unfertile's ask me anything

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unfertile

or not.. maybe not anything, I might reply to some things, or maybe nothing actually, maybe I'll just read, or actually I might just log off right now and take a walk

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why did the chicken cross the road

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because the little guy turned green

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he became a chicken jockey?

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We were in the washroom and i accidentally saw his dick. I'm tall so i could easily see it over the urinal partition. Now, i cannot unsee it. My friend doesn't know about it but the whole situation is kinda traumatizing. The worst part is that i was kinda aroused by it when i saw it 😩. His dick was rather small but looked cute 🥺. Although I'm not gay, i swear!

I don't know how to face my friend. Now everytime i face him, his little cute dick is gonna flash before my eyes. Should i confess to him and compliment about his dick or keep it as a secret?

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damn bro you saw his DLC content by accident

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a little sneak peek from paywall content

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who is going to be my opponent in the vlr champions grand finals

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if it wasn't rigged and I was in it then it would've been me but unfortunately you're gonna take the W
I got hit with visa issues

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it's alr bro but we need to lock in, babywizard is still losing

make a post bro be shameless for once

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ok I did..

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the cloudberry glaze is crazy but still respectable

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i didnt watch the match so im just saying this for no reason but i think u werent just that relevant on vlr

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unfertile

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well first of all that's mean second of all you're absolutely correct sir

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jaccob whiteaker

meow :3

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why did

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How old are u? What's ur true nationality

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💀💀💀
Just seeing how old are you as a standalone question looked a little.. ifykyk

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yeah it's fucking crazy

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26 - swiss

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Je parle franglais

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You are 26 woh

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if you’d just followed me on instagram instead of being so secretive you would’ve known.

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meow :3

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despite all the hate you get I actually like you berlin I don’t think you mean any harm you're just a little slow and probably have a couple of unpatched mental updates

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bro what 😭

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Naah

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Which one came first, the chicken or egg

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Chickegg

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the one that had amazon prime

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do your balls work?

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ok fine I'll break the myth.. yes they work... I'm just a fraud and a disappointment

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pick one black or white or grey

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grey because I can't commit to anything