Biggest Problem For Every Team 2026

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localkoolkid
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100 Thieves: Asuna's dirt on the org
Cloud9: Oxy is a fraud and Zellsis is nepo baby, Xeppaa is still ass
Evil Geniuses: Who? At least y0y is gone
FURIA: rejects and bums
KRÜ Esports: saadhak is washed, siletnzz cannot carry this dumpster fire
Leviatán: Like the team but the org has no aura, should have kept Demon1, and the new players are overhyped like Dante
LOUD: C0u0nz0n, pancada washed, no robbie no win
MIBR: Zekken will overdose, Aspas is a baiter, Mazino is overrated, other 2 are frauds
NRG: Som cannot carry ethans shitty igling
Sentinels: s0n, also no chinese team will make a finals so they are finished, ara owns them
G2 Esports: Babybay will die of old age on stage
ENVY: poppin, eggster, babyj lmaooooooo

BBL Esports: Facing real players, should have taken the bag they are frauds
FNATIC: Boaster is ass and Veqaj is not Chronicle so he will not get bailed out
FUT Esports: Pick up the most mid players ever
Gentle Mates: EG ahh roster, bunch of bums
GIANTX: 0 aura, not winning shit lets be honest
Karmine Corp: Like the team ngl, but fr0nch so rip
Natus Vincere: FILU FILUFILU FILUFILU FILUFILU FILUFILU FILUFILU FILUFILU FILUFILU FILU
Team Heretics: Benjy is the most overrated player of all time and comeback is a fraud
Team Liquid: Minib00 and k0m0
Team Vitality: Cant even hate, have fun VIT fans (they will drop the players after kickoff)
ULF Esports: Onliners, faced bums at ascension which was lucky asf
PCIFIC Esports: BBL's son, will never live down the cuck allegations

DetonatioN FocusMe: No need to speak on this
DRX: WIll change the roster and throw easy games
Gen.G: L0kia and Sexture, no goatkin no win
Global Esports: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Paper Rex: Lucky last year, never agin, Jinggg will retire to become a full time ageplayer
Rex Regum Qeon: Small game merchants
T1: Used 1000000000 years of luck, will be ass for rest of time
BOOM Esports: WILL replace T0l0n and win champs (if they dont get pr0m00)
ZETA DIVISION: Japanese valorant is washed asf if honeybunny is considered, they aint doing shit like always
SLT Seongnam: NS 0.5
Nongshim RedForce: SLT 1.5 (still ass)

All Gamers: For having all the gamers their players are pretty shit
Guangzhou Huadu Bilibili Gaming: Ass name, -1000 aura since 2023, washed
EDward Gaming: Will keep swapping 5th mans and never be consistent
FunPlus Phoenix: Nobody cares and the lost Autumn
JDG Esports: Nobody cares
Nova Esports: Nobody cares
Wuxi Titan Esports Club: Haodong is ass
Trace Esports: decent but decent in china is nothing
TYLOO: Slowly is a fraud and who else is even playing for them? Plumbers?
Wolves Esports: Dropped the roster that carried SuiFatBB, he will hold them back with an admittedly decent roster
Xi Lai Gaming: all frauds and international merchants
Dragon Ranger Gaming: who cares they aint doing shit

Champions Winners: NAVI, they will drop f0l0 and get the goat ardiis

#2
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Bump

#6
Acethyr
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Pity bump

#3
nooomy
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I know the feeling of writing a long post and having people ignore it, feels bad man

#4
localkoolkid
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ty bro, I got so bored watching bums like car and notexxd I had time to kill

#5
c4rrotstix
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-> open post with effort
-> see asuna hate
-> leave

#18
localkoolkid
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Cryo is also a glorified asuna level player

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Luceus
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asuna hate is probably the only valid opinion on this list

#24
grisx23
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what I am saying. With Cryo on the team, why we hating on Assuna?

#7
PP12123213123
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Where is TLN😥😥😥😥

#8
localkoolkid
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does he know </3

#9
cloudberry
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no robbie no win

They didn't win with Robbie though

#10
localkoolkid
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bcuz they have the same bums they are keeping this year

#11
Elby56
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Rare good vlr post. 7/8 needs a bit more effort in the China section.

#13
localkoolkid
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Yeah fair, but CN is at like 4am --> 9am for me so I cannot really watch it aside from internationals, I watch pacific vods but china vods are harder to find

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catNmouse
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Team Vitality: Cant even hate, have fun VIT fans (they will drop the players after kickoff)

there’s quite a bit you can hate about vitality

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twigster001
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1: fr*nch
2: chr0nicle
3: can't stick with a single roster

#15
twigster001
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the tiltkin glaze is unneeded lmao

#16
localkoolkid
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they will have no lead to throw without his twice a map popoff before going double neg

#17
twigster001
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nvm that makes sense

#20
riensluvr
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nah slowly is the best player in the world he just can't 1v5

#28
serot
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stew clears

#29
riensluvr
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we just saying shit now, slowly drops +25 on stew any day

https://www.vlr.gg/506959/tyloo-vs-jdg-esports-vct-2025-china-stage-2-w4

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serot
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stew teammates all <1.0 rating
slowly has teammates >1.0

and slowly clearly can't beat him every time every with real humans on his team
https://www.vlr.gg/414850/tyloo-vs-jdg-esports-fgc-invitational-2024-main-event-ubqf

#21
bronzil_enjoyer
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i read this whole post absolute masterclass s0ntilulmain could never

#37
localkoolkid
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takes a goat to know one

#22
Verstepping33
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Gen.G- Sexture

yea wrap it up, baiting aint for you

#23
Ahnri
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Cloud9: Oxy is a fraud. Stopped reading

#25
Shadow_Monarch
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W Takes.
Now do another take with the Best Thing About/For Every Team.

#26
I_LOVE_LESS
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maybe silentz cant but Less can

#27
serot
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DetonatioN FocusMe: No need to speak on this

we ALL know DFM will be winning masters santiago with munchkin

#31
Hyxagon
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so you analyzed all teams new rosters but cant accept that sens new roster actually has zero flaws? what a twisted world we live in

#32
SkyXD
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Paper Rex: Lucky last year, never agin, Jinggg will retire to become a full time ageplayer

#34
Accept187
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It's fact

#33
Jezy
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Bump for effort

#35
ThisIsSemih
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Can't hate the take on FUT.
We actually sign the mid players all the time
We should've kept cNed instead of xeus
I still don't know the reason. Why we bought baha
But this years Intel Monster Reloaded Showed me that KROSTALY might actually work.

Other than than opinion on FUT seems valid.

#36
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Fr xeus is trash
I miss cned in tier 1

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