HLTV is like 1984

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themaniel

“You may not create threads until you are more active”

“You may not reply more than 5 times per day”

“You may not post more than once every 5 minutes”

Bro what CAN I do

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imagine not being 10 year banned

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themaniel

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wtf did you do

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I_LOVE_LESS

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made a cult centered around Aleksi "Aleksib" Virolainen

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why Aleksib of all players

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I_LOVE_LESS

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because he's handsome and i love him and he's the best igl ever

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Raftlot

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fair enough (but the last part)

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Aleksib or Less

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I_LOVE_LESS

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i choose both

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but what if the false dichotomy wasn't false
like 2 are about to die you can only save one

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I_LOVE_LESS

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i'd sacrifice myself to save both

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but then the false dichotomy would be actually false

continue thread →

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you got two holes for a reason

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Aayan

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this is up there with the worst things ive read on this site

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(2)

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themaniel

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Interesting

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Aleksibot lmfao

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justachillmf

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are you gonna changr to a finland flag + navi flair combo for ur nordic goat or

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no

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justachillmf

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why not?

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sounds like communism, we need to bring democracy to HLTV

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Commuist is an economical decrtine no a constitutional one, you can have communism that have dictator or a democracy as well you can have capitalism that have dictator or a democracy

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229fn

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why are you an expert on communism all of a sudden

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Politics is one of me specific interest, when I was 8 Years Old, I was drawing schema of economical proposition and how it would work and giving it to my father (I think other people draw houses, I found it boring to do that), when I was 11 I was making poll asking other pupil who they wil vote for, and later in the year I've organized a march against the canteen woman because they where kinda abusing us. I also remotely remember my mother threaten me to "Not being allowed to watch the cantonales election (Wish is the most useless in the country) result if I dont behave better" when we where with one of her friend (worst part is that it worked instantly making my mom friend thinking she was hallucinating)

Worst part is that I'm not even joking, I suspect I might be autistic but I have no proof

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booooring 😴

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Conceit

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I thought about explaining this earlier so I'm glad you did lol
We Americans love our communism buzzword without understanding what it even is

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I'm a communist, I think I know what it means.

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Conceit

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You a card carrying communist? Cause that's based as hell

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Yeah, sadfully USA need an opponent to cement the nation, and the moment in the world where US was at his peak was during cold war, so it's kinda a way to revive the old glory

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They’re Eastern Europeans they don’t want allat

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red123

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“You may not post more than once every 5 minutes”

this is your sign to take a break you freak

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themaniel

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it tells me to be more active and then punishes me for trying to be active 😔

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31Raven

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legit the same as vlr u have a 5min cooldown at the start

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laeDLaer

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these restrictions only apply for new users dumbass

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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said kscerato > s1mple in 2022 and they blew my shi smoove off havent been there since

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king_bob

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I slipped up and they found out I was black and perma’d me ggwp

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Uribaba

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Can you be normal for once

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king_bob

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this is the new norm, cold hard truths

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1984? I'm lost

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themaniel

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Book by George Orwell

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prope1

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jorjor wel

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jaKe-y

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weird, you must have failed the IQ test they give you when you sign up

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229fn

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i mean it's for counter strike players so you only pass by getting less than 125

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jaKe-y

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easiest ragebait of my life