cioccolat
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Registered: May 25, 2021
Last post: May 27, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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there are only 8 teams?
12 teams qualified?

posted 3 months ago

im not even saying zekken plays bad, im saying there could be some bad juju that makes his teams lose.
in regards to criticism, i dont even feel safe criticizing him cuz every time i do, he becomes goated out of nowhere

posted 3 months ago

Mwzera was once good too

posted 3 months ago

Like, this is the third year whatever team zekken is in tends to start to collapse and wobble.
He seems like a good guy, maybe he's just cursed like furia

posted 3 months ago

Yeah, put em in a decent team ffs
Get Cortezia back while we're at it

posted 3 months ago

I might be high but I legit read the title as "Jew" and was very confused and worried Netanyahu or Epstein did something valorant related

posted 3 months ago

Kick Asspas
Kick t0x

Get Lukxo
Get Erde

posted 3 months ago

Please make a prophecy that says loud will be removed from franchising and replaced by a better Brazilian org

posted 3 months ago

He won the trophy by BEATING his former teammates

posted 3 months ago

I didn't watch breeze, holy shit they were that far behind? Holy resilience

posted 3 months ago

HE ALMOST BEAT M80 AND TSM TOO LMFAOOOOO

posted 3 months ago

i mean, his first few maps were pretty rough tbh
if koalanoob and artzin werent on such heaters at the start alym couldve possibly never found his footing

posted 3 months ago

why are the kyedae threads still up

posted 3 months ago

pretty slow ngl

posted 3 months ago

it sucks that there isnt a decent team in need of a cracked sentinel in americas

posted 3 months ago

Airball of the century

posted 3 months ago

tell me one good song that mf made in the last 3 years

posted 3 months ago

in what fucking context would anyone use that Savage song by aespa? that shit is TRASH
i get a better experience by listening to hyperbaiter

posted 3 months ago

can anyone explain to me why the current majority kpop songs sound like frankenstein abominations of music?
The older one either were annoyingly catchy or were literally just a regular song in a known genre but sung in korean.
The current ones sound like sound collages with dubstep kinks all over it, and thats not even mentioning the Godawful random english words with zero context or the weird hip-hop segments that transition into melodic segments with a background sound equivalent to hearing a robot rape a pressure cooker.

What the fuck happenned? the songs arent even generic pop enymore, they sound like what a grandma would describe experimental techno+reggaton sounds like

posted 3 months ago

Epstein islanders are running VCT, that's why they have the +18 rule, to keep the young players in the island

posted 3 months ago

It depends, Frieren is very good at what it does
Problem is that if you don't like what it does, you won't like Frieren.
A horror movie can be the best horror movie ever, someone who dislikes horror will still dislike it

posted 3 months ago

John Riot was on the island confirmed

posted 3 months ago

To all who are aware, it has been shown recently that Jeffrey Epstein was responsible for pushing microtransactions in videogames, this is worrying.

Why is riot still expecting money for battle pass skins? Why are they still maintaining a system made by such an evil person?
Is riot pro-pedophilia?

Very bad

posted 3 months ago

Timezones vro

posted 3 months ago

Aspas
Eeiu
Neon
Cryo
Lukxo

posted 3 months ago

if my goat continues to be washed he might end up on the fart fetish org

posted 3 months ago

Babybay, Koalanoob, Demon1, all made comebacks
why cant a known good player like heat do aswell?

posted 3 months ago

dawg Heat was always good, he only looked bad on that collapsing dumpster fire that was pre-admin reform furia

posted 3 months ago

forgive me i do not know enough NA ball

posted 3 months ago

it seems it takes alot of humility to do that

posted 3 months ago

thx

posted 3 months ago

The teams below do not need changes:
Mibr / Nrg / Furia / G2 / Lev / 100T

The teams below have extenuating circunstances that stop me from properly suggesting fixes:
Kru / Envy

