YAYYYY

please.... 🥺👉👈

blablablablabla BORIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG be more relevant you little shit no one gives a fuck about this guy or his team!!!!

my goat right there btw you owe me 50% of your upvotes on this one

lmao not to flex or anything btw but you're definitely wrong on this one buddy not to flex but that's straight up false btw

am I that guy frfr? am I him?

LMAO right not to flex btw but your mom's in there btw not to flex or anything but I had more followers 10 years ago than your entire lineage btw not to flex though!!!

coming back baby I promise my love

and I'm 6'3 not that it matters lol haha not trying to flex at all haha

I have to make a comeback for this, short answer : no

me flex : https://www.vlr.gg/589509/rate-me-tattos/#39
instagram : https://www.instagram.com/slmdew/

thanks

bye

Well actually I lied I'm not quite back yet still have a few things to deal with but SOON TO BE

@

BABYYYYY life caught up to me unfortunately ggwp

NO BABY STILL HERE just taking a break from vlr

sorry mods

my dad dropped my 6 months old baby sister he tried to catch her fall with his foot and ended up doing 6 keep ups with her

speaking of mickey my girlfriend is gonna walk like him tonight because oh boy I'm on fire today

now I want him to let it grow all the way until he looks like ned flanders

I sold the tv because he never used it I remember every time he came home from work a little drunk he would sit on the TV and watch the couch

I remember when I was in thailand I went into a shop that sold “F” shirts for people who have both arms on the same side

he keeps looping in roundabouts at 140 km/h going the wrong way to try to travel through time how do I get him to stop

if you insist my friend, first of all I would like to ask you one question, if anything above 6'2" is “inconvenient,” and 5'11" is “the worst height because you just wish you were 6',” then why wouldn’t the perfect height simply be… 6? "cause you're not too short or too tall." right?.. you say you reached this conclusion after careful consideration but see... I don't quite believe that, it doesn’t sound thought-through at all sir

did you ever not have the balls to leave your girlfriend so you just turned off your phone for 2 years

I keep having nightmares where my evil twin chokes me while swearing that he will take good care of my little family

I'm gonna open up a school where I teach the art of getting beat up and it's gonna become super popular due to my impressive range of fetal positions

and why not

every time I get beat up on the street I curl up into a ball and start rolling over I remember I ended up in edinburgh once

where's the rest of the roster?

be grateful to have an org to support you could be italian and have the only italian roster being in tier 72 that my friend is no fun

holy corruption I can't believe someone paid 5 bucks to make you support recoil and you did it

not quite these people make money from having sex

borrow money from one person, then from another to pay back the first one, and so on, and just live exclusively off that

damn baby what happened

you better fucking apologize right now

can you please bookmark this thread and come back to reply again in a few years when I might give a fuck about what you have to say I unfortunately really don't right now

I keep having nightmares where I wander through the sahara desert until a little fennec fox asks me to follow him so he can show me my destiny

no you were unfortunately not part of it

I keep having these horrible nightmares where I do good things for society

don't cook that during ramadan or at iftar your family is gonna tell you "you know what we're gonna fast a little longer today right guys we're feeling it!"

do you also show videos of yourself doing push ups and say "are you sure? you really wanna fight me?" everytime someone messes with you on the street

do you think I deserve a good old fashioned ass whooping I think I do

my therapist sucks when he went to the bathroom I read the little notes he wrote about me and they said “lmao” “mhm yes of course” “what's stopping me from beating his ass right now?"

zeta fix

-zeta

when I'm not feeling great I ring the doorbell of a random apartment then I sit down on the ground and open up to the stranger on the speakers

is this mf doing this without even getting paid? as a freelancer? https://www.vlr.gg/572859/vct-cn-transfer-news

I looked in the mirror and my reflection showed up 2 minutes later saying "sorry there's a lot of traffic in this parallel universe" like damn I'm trying to get to work and now I'll be late because of him

your forehead is 8 inches taller than you

damn it's a shame I don't give a fuck I would've loved to engage in this

no shit

can you be my son