cioccolat
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Registered: May 25, 2021
Last post: May 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Dgzin is an insane Jett too dawg, he literally made his fame on raze aswell

posted 15 hours ago

Will we be able to see the Sen EG game?

posted 21 hours ago

Cortezia deserves playoffs unlike that deadweight

posted 2 days ago

not a Sen fan, but HOLY SCAM

Ethan intentionally dheating is outright matchfixing on Riot's part
what? EVERYONE knew it was a Tech pause but he just continues to stroll the map while everyone on his team is standing still?
Its not even a gentleman's agreement, its stated in the laws of vct you cant do that lmfao
either remake the match on another map or forfeit the game altogether to Sentinels cuz that was shameful

EDIT: i just remembered he had that "look at his mouse" moment so this behaviour inst actually surprising

posted 2 days ago

Brutally mogg actually decent teams (G2,LEV)

Proceed to get manhandled by dogshit teams with barely any substance (Envy/C9)

posted 3 days ago

Verno can't handle the calling
Tex is shit

ASPAS is a bum

posted 3 days ago
  • Solo calling problem, Vernon & Aspas took Artzin's contributions for granted
  • Superficial Stratbook, they are over reliant on individual talent
  • Low Team play cohesion
  • Support role mismatch, MIBR has a lack of support role, sometimes it's mazino, sometimes it's Verno, alot of the time it's Tex, even though that's not the sentinels purpose
  • Aspas is too stiff, where is waylay? Why are you playing jett? Neon and PHOENIX are the meta, this pattern has been repeating since 2022 (Loud didn't play chamber cuz aspas didn't know how and neither did Less which is acceptable since Less was a defensive rifler not an oper)
posted 2 weeks ago

trust me bro

posted 2 weeks ago

but either Sentinels or EG arent
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posted 2 weeks ago

In the open call he said: "para de peidar galera" which translates literalçly to "stop farting guys"
the Meaning translation is "stop backing out of execs"
but its funny cuz of the word
Pooanzin stinks confirmed

posted 3 weeks ago

hes very flexible

posted 3 weeks ago

good pick, forgot abt him

posted 3 weeks ago

zero colombians in vct

posted 3 weeks ago

i hope the 2027 subterritory division is brazil +latam cuz i feel like separating the two has been harming latam talent from developing, i mean, at a regional perspective when was the last time a latam team that ISNT KRU/LEV won against a brazilian team? which i dont believ latam talent is worse than brazilian talent, but i does feel like they suffer from worse structure

i feel like mixing it up would better develop the players

posted 4 weeks ago

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

posted 4 weeks ago

u cooked with that slander nick

posted 4 weeks ago

it was such a clear read, Alym cooked so well

posted 4 weeks ago

Brazil
Artzin / Sato / Lukxo / Blowzin / Less

Chile
Kingg / Mazino

Colombia
Darker

Argentina
Dante / Saadhak

USA
Ethan

Canada
Eeiu / Mada

posted 1 month ago

So afaik the only countries that have enough players to field teams are
Brazil / Argentina / Chile / Colombia / USA / Canada

Who would y'all put on each?
after yesterday all I know is Darker is definitely on colombia
In order it will be Sentinel/Controller/Flex/Initiator/Duelist, with a º being the igl

Brasil
Lukxo / Artzinº / Spikezin / Blowzin / Sato
USA
Leaf / Valyn* / Jawgemo / Brawk / Zekken
Canada
???? / Koalanoob / Voraº / Eeiu / Mada
Argentina
Neon / Saadhakº / ???? / ???? / Dante
Chile
Shyy / Erde / Kinggº / Mazino / Keznit
Colombia
???? / ???? / Darker / ???? / ????

posted 1 month ago

Unironically Com can stay if there aren't any goated options, cuz COM is really good at útil and game sense, it's his aim that FNSesses him.

posted 1 month ago

This match was essentially a 3v4 since Virtyy, Cauanzin and Eggster were hot dogshit

posted 1 month ago

I mean why tf would you get victor

posted 1 month ago

Woman ass or man ass?

posted 1 month ago

How is Cortezia doing? Did he get his groove back? Is my micro goat washed? Was he at least mid?

