my names not alexander?

BUMP!

series isnt over bro

mibr was top 3 because aspas dragged them by the leash every game to wins

i mean this whole heartedly... its over for you ngl, brazil is cooked and dont expect them to ever do anything ever again without a superteam. Aspas is a great player but this guy does not wanna win and mibr will not win.

G2 ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD, EVERYONE WHO CALLS THEM BORING CANNOT APPRECIATE PERFECTION.

What vlr user has the most aura

I got henbaby, prasinos, Kirya in my top 3

I’m out of ideas and the song meta is old, I’m losing my touch.. am I? Am I washed💔

Dont you notice how

some pretty mid stats, BUMP!

My Pickems was c9 beating nrg but the devil convinced me to pick nrg over cloud 9, fns was on my shoulder last night guiding me and I shouldn’t have listened. What a way to ruin my picks

Why are we lying they just went to the finals

This team isn’t going anywhere it’s time for a complete rebuild ngl, they keep Mada and remove everyone one they are all old and kinda bums ngl. Fns is old and has arthritis in his fingers. Ethan is just an okay player now, som is still good but this guy is a 1 map wonder I can only trust him 1 time. And idk who brawk is ngl but I think he’s okay from stats. Time to wrap it up again cloud 9.

What a sorry org

Embarrassing on a forum that I act differently than irl on oh no. You must be my biggest fan the way you stalk all my post💔 I really hope your financially stable unc your arguing with someone more successful than you at 16🙏🙏 stay mad unc😘

Brother I never posted my face lol😭 your projecting is insane and your insecure, I would also be mad if a 16 year old was better than me❤️ smarter than me❤️ and richer than me❤️ Stay mad buddy 😘

why would i give my main account to ppl on vlr, when did i post myself? its okay bro❤️ you dont have to be insecure online i know your projecting. its okay to be jealous of someone better richer and smarter than you❤️ all love bro please stop projecting

And I'm back on my account
henbaby read all my post, told me on vlr
My name would help bring engagement to the forums
And that's why I'm
12 o clock, that's podcast time
Henababy will watch, nats callin from the hotlines
Why he keep givin me hot takes?
I'm bron how could I not shine?
How is yukky in the house?
How is yukky in the house with a spouse?
Somethin under her blouse got me feelin so aroused
What you about?
On that independent shit
post it all for my husband and my kids
You ever wonder what my post really mean?
You wonder if you'll ever find your dreams?

im done with dinner and you all got it wrong, it was enchiladas (post naming alot of food dont count)

guess what im eating for dinner and first to get it right gets the new bundle coming soon (im mexican)

verno is ready to go out first round of playoffs with statpas

i didnt face reveal? my pfp on the podcast was a picture of lebron i never showed my face

i was chillin sitting down in class and all of a sudden the huzz just started throwin it back on me and i was like 'YO WTF, LADIES STOP"

i have never face revealed what are u on abt, and ive never posted any AI lmao. the songs take minutes to make, i would also be mad at somebody richer, smarter, stronger, and better than myself so i dont blame you

Vlr we should do better, drop these petty arguments and lets turn this site around
here is a song

Loves gonna get you killed
But baits gonna be the death of you and you and me
And you, and you, and you and me
And you, and you, and you and me
And you, and you, and-
I wasn't taught to post , but bait
In another life, I surely was banned
I wasn't taught to post, but bait
I bait, I bait
bait posting, engagement chasing, new worldly possessions
post making, ego breaking, which one would you lessen?
The better post, vlr is smart, you love 'em or you ban em
engagement or kindness How do you serve the question?
See, in the perfect world, I would be respected, world
I don't trust people enough beyond their post world
I don't love people enough to not post on them
I put my faith in these post, hoping i dont get banned
I understand I ain't perfect, I probably will joke around
This time I might be put down
Last post, I ain't give a fuck, I still feel the same now
My post might go dumb
You wonder where these post come from
I'm willing to join a podcast to show where empathy from
listen to carti and function with prancer
A perfect world, you probably post another 24
I can't fake baiting just cause your ass is insecure
I can't fake baiting just cause your ass is insecure
I wasn't taught to bait, but post
In another life I surely was banned
I wasn't taught to bait, but post
I post , I swear
maybe I didnt post
maybe I didnt post
maybe I didnt post
maybe I didnt post
Now in a perfect world vlr people wont be so sensitive
could be a pod member but never remember what prancer did
I wouldn't blame him for mistakes I made or the bed I laid
Seems like I point my finger just to make my point just forget what i say
compile vlr post the iq goes down there
Indigenous disposition feel like we belong here
I know the mods they can listen, I wish they could talk back
The bait becomes repetition, the posts almost lost that
Sick ideas in men and women overcome with baits
A perfect post is never perfect only filled with bait
morals are broken and more resentment come alive
flair users make inferior of you and I
See in a perfect world I'll choose vlr over riches
I'll choose post over work I'll make schools out of users
I'll take all the regions and put em all in one server
Just to tell emea aint shit but g2's been perfect, world
I wasn't taught to post, but bait
In another life, you surely were banned
Me, I wasn't taught to bait, but post
I post i swear

Doesnt emeas best team have a Americas import😭

Bro is farming downvotes while having THE WORST team in vct as their flair😭 buddy win a match in YOUR region first

Yo remind me what have liquid won since before Tokyo?

