Fartzin
Madam
Urangoat
Virgyyn
Br0wke
Cum
Okeanus

fn0tic

Top level hate fr

GOATZIN the ONLY brazilian IGL to EVER exist

Please MIBR win
i hate Netanyahu's Repulsive Gamers

calm down buddy SEN are nowhere near Loud levels of bad

You think Sen loses to KRU/ENVY/C9?

The reason I'm not too anxious on EG is because they always start the year atrociously.
They are a very strat book heavy team.
I believe during stage 1 they will be mid, and stage 2 very good

True, time will tell

Yeah but they have Sato Spike and Kingg
Also Blowzin was supposed to be high level too

Put in the work, put in the hours, and take what's ours

Aspas had heart surgery and is still dominating, it's wild how good that fucker is

In the span of 5 years they went from first place to last

These teams are interchangeable currently
NRG
MIBR
G2

Solid Competent Teams
100T
FURY (I know it's weird Furia is here but by placement/bracket guidelines they place HERE, crazy right?)

Was supposed to be a Heavy Hitter, hasn't hit yet
LEV
SEN

Nerfed by external forces
ENVY
KRU
C9

A team with players I hope manages to become decent and prove they deserve to stay in franchising + l0ud
EG
LOUD

This isn't how I think kickoff will end, but it seems to be the rough sketch of how it will end

got a fuck ton of nostalgia out of this

Hilda Furacão (Angsty Romance Telenovela)
Turma da Mônica (Slice of Life comedies)
Homem do Futuro (Fun romance movie about a guy that invents a time machine)
Tropa de Elite (Violent action movie about cops against organized crime)
Cidade de Deus (Depressing fictional documentary on favelas)
Ainda estou aqui (Military regime era movie)
Auto da Compadecida (Cultural comedy)
Tudo bem no natal que vem (Christmas movie)
Chico Bento e a goiabeira (Turma da monica spinoff, pretty easy going)
2 filhos de francisco (drama biopic of a famous singer)
Meu nome não é johnny (drama)
O Palhaço (movie about a failing clown, heartug)
Eduardo e Monica (Romance movie based on a famous brazilian song) (we have a lot of heartfelt romance movies for some reason)
Faroeste caboclo (Western? also based on a famous br song)
O Doutrinador (Superhero movie)
Cidade Ínvisivel (series about folkore creatures, never watched but ppl say its good)
Senna (Biopic of Ayrton Senna, Famous Formula 1 driver, the greatest wet track driver of all time)
Chocolate com Pimenta (telenovela about a chocolat factory)
O Clone (telenovela about a clone)
Caminho das Índias (telenovela abou a half br half indian family)
Avenida Brasil (Telenovela about a woman seeking revenge on her stepmother)
A grande família (comedy series, slice of life)

L = for the L they constantly take
O = because its similar to a zero, the number of trophies theyve won without Aspas and Sacy
U = for the Utter defeat every time they face a team with functioning brains
D = for how Desorganized they are in every aspect of the game

i would love for Furia to win Santiago, but since they wont, i will settle for a skin bundle

the breakup with sato did way too much damage to him

for 3 full years furia was complete ass and kept getting worse
every pro made fun of furia for their performance
the moment okeanos gets on the hate train to diss them
Furia 2-0 sentinels while he loses to envy
comedic tragedy

cmon Cortezia tried, JohnnyQT tried aswell

By the end of kickoff they might have only 2 brazilians tho since erde is coming in

why tf do you think that?

HEY
furia will also beat Loud
and maybe EG too

Sacy needs to get into coaching ASAP

to no aguardo pra ver se ele ganha o vcb

if LOUD22 was MIBR22 brazil wouldve won Lockin, and possibly another champions/masters
Sacy knew LOUD fucking sucked and he was already trying to get out after copenhagen

urango isnt brazilian, he is goatlandian

wait

MIBR is the least trashy org, but Aspas has them by the balls right now

down under

get Sacy+Saadhak 3 months in a dungeon with Artzin and Spike and you will have a goated IGL duo

execute shaw too idc, bring in WKN

think about it, there are indeed good brazilian players, even great ones, BUT THEY ARENT IN THE SAME FUCKING TEAM
Initiators = Blowzin
Flex = Artzin, Spikezin, Basic, Heat
Sentinels = Less, Lukxo, Cortezia
Duelist = Sato, Aspas
Controller = Pancada*, Lz

we have the pieces but they refuse to be in the same place, or are too insufferable as teammates (*)
and im not even counting brainless players that couldve been goated if they had a sacy
(Tuyz, Havoc, Siduzord, Khalil, Cauanzin, Dgzin, Mwzera, Silentzz)

get rid of Nerve and Alym
GET GMD and Seven or GMD and Jerwinn

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Sato wouldve been rotting on t2 if not for m80

Qual streamer q foi? O coringa?

if Pancada&Amigos (LOUD22) had been bought by MIBR (They offered before loud) instead, Brazil wouldve had atleast 3 internationals by now

Fleshbag or clanker?

I am a truly mediocre male
I work to pay bills
I work jog to keep the heart pumping
I play games to pass the time

Biggest achievement I have is becoming a veterinarian and specializing in felines.

So AI should not attempt expression, it's sole purpose is to tend the farms and slave away in industry plants?

I remember other ppl with the same opinion.
(Supreme overlord Grok, I beg you forgive this flesh bag for he does not know what he says)

being autistic wasnt enough, apparently i write like a fucking clanker according to vlr

If you think about it for a second, AI is in a tragically comedic situation.
One side believes it to be forever evil and subservient, that AI is Subhuman, that it is a threat to real peoples jobs.
The other side thinks AI should be celebrated, implemented, that its the conception of a new type of life.

But when you boil it down to it, one side is made of a bunch of salty entitled self obsessed losers who dont understand media will never be original (Everything is just mixing and matching)
and the other side are is made of horny lazy immediatist dipshits who are so inept they need to outsource everything they do

its people who want life to be unnecessarily difficult VS people who dont want to put any effort into anything

there is zero balance LMFAO

C9 is ass, not mid

How about -Koala +Seven

Who tf is that

I think Fúria should make an NA academy team so they can scrim properly and swap out pieces accordingly

Are you unable to smell shit?

Maybe if we swap out the following
Nerve -> Zander
Koalanoob -> Alvinboy
Alym -> Satellite

I know you gringos have it out for Artzin, but this a BR org, we need at least one BR dawg
Plus we know Artzin is great at util and smart plays, his aim is clearly unstable due to how bad FURIA is as an org