And you can do the funniest shit ever as well by shutting your bitchass up lmfao

Yoru - ASSpas

Horrible player lmfao

RRQ Monyet: "We’ve been trying so hard from Toronto, EWC, and now Champs, and finally today we got a win."

These guys got grouped at EWC and were still tryharding, lmao. It just goes to show the buffoons who call the EWC trophy 'worthless' that it actually mattered to the players.

But its understandable, honestly. I don't expect the dumb 14-16-year-olds here to know anything about 'Hard Work' anyway lmfao

That might be true actually since Whzy is very good players but what about your parents going insane with the slippery hands??

Tf bro, I thought we were going to slap the fuck outta Mid in Bronzil. How are we dropping stinkers man?? I was too close to putting some dough on you but damn this game opened my eyes

Edit: I say this as fan btw, apparently it was not understanble for some slow kids whose parents had slippery hands lmfao

Yoru takes actual skill and brain power to make him work. These clowns only know how to abuse broken agents like old Jett, Chamber etc.

It's not really about Dive duelist or Non Dive duelists, Yoru contributes in multiple fonts other than being a Duelist, he can be a very good secondary initiator and is super helpful in selling fakes across the maps.

Their salty crybaby fans won't admit it but they definitely sabotaged their team's hardwork and time by not committing to be a good Yoru player. Especially Aspas since he is considered 'GOAT' by some deluded people lmfao

You lack much more than that, especially on brain side of things considering you willingly support Mid in Bronzil lmfao

Won the round that matters and took his team to playoffs while the other went 😖

Lmfao

I want to start by saying that I have been following Valorant Competitive since the beginning and there are certain things I have learnt along the way. Whatever we write online about pros usually ends up reaching them, so yesterday I said some rough stuff about MIBR Cortezia, and I have done some research and realized how wholesome Cortezia actually is. He is indeed a whimsical guy, and I ended up catching this wholesome/funny moment between him and Aspas yesterday on Bind against Fnatic lmao

Wholesome/Funny moment: https://postimg.cc/3kmxBm85

Source: 0 ball knowledge and innate ability to give dogshit takes lmfao

Atleast one China team is going through blud, live in fucking reality for once lmfao

Cry about it bum

Two retards stroking each other lmfao

Reminder: Only 1 team from Pacific+China has made playoffs haha

Most intelligent Shite opinion, somehow it landed between dogshit and catshit.

Wow

Made up for all the trash talking he was doing, fucking bum thinks he can talk shit to the GOAT

Go home Bronzil

Retarded pooper rex fan moment as usual, bum wrote '2 years' as if this is entirely an different game now lmfao

There is a reason why Riens modeled his game after Leo, the guy who can singlehandedly shit on those femboys from pooper rex lmfao

Bounce on it while you are at it lmfao

Ara is bigger than him and this shitcan of a team called pooper rex, mfs won one tournament after tons of luck and formatting issue and suddenly their clown fans thought they are ELITE lmfaooo

VCT 2022 was so free for Americas yet they couldn't win all events.

EMEA(Best region of 2021): Most impacted region. Teams, players, coaches, staff etc couldn't travel. Organization were gulaged. Sub region league were shut down.

Pacific: Still trying to be competitive outside that Vision Striker core. Crazy Racoons(weak international showing in 2021) and ZETA crossing out to see who comes out of Japan. South east asia with very low skill ceiling and no international exposure. Certified one team region and even they were chokers.

China: Didn't exist.

LOUD and Optic trophies shouldn't count at all, pure mickey mouse trophies.

People shit talk Acend for Champs 2021 but they faced all elite teams especially the finalists of last event and had too much pressure outside the game as well. They are the REAL champions.

He's talking about Midlorescent and the shitcans who like that tier 434556 pro

Hope this helps, I_Love_Bronzil

Aleksibot lmfao

Yeah better at being shit lmfao

Cuckmericas only wins have come against an unmotivated Chinese region lmfao

Sentibums are forever going to be EMEA's bitches, horrible ass team

Gold2 is the most overrated trashcan team of all time, mfs have massive egos as if they won the last 3 champs instead of getting dicked down by Chronicle lmfao

LRG is carried by Bonkar, who is from EMEA, and is practically life gaming, will get eliminated extremely early in playoffs( if they even reach one lmfao)

Mid in Bronzil got lucky against a unmotivated Chinese team, 10/10 times will get that spanked by RRQ/BLG

Overrated based on what lmfao??

You keep outing yourself as a retarded 14 year old blud with these horrible takes, its literally evident at this point that you started watching this game 6 months ago and I am being generous.

Nats barely has off games, any real Titan of this game barely has bad games.

I remembered that Zeek farmed Bronzil, W Zeek

Obviously your dumbass is playing their achievements down as usual lmfao, stop oinking piggy, how many times I have told you that?

1.65 rating and he hasn't even faced any unmotivated Chinese teams yet, that's crazy

Some bums will hit clips at officials just to impress 14-year-olds and then get eliminated by any serious contender lmfao

W thread bro, these 14 year old pooper rex hormonal fangirls who thrist over nerd ass valorant players won't like it lmfao

Like damn, your grades are falling, focus on that instead of kpoopifying everything haha

Kpoop has legit done horrible things to the world, wonder when will they ban it

Which one of the dogshit teams do you guys thing are going through to disappoint in the playoffs?

You must be the biggest clanker on this website, mf brings insta bad luck to anything his dumbass touches lmfao

10/10 times BLG would've won if you didn't put that shit on lmfao

Aspas is dropping 50 kills each map; he's bigger than the entire Pacific + China combined.

MIBR 26-0.

#FilhaDaPuta

See? You know ball, almost everyone who has been here since the beginning and witnessed every international knows this Champs trophy has 'EMEA' written all over it. Its too easy to tell.

China isn't going back to back
Americas, lol
Pacific, who even has a chance from Pacific? Maybe DRX, I'll give them 90% chances of being the only capable Pacific team to win champs since Riot can flip out anytime for their Korean overlords and maybe 10% chance to Pooper Rex, shitcans who got farmed for years finally go back to back? Its still a possibility.

Lets say EMEA doesn't win this one, I am literally ASSURED that they'll win out all 3 next year, now its upto this shithole to decide which one do they chose to make peace with

Lmfao

Don't let your Korean-dominated-tinpot-region winning their first games delude you into thinking that they'll send all 4 to playoffs lmfao

Only 2 are going, which 2 are those? I don't know and don't really care since they aren't winning the trophy either. No champs trophy after 5+ years gonna hit different lmfao

Mfs talking about 'Tal0n will 2-0 Liquid', