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Registered: May 25, 2021
Last post: July 29, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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The only player that could get upgraded is technically Kingg, but I don't know who could do a good job

posted 1 day ago

Spike is literally known for also being great at Kayo/Gekko

posted 1 day ago

Other Agents Spikezin is known to be good at:
Gekko, Kayo, Omen

Other Agents Sato is known to be good at:
Raze, Yoru, Jett, Reyna

Even if riot kills phoenix and neon, Sato and spike will survive
The only true worry of Lev is who will be their dedicated true Sentinel (cypher, killjoy, vyze, veto)

posted 1 day ago

Of that I'm sure
Envy, Mibr, and EG won't beat Furia, problem is that fúria will have to.go.through play ins

posted 5 days ago

I thought Com was gonna straight up.destroy that team, but they're still pretty decent

There is a non-zero chance of Fúria going to champs
Although I would prefer Loud

posted 5 days ago

There are so many reasons to wish for Furia's victory.
It's so unfortunate they wont win

posted 5 days ago

2027 is right around the corner, please
Artzin Basic Shyy Zanatsu Siduzord are right here, You can farm the shit out of VCB and even make a few internationals

posted 1 week ago

At this point I'm just hoping Koala, Basic Eeiu and Artzin find good teams in 2027, cuz this season is already over

posted 1 week ago

Per match?

posted 1 week ago

Loud is definitely buying Tkzin if they make champs.
And DaviH is staying, why would he stay? Latam players don't count as imports so DaviH wouldn't be in conflict

Again, why wouldn't Fúria keep Shyy? Latam players don't count as imports

"but the new subregion rule" Riot already said rosters will be grandfathered in

posted 1 week ago

When are teams getting Champions points?
In this group phase is winning a match worth one champs point?
In the Play-ins versus challengers teams, will those matches also get champs points?
How many points will the playoff games give?

posted 1 week ago

If EEIU SAYS SOMETHING IA WRONG, YOU LISTEN.

What ye fuck Fúria? Removing him? Really?
And as if that wasn't bad enough they got Cum to join? That fat scammer??

posted 1 week ago

You people don't realize alot of those God awful calls Loud had came from clownzin
Removing him improved the team ALOT

posted 1 week ago

As I said, no Sacy, no trophy.
But ENC will have Sacy, so there is a chance of trophy

posted 2 weeks ago

It is delusional to think they aren't contenders

posted 2 weeks ago

They are the exact same player just different personalities, their spirit attracts mediocre overall teamplay. Literally the only time both of them won anything was when they had Sacy on the team.

Mark my words, Zekken will leave Mibr and continue to either be irrelevant or choked out
Aspas will only win another trophy on the ENC

No Sacy no trophy

posted 2 weeks ago

Why would I give a shit about poopin?

posted 3 weeks ago

Netanyahu's Retarded Gamers is right there dude

posted 3 weeks ago

So by that logic LOUD22 would've beat them since they managed to win champs without chamber's oppressive op

posted 3 weeks ago

It is shareable, a trade route needs more than one merchant

posted 3 weeks ago

That bundle of sticks (slur) only makes playoffs on jump shots, I hate him

posted 3 weeks ago

We hate that which we know
Which is why I don't hate EMEA and APAC's bum ass regions, i don't know them... I have a job

posted 3 weeks ago

Someone made a similar thread, but I think the list is more fun.

My hate list

Asuna (luck merchant)
Ethan (Valorant's most successful purse)
Mada (the devil's torture tool)
Raafa (the Blackbeard of valorant, only ever relevant off screen)
Havoc (The DUMBEST talented player AKA Okoyasu)
Keznit (Think of that meme of the third place dude celebrating)
Cauanzin (The bum who threw it all away)
Xeppa (Irrelevant match merchant)
Leaf (ugly)

What's your hatelist?

posted 3 weeks ago

My hate list

Asuna (luck merchant)
Ethan (Valorant's most successful purse)
Mada (the devil's torture tool)
Raafa (the Blackbeard of valorant, only ever relevant off screen)
Havoc (The DUMBEST talented player AKA Okoyasu)
Keznit (Think of that meme of the third place dude celebrating)
Xeppa (Irrelevant match merchant)
Leaf (ugly)

posted 3 weeks ago

Why didn't they just put him on phoenix?
Isn't Mada a good neon? Wouldn't phoenix be easier for uncthan?

posted 3 weeks ago

Anyone have knowledge on how the champs points will work on split 2?
Is every match worth one champs points? Or is it only playoffs matches?

LEVIATAN's spot is already guaranteed, NRG & G2 are the runner ups

Anyone know what needs to happen so neither G2 orr NRG make it into champs?

