FNATIC URANGO
| Flag: | Russia |
| Registered: | May 25, 2021 |
| Last post: | July 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM |
| Posts: | 5715 |
Deku, Bakugo, Gojo, Bayonetta, Dean & Sam, and a myriad of other straight characters get consistently treated as being gay because the viewer perceives them to be even though they are confirmed straight
if mfs can disregard characters oficial sexualities in favor of their interpretation, then 9d2gibberish can call clove a she, it, drag queen tintin or whatever else
keep coherent
only cuz im fat
i was actually a nice looking dude when younger and slimmer
any video essay youtuber whose analysis always sums up to "le communism good, le capitalism bad"
please im begging you, have an original take for once in your life, think instead of dropping preset arguments brought to you by Amazon™
also non-covert vtubers, why can i see your face and handle on your vtuber account? at this point thats not a vtuber its just a self conscious avatar, dont halfass it
also the range is smaller than a chamber tp
"men will sexualize everything"
you bitches goon to books, the literal concept of pornography
shut up
yes, its just a reeincarnation of the femme fatale aesthetic
its not sexualized, its just "in style"
simply remember how many goth baddies where inserted into your mind as a youngling
my bad i forgot the IQ requirement for valorant is -341
played against him yesterday, in pro play he might become very meta, but in ranked he is dumb, the interceptor gets popped prematurely everytime, if you double fake the veto you almost always catch him with his pants down
for fuck sake, just wait the interceptor out, its LESS than 10 seconds, just bait it out like a vyze wall or a kj molly
Stop full rushing site like a fucking idiot, PLAY THE GAME PROPERLY
"but the ult" literally just shoot him in the head, he doesnt have extra help, he doesnt stun or flash, its quite literally a RAW 1V1, An iso ult analogue.
also, Breach FULLY counters Vetos skills, the aftershock destroys the interceptor even if its on, the flash blinds it
and if Veto isnt ulted, ALL OF BREACHS UTIL CAN AFFECT HIS SITE.
THINK VLR, THINK, FOR FUCKS SAKE
His original contract ends in 2026 (2027 if im misremembering)
The point of letting him look for offers is to try and payout Aspas with Cortezias selling
MIBR Zekken (Initiator) would go CRAZY ngl
MIBR deserved champions more than TH and G2
im being so fucking serious right now, give him to potter and the urangoat meme might become reality
have we forgotten about derrek? yay? com? ethan?
this could be amazing
aint nobody give a shit about loud100tegc9
NRG
Ethan Som Skuba Brawk Mada
G2
Trent Jawgemo Leaf JonahP Valyn
SEN
Zekken JohnQT Okeanos Reduxx Narrate (fornerly supamen)
MIBR
Aspas Verno Cryo Mazino Cortezia
LEV
Sato Spikezin Kingg Blowzin Lukxo
KRU
Saadhak Dante Silentzz Phc Shyy
FURIA
Alym Artzin Eeiu Ion Zellsis
Loud is trying a full gringo roster
yes they stupid
kick Bang, Zellsis and Narrate
get Okeanos, Cortezia and Artzin
put JohnQt back on Sentinel, Cortezia on Smokes, Okeanos and Artzin on Initiator
and you can flex zekken artzin and oke on duelist/initiator since zekken also has a great sova
dude, you do know portuguese is not an easy language to kearn like english right?
no he also said comming in english is frustrating to him
If Verno stays on MIBR, Neither pancada nor lukxo are jooning since both have explicitly said they dislike comming in emglish due to difficulties with the language
cortezias contract will only be nullified after MIBR gets oficial responses from Verno and Aspas.
LUKXO dont know english
Pancada hates comming in english
Aspas Verno Okeanos Cortezia Bao/Artzin
Verno is staying
MIBR new Roster will be
Aspas
Verno
Bao
Cortezia
Artzin
apparently they are trying a full NA roster due to visa issues
Silentzz
Okeanos
saadhak
Dante
Eeiu
lukxo is going to MIBR Cortezia back on smokes
cs players cant handle a gay microorganism
boaster would step on the stage and cs players would be flamboyantly vaporized
no one would be a winner in this scenario
dont worry about him
FURIA loves recycling players
FNATIC the kings of qualifying
i can agree with that
i mean, LOUD 22 is known as one of the greatest teams, but Optic were definetly the team of the year
MIBR wouldve won
if they hadnt picked up Xenotype F (xen0m)
Fartzin this, Verjino that, Baitpas and Cornyzia blaming.
the true culprit is xenophobias NPC ass playstyle
bro had barely any impact
alien 007
0 clutches & impact kills
0 sites held
7 tournaments lost because of this bum
fucking Pooyz and furia ceo Kh0lil wouldve done a better job
and now ART OF WARzin has to pay for xenonce's mistakes 😭
if they hadnt picked up Xenotype F (xen0m)
Fartzin this, Verjino that, Baitpas and Cornyzia blaming.
the true culprit is xenophobias NPC ass playstyle
bro had barely any impact
alien 007
0 clutches & impact kills
0 sites held
7 tournaments lost because of this bum
fucking Pooyz and furia ceo Kh0lil wouldve done a better job
Ohnepixel enjoying valorant just confirmed how stupid csgo exclusivists are
legit barely hear val fans shitalking csgo, only when riot tries to cater to csgo nerds i hear valorant malding
but csgo fans are almost ALWAYS bitching and moaning about valorant
ASLONG AS THEY KEEP CHICHOO AND KANGKANG ALL IS WELL
objectively literally means whatever i figuratively think its symbolic meaning could be... etherealy
the strategy to beat MIBR was literally "swarm xenom's site"
hell, i believe one of the reasons Mibr was so strong on Haven was exactly because Artzin was on viper, a defensive agent, which in turn made up for xenom's flaws