The teams below need changes:
C9 / SEN / EG / LOUD

SENTINELS
-Kyu -Narrate
+JonahP +Demon1

LOUD
-Cauanzin -Pancada -Virtyy
+Siduzord +Erde +Heat

EG
-Supamen -Okeanos
+Zerona +Satellite

C9
-Xeppa
+Chloric

posted 3 months ago

what did he say

posted 3 months ago

look, im still not convinced they will stay great, but here are some clear reasons why they are good right now

  • Reliable "Op"er [Every decent team needs someone who can lock down angles with the op]
  • Player Quality [Furia has players that have good aim, maybe they wont have the best aim forever, but they have enough aim for what they plan to do]
  • Team Sinergy [The players clearly have sinergy and trust, leading to better teamwork and more coordinated teamplay]
  • Meta Follower [They aren't trying to redefine the meta or create a new one, they just play whats strong]
  • Clear Hierarchy [The previous Furia lineups didnt have a clear and effective management, players had too much say while coaches had too little]
  • Underdog Mentality [All of the players in the team have an above average desire to win and prove themselves, so they put in more effort]
  • Gun Abuse [Enemy team on half shields? buy outlaw, defending close quarters? shotguns]
  • Properly Developed Roster [This roster unlike the previous ones, was fully trialed, no unwarranted nepotism, and even after trialling, they played as much Offseasons they could]
  • Consistent Scrims [They are always scrimming and VOD reviewing, they want to improve]
  • Clear Fundamentals [You can see in the gameplay, they trade, they save, they play safe, they wait, they bait, they totem, they hold each others hand on site]
  • Adaptive Gamestyle [They actually change their setups and react to plays, they have good strat basis but also are decent enough to build upon the stratbook in real time]
  • Focused Coach [On Shaw's YT page, he mentions how players need activities that dont evolve into chores (dating,gym,videogames), something outside that truly removes them from the competitive stress, which is why he encourages them to do other things outside trainning, dating, gym and video games]

Now, this doesnt mean that Furia is the best team in the world, or that they "cracked the code", all of this is funnily enough very well-known by pros, Furia is just one of the teams that are currently with the full checklist.
Maybe a new patch will break their strat book, maybe some drama will start between players, maybe someone gets sick. i dont know, im afraid, i want Furia to continue to be good, but while they are good, these seem to be the clear reasons why.

posted 3 months ago

Lev?

MIBR?

FURIA????????????????

WHY??

posted 3 months ago

Erde - Controller
JonahP - Initiator/Flex
Heat - Flex/Duelist
Demon1 - Duelist/Flex
Lukxo - Sentinel

posted 3 months ago

Erde - Controller
JonahP - Initiator/Flex
Heat - Flex/Duelist
Demon1 - Duelist/Flex
Lukxo - Sentinel

posted 3 months ago

Loud

Demon1
Heat
JonahP
Lukxo
Erde

posted 3 months ago

Brazil is a nationality not an ethnicity dude, southern brazilians are white as fuck, theres a fuckton of chin/jap/kor+eans on São Paulo, indigenous dominate the northwest region while black dominate the northeast region

posted 3 months ago

That "ive may got zero kills but i can still clutch against yall" was pristine
beautiful.
i am brazilian, thank you, loud needs to be fully humiliated

posted 3 months ago

Isnt furia half canadian?

posted 3 months ago

List of great br players

Cortezia
Sacy
Aspas
Sato
Verno
Artzin

posted 3 months ago

Please, the problem is so clearly management it hurts
why keep such a dogshit org with dogshit teams? even saadhak husseim left those fuckers for KRU

posted 3 months ago

Furia has 4 brazilians in it
Shaw + Kamino + Artzin + Basic

Mibr has 3
Aspas + Verno + Zekken

posted 3 months ago

se forçar mais tu prolapsa man

posted 3 months ago

Canada + Brazil fusion

posted 3 months ago

fym i went to high school with them back in cascavel-pr

posted 3 months ago

the buff black dude?

posted 3 months ago

maybe Nandim or happy?

posted 3 months ago

-mada
-ethan
-keiko
-skuba
-brawk
-bonkar

+boostio
+urango
+fns
+ardiss
+governor/net
+stk

posted 3 months ago
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