Which vlr user would you smash?

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Coyote_Wild
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RieNs

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DSBY
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shoot yourself with the chamber headhunter

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WjFROST
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Isnt she a minor?

#6
DSBY
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ye

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Coyote_Wild
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i randomly picked someone i didn't have any info. I edited my answer now

#21
SIXSEVEN67
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Nah that's a fkin lie hahahh there's only like 3 females on this site (maybe 2 since another 1 died of breast cancer apparently)

#27
Anderoid
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if youre talking about jayde they got exposed for faking their death

#70
bl4z31ng
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the fact I could tell who it was even with the edit

#17
Anderoid
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crazy fact check

#4
W1ngFly
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How unemployed are you gng

#5
babushka_boii95
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polite way of requesting police to come over

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shaggyboy1030
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Don't disrespect DSBY's flag like that

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DSBY
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:3

#11
shaggyboy1030
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I gotchu bro :D

#10
1d
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who was it before lmao

#12
DSBY
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cryoglazer

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1d
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LMFAOOOO bros idol is balagg

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Coyote_Wild
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calm down I didn't know anything about them

#16
DSBY
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ITS STILL WEIRD THO??!!

#20
Coyote_Wild
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Thats not weird, that was not intentional

#69
satellite_kov
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FYM ITS NOT WEIRD U WANNA FUCK SOMEONE BASED OFF THE FACT THAT THEY ARE SUPPOSEDLY A WOMAN AND INTERACT ON A VALORANT FORUM

#71
Coyote_Wild
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why are you so mad? first of all i didn't know they are male or female or anything else. but whatever i guess.

#72
satellite_kov
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i call bs off no evidence theres like no chance you randomly made a smash thread about a random vlr user which im guessing you dont know personally enough to make those kind of jokes with and they hapen to be one of the 3 girls on this site

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Coyote_Wild
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whatever floats your boat lmfao

#75
satellite_kov
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the damage control is not working twin

#78
bl4z31ng
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You know there was a similar thread a couple months back. Someone posted about how he wanted to marry her. He at first ran to excuses and was really defensive, but he did end up acknowledging his mistake and took accountability

#73
bl4z31ng
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as I said with a similar thread a couple months back

"she" might not even be female for all you know cryoglazer could actually be a 30 year old bulgarian man named viktor who lives in his mother's basement

#83
asunaluvr
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hmm this theory is interesting

#85
bl4z31ng
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Has to do with the fact VLR offers easy anonymity. I could easily create an account, and LARP as an Italian Vitality fan with the username Gianni6

#89
asunaluvr
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yea i mean ur totally right
for all i know you could be tom holland

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shaggyboy1030
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Cryoglazer but I think this mf neither knew she was a girl nor was she a minor

#22
Coyote_Wild
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ye

#18
markass_brownee
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At least the edit is valid but wtf man

#19
SIXSEVEN67
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bro cryoglazer has a penis, how are you gonna smash him

#23
W1ngFly
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What

#43
Livvie
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This guy has no imagination

#45
shaggyboy1030
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I think you can guess that by his username

#47
SIXSEVEN67
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why do you like to imagine penis are you fkin gay???

#48
Livvie
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I am gay yes OwO

I luv my gf ><

#50
SIXSEVEN67
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you have a gf and yet you imagine about other guy's private part, I feel sad for her

#52
Livvie
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Who said it was another guys and not hers :3

#54
SIXSEVEN67
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well that's enough internet for the day💀

#55
Livvie
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boop

#100
Coyote_Wild
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lmfaoo

#68
satellite_kov
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stop flexing ur futa gf ill get jealous

#53
shaggyboy1030
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Ok let's not start flexing on us single asses like that

#24
asunaluvr
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riens is a vlr user?