Lets say I want LEV, FUR, MIBR, KRU/LOUD in there, anyone know the math?

posted 3 weeks ago

I too always think Brazilian Butt Lift when seeing them play

posted 3 weeks ago

Since 22 Brasil has won at least one "international" per year.
If we count Americas due to having different countries.
22 - Champions
23 - Vct Americas
24 - Ascension
25 - Game Changers
26 - Kickoff & Masters
(If you count players rather than orgs, 2026 is the first year where a Brasil has won two titles, that is if the requirement for a Brazil trophy is at least one Br player and Br staff, if we count a minimum of 1 Brazil player then 2024 Brasil won two titles aswell)

posted 1 month ago

START hating on f0rsaken

posted 1 month ago

LEV
FURIA
KRU
LOUD
would be a better sort

posted 1 month ago

Aspas straight up only going to aurafarm he ain't playing one match in ENC lmfao

posted 1 month ago

It was either the wake-up call Lev needed
Or it was a prophecy

posted 1 month ago

Lev would survive it pretty easily tho, Spikezin has an Amazing Kayo/Gekko

posted 1 month ago

I'm not watching the game, what happened? How was neon greedy?

posted 1 month ago

I'm not watching the game, what happened? How was neon greedy?

posted 1 month ago

I'm not watching the game, what happened? How was neon greedy?

posted 1 month ago

Sacrificing Koala on the entry since he can't Op on it

posted 1 month ago

Alym was the unfortunate one, he is objectively good with a lot of megumi(potential), but he is behind on the meta, and koala is an objectively better OPer, Koala also is part of the callers (Artzin, Eeiu, Koala) so getting rid of him would hurt the strat side.

Alym will bounce back I'm sure

posted 1 month ago

Yeah, it's Basic and Shyy...

posted 1 month ago

To those confused as to the current roster moves Fúria has done, allow me to explain
ALLAT POST INCOMING

The problem became apparent when Fúria started winning actually, if you may recall, most of Furia's success resulted from Koala's use of Yoru Op + Double Controller comps. The interesting aspect here being that these strengths came from Furia's weakness. Which is their lack of a proper sentinel, and the Alym/Koala duelist conflict.

See, at the start, Nerve was supposed to be the main IgL, however this soon became unsustainable, and nerve had to pass the role to Artzin, this did created another problem, as Nerve did not play sentinel in accordance to what the strat needed, which then made Artzin be the sentinel, but being the sentinel and IgL requires a very specific type of player, since it actively harms the IGL's job of reading the game and adapting midround since they aren't with the main group.
So Artzin was put in a shitty situation when the meta changed, as more maps needed sentinels, the strategical layer suffered.
In summary, Nerve and Artzin did roles too similar, and Artzin was deemed better at it, so to eliminate the conflict, Nerve had to be benched.
Regarding Koala V Alym, killing Yoru killed Koala's opportunity to Op in sync with Alym, this was further made worse by the Neon nerfs, as Alym's playstyle was one where he was a "distraction" while Koala was the Trader. The dynamics forced out of the team. The type of duelist needed then became the more "Aspas" like type, the OP crutch. Alym's duelist pool was nerfed, and Koala was the objectively better OPer
The question for Furia then became, do we attempt to train Alym in another role, a role we need, or do we get someone that can do the job on the go, and will cut down our required prep time?

For Alym = They would need to retrain him in another role, which would harm their scrimming in preparation for Split 2, which is very important considering the partner teams will be reduced. They want to claim importance. Also, it's a gamble as he could end up not compatible with the role needed.

For Nerve = He was competing with Artzin rolewise, and he lost, his weaknesses and Artzin's were the same, but Artzin's strengths were bigger than his.

Could they have avoided the kick? Maybe, maybe if Alym & Nerve were able to play Initiator/Sentinel.

EDIT: I'm not suggesting Basic & Shyy, they ARE joining, it's not my decision lmfao
Shyy is a known quantity, he is a good sentinel
Basic is the bigger variable. As he has been on the bench for Fúria for a longer time, however, he can play a much wider array of agents than nerve & Alym.

posted 1 month ago

I am Brazilian, so obviously I root for my kin, however there are a few NA players that have found a place in my heart.

I would like to ask vlr, do you think this team would win anything? (In order of favouritism)

Eeiu
Koalanoob
JohnQt
Zekken
Bdog / Nerve / Alym (I'm not sure who.to put here)

To again, clarify, this is a team of players I like, not a team of "the best Na players".

posted 1 month ago

Who tf bets on NRG x LEV? Lmfao you wanted to burn the cash, there's no way

posted 1 month ago

Do you have any recommendations? cuz the bone ones ive tried had pretty bad sound quality

posted 1 month ago

i watch while on standby, not alot of movement at night, mostly just checking up on the pacients and medicationa, the rest of the time im just lounging waiting for someone to come in with a problem

posted 1 month ago

its a night shift, most of the time im just on standby, which is boring as hell, vct helps pass the time

posted 1 month ago

Most Vct tournaments in my region happen around late afternoon or during the night.

I got a job working nights (vet) and the moment a masters event lines up with my work what happens? It's at noon. The time of day I simply cannot be awake due to my 12 hour shift at the clinic, why. Why does it never work
If I try to stay awake to watch the Lev game I will have been awake for 30 fucking hours

posted 1 month ago

BenG is RIGHT THERE LMFAO

posted 1 month ago

i cannot accept this nrg to win another fraudulent match

posted 1 month ago

fastest mcdonalds application ever made

posted 1 month ago

what did he write?

posted 1 month ago
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