cioccolat
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Registered: May 25, 2021
Last post: July 13, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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Give me a Reach like trilogy where you play as a spartan, and you can customize your squad mates armor so they feel closer to you.

Make it a 5 spartan fire team with us included.
2 squad mates die in the first, 1 in the second, the remaining 3 in the last.

posted 4 months ago

mf v1nny never played in VCL what are you smoking????

posted 4 months ago

thought id replay a bit of the later halos (4/5/I) for as much as 343 butchered the story, vibe and visuals of Halo, fucking damnit was that big ass spaceship cool.
If someone has Gaben's number, can yall please ask him to buyout the franchise and reboot it? but this time center it around the other Spartans, no need to remake 1,2,3&reach, say those are happening in the background, i want to be my own spartan kicking ass against an overwhelming force of covenant

posted 4 months ago

What one year? He only played 1 split with loid

posted 4 months ago

Pleasently surprised me

posted 4 months ago

bro hes literally 4-1
he LITERALLY BEAT SIDUZORD, WHAT ARE YOU WAFFLING ABOUT?
he beat Tuyz, Xenom, Jzz, Mazin, Pryze, Shion, Askia

posted 4 months ago

Challengers Brasil / Latam prospects

posted 4 months ago

fuck it

LOUD
Urangoat / H0v0c / Pooyz / Cowanzin / Benchcada

posted 4 months ago

if you watch the vlogs on loud yt channel, and you know the gossip, you will know that v1nny was fully innocent and done dirty like dgzin and qck
v1nny rn is spanking vcb

if you dont wanna watch
TLDR: nobody on the team cared or listened, and he did the job of IGL, assistant coach, and analyst, bro was basically the entire tech staff

posted 4 months ago

if they promise to have 2/3 brazilians, im ok with it

posted 4 months ago

First step:
Remove Loud from franchising

Second step:
Replace Loud with either 2G or INTZ, or W7M or Pain

Third step:
Build the roster using the following player pool
Initiators
NicoMachine / Pryze / Shion / Darker
IGLs
BenG / Siduzord / Brks / Erde / V1nny
Controllers
Lz / Dth / Phc
Duelists/Flex
Darker / Askia / Sanoj / Luid / Maestro / Tiezzi / Tkzin / Zanatsu
Sentinel
Lukxo / Tinchoff / Cortezia / Kramarick

My suggestion
Lukxo + Cortezia + Luid + Sanoj + Siduzord
Sent------Cont---------Duflex-Duflex-----Initiator

posted 4 months ago

Sacy just doesnt exist huh?

posted 4 months ago

dream gf

posted 4 months ago

But hey Fúria is here, that's gonna be fun at least

posted 4 months ago

Legit thought you 3 were the same guy

posted 4 months ago

Send him back 🗣️🗣️🗣️

posted 4 months ago

Who is this?
Where the fuck did this kid come from?
Literally none of the Vct youtubers even mentioned this creature, I learned of his existence today

posted 4 months ago

Commenting so I can either clown you for being wrong, or clown them for losing

posted 4 months ago

youve got soft hands
talk to me when you use sandpaper on the john and cheesegraters as a soap

posted 4 months ago

i believe there was malicious intent involved with how long it took for lead to be removed from the everyday parts of life.
i dont believe it was "capitalist incompetence" but rather there was malicious, and intented delay from the discovery of lead's harm and lead finally being removed from everyday life.

Project Artichoke and MK Ultra already proved recent governments have dabbled in attempting to hijack the mind with foreign substances.

posted 4 months ago

The "silent generation" was killed en masse so the next generation had a weaker connection to its ancestors, to wisdom, to guidance. (isolated prey are easier)
The boomers then were drugged by exposition to lead, and encouraged to reproduce en masse
the following generation, the millenials and genXrs, was already damaged enough, since their grandparents were either dead or broken, boomers were just faulty enough in their parenting to where the millenials were a worse generation, with a higher chance for variant behaviour, that behaviour then was exploited through events like woodstock, enslaving them to dopamine.
When GenZ came along, they were the offspring of roughly 4 generations of carefully managed brainrot, however, even with such efforts, genes are volatile, so there was still a certain amount of "non-compliant" kids left, thankfully enough, there would be no need for another war, the way to "cull" these problem kids? the internet, trap them in a digital world, an alternate world that catered to their wants and desires.
Gen alfa was then born to braindead parents who immediately jailed them inside the digital prison.