posted 1 month ago

This Artzin slander is so unnecessary

posted 1 month ago

Am I crazy for thinking Its weird that if I google my lawyers name pictures of them near naked pop up on social media? Am I the only one that feels like this is weirdly uncomfortable? I feel like it's the equivalent to walking in an office and the boss is wearing a speedo.

posted 1 month ago

VCT Desatualizado is the bigger one (Its insanely funny how much this guy leaks stuff under coded posts)

posted 1 month ago

Its still a rumour, but according to some leakers Lukxo and Cauanzin had a fight

posted 1 month ago

Just to update you, apparently Loud is dropping Cauanzin as well

posted 1 month ago

i literally never saw a PRX fangirl in the wild, only the jersey-wearing ones in the livestreams amidst the crowd, they never really did something annoying in my experience.

NRG fangirls on the other hand, are a cancer to the community, you put a few non-hideous players in a trophy winning team and suddenly you get goonette pandemic, ive seen mimi/dryad simps more well-behaved

posted 1 month ago

I CANT READ SINGAPOREAN SO IT DOESNT AFFECT ME 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

posted 1 month ago

PLEASE, PLEASE, DONT LET G2 EARN A TROPHY, DONT LET NRG FANGIRLS BECOME EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN THEY ALREADY ARE, PLEASE, THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT GRAND FINALS.
PRX DESERVE 2 TROPHIES
NONGSHIM DESERVES ONE TROPHY
EITHER OUTCOME IS PERFECT

posted 1 month ago

Finally got around to playing Halo infinite, got the desire to discuss it, see what the community thought about it, where could i do that? well i guess there's reddit (havent been there for atleast 10 years atp), unfortunately there isnt any VLR-like forum for Halo.

The cunts deleted my post, i knew reddit was ass, but deleting a basic ass post abt halo lore is so weird

posted 2 months ago

im superstitious

posted 2 months ago

the magic ran out, Furia aint winning any match anymore, it was good while it lasted

posted 2 months ago

Furia Vs Kru? furia isnt winning, they have saadhak and less!
Furia vs SubKru? furia isnt winning still, they looked dogshit in the offseason!
Furia vs Sen? furia isnt winning, they barely beat a sub team, plus sen has Johnqt and Cortezia!
Furia vs G2? cmon even if they beat a crumbling sen, they are at best mid, G2 is the real deal, a top contender, furia cant win!
Furia in the grand finals of kickoff? unfortunately this is too young a team, they will lose all three GFs
Furia vs Mibr? look, Furia may be a decent team, but G2 was just on an offday and furia's momentum scrapped them a win, Mibr is a superteam! Artzin is not beating Aspas!
Furia vs Prx? <----- You are here

atp idek if i believe my own brain, furia shouldnt be winning but they do, why would PRX be any different?

posted 2 months ago

chloric plays initiator?????

posted 2 months ago

Do you guys have any new Initiator prodigies on Challengers?
im not watching so i dont know exactly, but from what ive seen on vlr the majority of your Challengers Initiators are either PermaYorus or IGL/initiators, which usually mean they are a bit behind aimwise, which if thats the case it doesnt make a lot of sense to replace Kyu on Sen
are there any prodigies i dont know about?

posted 2 months ago

limited agent pool

posted 2 months ago

you know what? if pryze makes sense, so does darker

posted 2 months ago

i keep mistaking him for kring fucking hell

posted 2 months ago

Valorant Challengers Latam, which is then divided into North and South
Which Siduzord and V1nny never played in

posted 2 months ago

MOTHERFUCKER WHEN??? HES BEEN ON STELLAE SINCE FOREVER?!??!??

posted 2 months ago

Extremely long post incoming.

