Carpe could never be a therapist
TUYZ ON TOP
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Carpe could never be a therapist
TUYZ ON TOP
never commit a mistake, Tuyz is on standby to fulfill your role
Was forsaken ever an Assistant coach? no? Tuyz negs
Was chronicle ever an Assistant coach? no? Tuyz negs
Was mazino ever an Assistant coach? no? Tuyz negs
i might be wrong but i think he also played for the LOL roster as a sub on a offseason/exihibition match or something ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
this is borderline abuse by the org at this point
its Tuyz
give him some time and he will be LOUD's new HC and Line manager
truly an inspiration, the true flex
Yeah but because the crowd was so involved it must've felt more like "facing" the crowd rather than being observantly judged
If 2G survive until then, give them Loud's or Furia's spots
2G loses with honor, you feel like they were inches away from winning, you feel like they are improving.
forget that, its a full blown stinger if you use it correctly on a eco round
good recommendation, but i dont think you understood the premise of the post
Like, the movie that scared and disturbed you the most?
Mine is The notebook
who is pipson? (no shade i legit have never heard of that name)
...than Tuyz lmao.
Be small team duelist
Get picked up by a big org
You need to fill Pancada's shoes
You even get outshined by your rookie teammate
Finally become a staple in your role, doing a good job.
Star Player leaves. The Coach that taught you the role gets kicked.
The team immediately looks for replacements on the role you struggled to adapt (Guhrvn)
They pick up a non-duelist to do Aspas job cuz deep down they dont trust you
Dissappointing Split, but you where the most consistent fragger
Qck gets kicked, the dude you had a great friendship with (Vlogs show them specifically being great friends)
The team tries again to kick you out of own role even though you are doing a good job.
They pick up the guy you where hired to sub, "you will be flex now Tuyz"
The fucking IGL becomes the duelist because again they dont trust you to do it
Team gets manhandled, you get reassigned AGAIN, play decent for someone who hasnt played duelist in 2 years and has no util support
End of the season, Your IGL and former sentinel leave, your current coach leaves.
GET REASSIGNED AGAIN, You are now Sentinel, but with no coach to help you adapt or sentinel player to guide you
Team then HIRES A ROOKIE THAT DOES THE EXACT ROLE YOU WERE REASSIGNED TO
Entire team basically waiting for you to fuck up
Team is ass
You get benched, but you cant look for new opportunities.... why? because surprise, You are the team's new Assistant Coach
Team continues to get manhandled, but the rookie does well so maybe you can leave
Nope, the new IGL sucks so you get reassigned again, this time as Initiator and Second Caller!
For fuck's sake please someone free him, he can play in YFP for all i care just let the boy rest
Vinny is out, Tuyz is in as Flex. (who wouldve thunk it)
this however will not save loud, as much as vinny's fragging wasnt helping them, his calls were. they kept them decent atmost
now
loud will reach a new low
"we so good man, we dominating the struggling region"
i can also look strong by curbstomping a baby
No Champions (Pancada, Less, Sacy, Saadhak, Aspas)
No Ascension (Lz, Spikezin, Silentzz, Pryze, Zap)
No Masters (Sacy)
Even LEV has a VCT Americas and yall dont
did anyone expect that the players that never touched the igl role would be better than the certified ones?
EDIT: I am claiming LZ and Artzin are good, or atleast better than Vinny & Raafa
FURIA is "what if we lobotomized all of our players?"
at this point its gotta be a money laundering scheme dawg, they get hype players like heat, devalue them to the price of dirt, then sell them for used condoms
FURIA is so bad, so cursed, PRYZE (who looked kind of mid on 2G) looks like a T1 player (let me remind you 2g was BUNS)
if NRG stays the same way
2G can legitemately go to champions, not like confirmed, but they have an actual chance
cuz they will need to play G2 / MIBR / FURIA / NRG / C9 / LEV
they have chances of beating FUR+LEV+C9+NRG, they would have atleast secured their top 8 at this point.
thing is, if they beat SEN or 100T NOW.
they become middle of the board, they only need to fight for the 4th spot
we know 3 spots will probably go to G2 MIBR KRU
but is there any team that looks dominant enough to where 2G dont have a shot?
let me remind you that 2G and Sentinels are scrim buddies, so there is upset potential there.
2G is relying on LOUD to get their shit together and beat EG? It's Ascension all over again ðŸ˜
I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA
I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA
I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA
I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA
I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA
I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA
I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA I HATE FURIA
i mean at this point you gotta give them some props right?
like, they went from glue sniffers to actually looking like a decent team.
wtf happened to LOUD tho, its like KRU killed their mind and 2G stealed their corpse
KRU about to 13-0 2G
and 2G will win champions
(satire)
Boy oh boy i sure hope LOUD get a good Duelist
the org and fanbase got too prideful
their management too greedy
their players too complacent
i hope Dgzin and Lukxo get proper teammates
take cauanzin's stk's and vinny's double it and give it to lukxo
Artzin the second half merchant
Mico is telemachus right?
he also just recently made a song for valorant right?
the problem isnt her "wanting to fix players" its that the org refuse to give her system back
she had success because she had a working 10 man team, and now that academy teams are possible, she would be even more succesful, but EG to broke to invest again
2g looked like EG
not great
not bad
mid
LOUD (Management) is betfixing to support themselves. write it down, Dgzin, Pancada and possibly Cauanzin will be kicked since they can play well
not one person predicted 2g would win
i literally changed my vlr preds when zap crashed out (i thought 2g could beat loud back then)
if only i had faith in the dumbest player on 2g
https://x.com/ez98058560/status/1906479350515667401/photo/1
lz just needed peace and quiet
is it over for l0ud?
washedcada
pooyz
cow&zits
virginity
ggzin
that just sounds like LOUD are playing bad tho