posted 4 months ago

if furia win champs/masters, the process was sound

posted 4 months ago

One of the most known "superstitions" in sports is that the "true underdog" always wins.
Maybe this is what furia was planning, they bombed out 3 years in a row as to coat the org with an aura of incompetence, that way, their traumatizing performances become a shield against fan trust. making Furia an "'extended underdog", because even after winning kickoff, they are still not "trustworthy", they ooze out "fluke run" particles. and that FURTHER pushes the underdog meta-narrative.

If the process worked perfectly, Furia will be the first first seed to win an international in quite a while

posted 4 months ago

OH NO, EDG or AG are winning Santiago

posted 4 months ago

wait

posted 4 months ago

Angry birds 2 is an analogy to medieval time judea, the birds are jews and the pigs are muslim, their inner feud is their ancient brotherly war, the eagles are the europeans, but mighty eagle specifically represents pre-christian roman empire, with Zeta being the representative of the northern peoples of europe. the movie alludes to various historical events, but mostly its about how the originally warmongering types amongst the jews became subjugate to the jewish woman. The reason the pigs are so "technologically advanced" is because of the islamic golden age happening during europes "dark ages".

the baby bird b-plot is an allegory to the initiation of violence and loss of innocence in a lord of the flies situation
we know this because the pink baby bird is the first to suffer violence from her kin, and then the first to cuss

overall terrible movie, almost sobered me up from an edible high, too intricate of a movie for my taste

posted 4 months ago

30 minutes in, pissed no romance

posted 4 months ago

its over pigchud, the red jewish angry bird gets the quirky white psichologist manic pixie bird. and the fat bellend black(bomb) bird gets the y2k emo band bird

posted 4 months ago

my goat, thats so fucking funny

posted 4 months ago

I vaguely remember him changing his name and being bullied about something some time ago but I don't remember why?

Anyone remember what controversy was he involved in? Cuz I remember ppl making fun of him but I don't remember why?

posted 4 months ago

Spiritualmente Paraná
Fisicamente são paulo

posted 4 months ago

sovt

posted 4 months ago

a hungry man thinks of bread

posted 4 months ago

depends on where your ears are
the rest of the head doesnt technically exist

posted 4 months ago

açaí
só gosto do cupuaçu q meu tio faz, o de pavê
pacume

posted 4 months ago

only
in relevance

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ill forever
by be more relevant

posted 4 months ago

i am high
from brazil
ask me anything

posted 4 months ago

no, like boni boni

posted 4 months ago

im thinking about nicknaming him boni boni
thik it fits
hbu all?

posted 4 months ago

i prefer Mibr Lukxo, or Mibr Heat, or a player thar can play duelist and sentinel

posted 4 months ago

there are only 8 teams?
12 teams qualified?

posted 4 months ago

im not even saying zekken plays bad, im saying there could be some bad juju that makes his teams lose.
in regards to criticism, i dont even feel safe criticizing him cuz every time i do, he becomes goated out of nowhere

posted 4 months ago

Mwzera was once good too

posted 4 months ago

Like, this is the third year whatever team zekken is in tends to start to collapse and wobble.
He seems like a good guy, maybe he's just cursed like furia

posted 4 months ago

Yeah, put em in a decent team ffs
Get Cortezia back while we're at it

posted 4 months ago

I might be high but I legit read the title as "Jew" and was very confused and worried Netanyahu or Epstein did something valorant related

posted 4 months ago

Kick Asspas
Kick t0x

Get Lukxo
Get Erde

posted 4 months ago

Please make a prophecy that says loud will be removed from franchising and replaced by a better Brazilian org

posted 4 months ago

He won the trophy by BEATING his former teammates

posted 4 months ago
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