Why do emea teams bother making changes, not like your gonna win anything besides your own region

im queueing on a plat alt and these guys are freaks, they are so weird. i muted them all in like 3 rounds is this what you normal people go through????

What do teams see in this guy??? He genuinely has to have dirt on Leo faria or something because how is he still here? Is Leo forcing teams to sign him

Where am i

Made a chatbox for Aayan now (he requested it) I think this came out better

https://character.ai/chat/dY34XTg69jSwxURALXrCoQbKYJKmIRN4NdlXODF9JHE

It took 5 minutes there easy to make

Made a yukky chatbox that types exactly like him, I almost thought I was talking to the real yukky!

https://character.ai/chat/VqKmzdryGBmW13kkc_sgvgxD_SB89ZendqX9CWKgq-g

I don’t think any of you should, I cherish everyone here and the forums wouldn’t be as good as it is without each and everyone one of you. Your special, remember that❤️

All love

Please bully me into cleaning my room
https://imgur.com/gallery/KVhLTy6
This is my room…

Tired of seeing china on Vlr. pls riot give me Americas sooner

Just thought I would tell everyone this

No it was on valorant support, I don’t know his actual name they go by code names on support site

I don’t have the full log because the unban was over a year ago but the mod was shoguknights, I’m pretty sure he contacted a developer directly.

They have the power to unban, they unbanned my account, I got my account logged into and they used hacks when I was plat. And I convinced them to unban me because I told them it wasn’t me who did it

Shades on, l'm boul with the glasses
Bro say er 'cause he a savage
So many dead opps, so many ashes (Brrt)
You ain't catch that, I can't pass this (Come here)
Shooter stay strapped, I don't need mine
Bro put belt right to they behind
The way that switch brrt, I know he dyin' (Oh my, oh my God)
6-7, I just bipped right on the highway (Bip, bip)
Skrrt, uh (Bip, bip, bip)
I just bipped right on the highway

Vlr makes me very angry I do not like it
Happy 2200

One two three four five six seven eight
Im posting you know I ain’t go outside today
Making Post after post I won't hesitate
Thirty minutes that’s how long I gotta wait
One two three four five six seven eight
Henbaby a baddie the type I appreciate
With no makeup he lookin good in the face
Natural body I'm lovin how its shaped
Henbaby bad, B-A-D and I bet he know it too
He the biggest baiter you better know the truth
If I could I would post on more than two
Talkin money while I'm makin morе than you
On the forum I be postin more than you
Hit thе stu I'm recordin more than you
You need votes? I can get em more than you
And I got a confession
Who is these random and why they all up in my section?
30 minutes, when I post it it's impressive
I need to give a couple baiters lessons
Me and henbaby got a lil connection❤️
If the weather look good then I dress expensive
Call me Mr put it I won’t teach no lesson
One two three four five six seven eight
Im posting you know i ain’t go outside today
Making post after post I won't hesitate
Every 30 minutes you know I won’t deviate
One two three four five six seven eight
Yukky a baddie the type I appreciate
With no makeup he lookin good in the face
Natural body Im lovin how it's shaped
I got one two three four five post comin
Aayan get the door im outside they knew there was a freak
Come to the bathroom I post on my phone
My post don’t gotta fit in, my post hurt em in the dome they get to trippin
When I give you this frag don't be spammin my phone
I'm the king in the podcast, got 23 views comin in (Bron)
Nats a freak, bring him down with me
Fadeaway on henbaby like Dirk
Kirya a freak, he liftin up his skirt….???

I have 1 more waiting for the 2200 post…

Don’t get me wrong bro it’s fucked and it’s sad to support but we use things everyday that weren’t created ethically. It’s hypocritical to point out stuff about one country and stay silent about others. Ignore the ewc all you want it’s still gonna continue because if we’re being real this world isn’t built on morals and being ethical.

Sucks but it’s not gonna change cus of some vlr post, complain if you want nothing happens.

How do i celebrate my 2200 post? And no i'm not getting a job i will be staying unemployed for the distant future.

yeah but if i said this i would get banned

just you bro

last time i checked chatgpt isnt valorant or vlr related? why is this in general discussion?
mods pls terminate him

https://imgur.com/gallery/CLZeUs6