#25
SIXSEVEN67
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dw you a femboy we not talking about you

#28
shaggyboy1030
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Bro panic wrote whatever came to mind first

#29
Coyote_Wild
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💀

#31
Coyote_Wild
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stfu shaggy soy boy

#32
SIXSEVEN67
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Bro got mad💀

#33
Coyote_Wild
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obv mf

#34
asunaluvr
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YEA OFC I DID 😭😭😭

#36
shaggyboy1030
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Umm.......I refered that to Coyote_Mild

#42
asunaluvr
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ohh yea lmao

#37
Coyote_Wild
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they talking about me

#39
shaggyboy1030
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i gotchu bro :D

#41
Coyote_Wild
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W india

#46
SIXSEVEN67
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you did NOT actually think that💀

#26
EnderTha1
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weird ass thing to post

#30
lyssss
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lyssss lowkey 👉👈

#35
t0t0_wolff
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Jayde

#40
SIXSEVEN67
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? balagg?

#38
aspas_number1hater
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Cryoglazer
glittering-yard lowkey enemies to lovers

#44
asunaluvr
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😨😨

#49
SudokuDude
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I sometimes ask myself why am I here

#64
welikefortniteandvalorant
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I sometimes ask myself why do i continue ts life

#51
n1cf
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danii1

#59
Coyote_Wild
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how do you know them and what do you like about them

#60
n1cf
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he's so cute

#56
Teunoin
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Quite the list
Babywizard
Skwish
Cryoglazer
Jayde
1dan1x

#57
Coyote_Wild
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okay bro what tf 😭

#58
DSBY
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What

#61
SIXSEVEN67
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mods should've perma your ass

#66
Teunoin
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Bro they are my friends, we joke abt shit holy shit get a life instead of moving like prime virgin

#62
shaggyboy1030
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As some people say some criminals doesn't deserve mercy as they will never learn

#67
Teunoin
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Bro WHAT SINCE WHEN ARE JOKES ABT MY OWN FRIENDS ILLEGAL

#79
bl4z31ng
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didn't realise you were back

#93
Teunoin
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got back yesterday eve :3 how have you been

#94
Coyote_Wild
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NRG or NS

#101
Teunoin
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NS 100000% they are the only fun team left(besides nrg with keiko)

#63
HammerDJ
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BerLINGlazer

#65
satellite_kov
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you are like legit weird tho lik ur basically gooning to a norwegian flag, a red leaf icon and this -> https://ibb.co/DH6QP3nN

#76
bl4z31ng
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mods use all the following ults on this guy:

  • Breach
  • Brimstone
  • Chamber
  • Deadlock
  • Fade
  • Gekko
  • Harbor
  • Iso
  • Jett
  • Neon
  • Raze
  • Skye
  • Sova
  • Tejo
  • Viper (forever in one)
#77
satellite_kov
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you forgot about using the gravitational uranium neuroblaster baton

#80
Coyote_Wild
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i would love that neon ult inside me

#82
bibiya
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Coyote_Wild

#84
Coyote_Wild
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??????????

#99
bibiya
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:3

#113
BabyWizard
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Twin :3

#86
MumbaiChad
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lyssss and Coyote_Wild

#87
Coyote_Wild
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im 92 years old

#88
MumbaiChad
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Did I stutter

#92
Coyote_Wild
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..... SILENCE

#96
Artificia
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All paper rex flair

#98
Coyote_Wild
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LMFAOOO THATS FKIN FUNNY NGL

#102
poggpigg
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BerLINglazer

#103
Coyote_Wild
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💀

#105
officialnlechoppa
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said the bg alt

#104
9wntr
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babywizard

#110
Teunoin
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“9wntr found dead at home, murderer seems to be Saudi government”

#106
r1uk3nd0
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Coyote_Wild

#107
Coyote_Wild
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weird guy yasu yasu

#108
Acethyr
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acethyr, god he's so hot and awesome

#109
_casanova_
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I_ LOVE_LESS

#111
Madouza
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JonahP...

#112
mondely
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wth. I would just kill myself

#114
chinesesalesmen
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myself bro if I could clone myself I highkey would

#115
Coyote_Wild
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how tf this thread is still going

#116
sh1lll
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Why the fuck do u think look at ur title 😭😭😭

#117
Coyote_Wild
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people are hella freaky ngl

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