours) put every event in Europe because it’s best for everyone. I think I speak for all Na and Sa users when I say we want better watch time for the events. Tokyo was at 9pm for me so why is every other event on Asia at 2am.

posted 4 months ago

We all know who the better team is🤷‍♂️ patitek life game first map should’ve have been 2-0. Liquid still aren’t making Toronto

posted 4 months ago

I thought it was a pretty good post

posted 4 months ago

I got banned for a week for “seeking attention” and mfers can be openly racist and remain unbanned🙏🙏🙏🙏

posted 4 months ago

just because i didn't win the 100 meter doesn't mean i'm a bad runner? why should my time matter when im not pro?

posted 4 months ago

if your name is gocartingguy105#CAR you just got shit on, i own you
belt to ass

posted 4 months ago

Wogga sigt er ke kap ooga brogga wow!!!

posted 4 months ago

https://open.spotify.com/track/4TPot2zdZDMXE8J8nkmvW3?si=zaLuCP_gS8CSyFT-Z_-EdQ

A, that's for Azzelastia
B for bronzil bait him, he like loud he won’t jump ship
C for chunk rockets got a package
D for Dort he got a script like he acting
E for Elysium he might get banned
F, that's for frogger me an frog might blast it
G, gamblenats the Gucci bandit
H, henbaby put it on now I might be passin
I (I), do not know anybody that starts with I
J stand for jawn sen fan it's not lit
K, that's for Kirya dm him if you up for some fem shit
Did so much laundry but I did the math wrong (material)
Nexusnomad got the votes, obelisk my favorite post
Prasino gonna push he talk his shit
Q stand for qwertyy I bet he’ll send a blitz
Revoke you were not invited
Simp4som post write itself moo
T, that's for Tryeue chuu don’t want him
Vaaero on my hoodie
X to the hynix drx gon squeeze
Yukky Tesla driver
Zombzino who I see every time he post something👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

posted 4 months ago

Kirya gets a job

posted 4 months ago

Aayan:Leo
Dani:Kirya
Kfan:Zeek
Z14:Any women that likes him back
Babysasuke:chronicle
Prasinos:trump
Henbaby: tenz
Cloudberry: nihso
Simp4som:femboy som

posted 4 months ago

ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH

posted 4 months ago

I couldnt find the clothes I was looking for😅🤷‍♂️

posted 4 months ago

my dog farted next to me and i got scared so i jumped out of bed cus i thought it was a ghost but then the fart made my room smell really really bad.. i think he kinda liked it though?

posted 4 months ago
  1. Kirya
  2. henbaby
  3. goonster
  4. danii
  5. prancer
  6. z14
  7. lebron
posted 4 months ago

he hasnt posted in two days... where are you goat? did something happen please answer me

posted 4 months ago
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