Here's my pitch for a new Halo trilogy:

Instead of playing as Master Chief, we play as a Spartan III.
The Plot is similar to 4, but from our perspective. Infinity is on one of the Halos, "decommissioning it", they find some forerunner signals that lead them to Requiem,
However, instead of finding the Didact (always found his shield world idea incompatible with the lore) they find the beloved flood-infected murder AI Mendicant Bias, or at least a fragment that is trying to rebuild itself.
The Storm Covenant obviously are helping mendicant out, and since most of MB's pieces are on the ark, it's trying to get there.
MC and Cortana are alive, and they do get sucked in the planet before infinity arrives etcetc. MC and Cortana are chasing MB through the planet trying to stop him from getting his requiem pieces and going to the ark. We (Let's use Undefined Spartan Fireteam for Clarity) the USF are attempting to keep the infinity ship whole, since the moment we arrive MB sends the storms, sentinels and even releases some flood that were in containment on the planet to overrun the infinity and stop us from helping MC.

The Infinity gets much more damage than in halo 4 here, it in really bad shape and is effectively overrun with enemy forces, by the end of the game the infinity manages to leave the planet with a more "skeleton-like" structure needing to go back to the UNSC for repairs.
The first game ends on the infinity leaving for earth with the USF left on Requiem, the last mission of the game is a "suicide mission" that allows the infinity to leave, but the remaining USF are stranded on the planet for now, by this point MB, MC & Cortana have already vanished to the ark, but we don't know that because we were busy trying to save humanity's strongest battleship (and only one of it's kind)

The second game has the remaining 3 USF regroup with some odst and marines, and attempt to survive on the planet, they find out what MC & MB were doing and where they went. They find out Requiem teleported to the ark due to MB's actions, and that the Spirit of Fire crew is down on the ark.fighting the banished (Halo wars 2 tie in), the second game ends with the remaking USF regrouping with the spirit of fire after finding a way to "nuke" requiem to get rid of the flood.
Also during the second game, Cortana starts to lose it almost completely and gets infected with the Logic plague (lore way the flood infected MB) but because she is damaged she doesn't defect to the flood.

In the third, we get the "New Prometheans" which arent decomposed hardlight human, but living sentient life altogether, here Cortana essentially becomes a robot version of a Grave mind but instead of biomass, she is turning everyone into Prometheans.
This is so we can get The weapon in the fourth game, cuz she's cute and I like her.
Cortana fucks off to human planets because she wants to "save" the humans by turning them into Prometheans, due to obvious ideological conflicts Cortana leaves MC behind (idk where yet, but he gets stranded somewhere), while she leaves for the outer colonies to slowly grow her army. The Infinity is almost done repairing, but to help out the USF and The Spirit of fire fight the banished, the UNSC send some a few of their frigates (same size class as the Pillar of autumn) the third game focuses on the USF fighting the Banished on the ark and remnants of requiem
The third game ends on a sad ending of the USF sacrificing themselves to prevent the banished from getting to earth.

The fourth game is a Master Chief game, it's a Halo infinite reboot/retcon, the Infinity gets repaired and leaves for the ark to end the banished, we get the whole MC vs Atriox, the infinity get fucking wrecked, Chief is stranded on the ark trying to regroup what's left of the UNSC and attempting to kill the remaining banished warlords. We get the same supporting characters, but, no Endless, it's too much. From here you start a new trilogy with the master Chief trying to end the banished and stop.cortana.

posted 2 months ago

Give me a Reach like trilogy where you play as a spartan, and you can customize your squad mates armor so they feel closer to you.

Make it a 5 spartan fire team with us included.
2 squad mates die in the first, 1 in the second, the remaining 3 in the last.

posted 2 months ago

mf v1nny never played in VCL what are you smoking????

posted 2 months ago

thought id replay a bit of the later halos (4/5/I) for as much as 343 butchered the story, vibe and visuals of Halo, fucking damnit was that big ass spaceship cool.
If someone has Gaben's number, can yall please ask him to buyout the franchise and reboot it? but this time center it around the other Spartans, no need to remake 1,2,3&reach, say those are happening in the background, i want to be my own spartan kicking ass against an overwhelming force of covenant

posted 2 months ago

What one year? He only played 1 split with loid

posted 2 months ago

Pleasently surprised me

posted 2 months ago

bro hes literally 4-1
he LITERALLY BEAT SIDUZORD, WHAT ARE YOU WAFFLING ABOUT?
he beat Tuyz, Xenom, Jzz, Mazin, Pryze, Shion, Askia

posted 2 months ago
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