cioccolat
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Registered: May 25, 2021
Last post: July 13, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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LMFAO HE GOT REJECT LED FROM F0RIA

posted 8 months ago

No, I am claiming Sentinels, FURIA, MiBr, Kru AND Lev as Brazilian.

Fuck loud

posted 8 months ago

These mfs WILL NOT be seated during the games

posted 8 months ago

he can only farm the inconsistent monkeys of t2, a man with a functioning brain can no diff havoc, take for example Com

posted 8 months ago

no more raafa, no more havoc, no more peu.

sad we had to sacrifice Dgzin and Pxs to keep those frauds out of T1 but oh well

posted 8 months ago

Give havoc a brain transplant and its over

posted 8 months ago

gotta make it clear im no singling out the sexes, im slandering both

posted 8 months ago

No you fuckers arent

posted 8 months ago

We all know you Vlr mfs can't hold an honest conversation about the "sport" of Valorant.
But generally it's because you attention seeking e-whores (male) keep ragebaiting each other

But why is it that vctwt seems fully incapable of comprehending the aspects of the sport? Any time those dipshits show up it feels like I'm sitting across the nerd table hearing them talk about what game baddie they goon to.

Legit, they only talk about which Valorant pros they want to be tongued by, like I get it, you see one of those mfs hard carrying a team, it makes you feel things, but are you that mentally incapable that the mere existence of sex completely devolves your brain to that of a scandalous cat in heat?

"Kpopfication" "misogyny" "tribalism"
No you bitch ass cunts are just severely underdeveloped

posted 8 months ago

Damn

posted 8 months ago

What do you mean? Zekken and Verno have been Brazilian for a while?

posted 8 months ago

Team Solid
Doujin Ugly Bastard type roster

posted 8 months ago

Sen Reduxx
Sen Kyu
Sen Narrate
Sen Cortezia
Sen Timotino

i dont know why Sen fans are complaining

posted 8 months ago

alot of people forget this, but Mibr isnt a full org, they are a subsect of immortals gaming which is so large google cant even evaluate thir worth
and Mibr themselves are worth millions

posted 8 months ago

could be goated?

posted 8 months ago

the trophy lust is real

posted 8 months ago

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

posted 8 months ago

Out of all the names i was expecting to read, this was the most unexpected one
made me cackle

posted 8 months ago

it makes 23 and 24 hurt even more, the roster was ass cuz the org literally didnt fucking care about them

posted 8 months ago

when the rumours came out he didnt immediately sign i thought it was an obvious possibility
Zekken wants to win
Zekken loves Sacy
Aspas and Verno want to win
Aspas seems to always have a run on champions and is held back by teammates
Kaplan had an unfortunate meta-read
fRod always has atleast a decent read

posted 8 months ago

alot of people forget this, but Mibr isnt a full org, they are a subsect of immortals gaming which is so large google cant even evaluate thir worth
and Mibr themselves are worth millions

posted 8 months ago

Sacy was on his stream when talking about roster movements, when mentioning Mibr he simply said "2026 will be great"
When asked about the Zekken Verbal Agreement he said "im not getting involved with that rumour", which considering his style is actually confirmation he was involved. (that bald headed stud always does that, he openly lied when asked if was joining sentinels before the announcement)
Also when you take into account Sacy's influence on Zekken and how much Zekken glazes him it makes sense

posted 8 months ago

i just want my Goatzin to win atleast a VCT americas

posted 8 months ago

Zekken / Aspas / Chronicle / Verno

wtf is this

posted 8 months ago

there was some sort of conflict that divided the team with Verno and Aspas on one side and Artzin Xenom on the other.
Cortezia sided witn Art and got RF/A

posted 8 months ago

I just wanna say, im so happy i was right.

Apparently one of the main reasons Zekken accepted was Sacy's involvement on the deal. Sacy might come back as MIBR's AC.
And to the people confused, this move makes sense on Zekken's part, we know he has Trophylust, he is always the one criticizing his own team when they lose. It makes sense that out of the available options he would chose an Org with structure, a Great coach and most importantly Trophy Lusting teammates.

I just hope they dont turn out like G2 and TH, "the superteam that never fucking wins"

posted 8 months ago

Furia might mog loud ngl

posted 8 months ago

Zekken has made it pretty clear he is infatuated with winning, and everytime SEN lost Zekken was the first one with harsh words
It makes sense he would want to Join Aspas an Verno who are known to also have trophy lust

posted 8 months ago

He will be sent to Rio de Janeiro

posted 8 months ago

MiBr Aspas
MiBr Verno
MiBr Mazino
MiBr Zekken
MiBr Nats

posted 8 months ago

As a a Level 20 Brazilian
I hereby decree Inspire forgiven from his crimes against the Brazilian crown.

The evidence presented:
https://x.com/inspire_val/status/1981047529744510980?t=RcOGLvY-Rk5J18AcHThGhg&s=19

Confirms good character and a body of sound mind.
This forgiveness reinstitutes rights previously withheld such as eligibility for honorary citizenship, access to Brazilian Baddies and good PR with sane br fans (Loud fans excluded as they are subhuman demonic beings)

posted 8 months ago

Literally can only find success if the duelist is insane levels of cracked
Spike
Aspas
Dgzin

and even then bum ass fucks like urango, shaw, mazin, koy, xenom and stk drag them down

posted 8 months ago

i think Ion2x is a better player, but unfortunately he didnt get the title of black valorant player of all time

posted 8 months ago

Damn i got tricked by the lighting

posted 8 months ago

Congrats on him for being the second NA black valorant player of all time, unfortunately Paint was the first.

Apparently the lighting lied to me, hes indian, paint remains the only ever black valoranter

posted 8 months ago

Yeah? is he actually good? he was pretty mid on elevate?

posted 8 months ago

Furia fans

posted 8 months ago

CG5 looking ahh

posted 8 months ago

why do you not favour the 3rd team then? is ativik and jow too old?

posted 8 months ago

brazilian here, ive been thinking about how unstable south america's region is on valorant
so i wanted you guy's opinion on a few latam only roster i cooked up for t2, my aim here is to make a latam team that could do a run on the new 2026 system and get to champs or atleast VCT Americas Top 4

Mephisto / Nicomachine / Tinchoff / Melser / Shyy
Mephisto / MiradaNinja / Nicomachine / Adverso / Erde

Erde / Ativik / Mephisto / Nicomachine / Jow (Personal Favourite)

posted 8 months ago

Siduzord is the only one thats worth anything on that roster

posted 8 months ago

So, how are Sentinels fans feeling about possibly picking up Cortezia?
I mean, if they manage to keep Zekken, or make an actual fire roster, this could be a ressurection of the team no?

posted 8 months ago

Remember folks, Pxs had never touched the initiator role before brutally molesting Loud with 2G

posted 8 months ago

Get 2G, the org is leaving the Valorant scene so it's a rare skin

posted 8 months ago

Could be

Artzin
Cortezia
Alym
V0ra
Timotino

posted 8 months ago

fucking stupid

posted 8 months ago

The movie is mild slop but songs are good

posted 8 months ago

There are lots of plays where you can tell Verno was an inch away from calling ICE on Xenom lmao

posted 8 months ago

What commiserations?

posted 8 months ago

Riot saw Ohnepixel was watch partying Valorant and decided to pander to the virgin reddit CSGO purists

posted 8 months ago
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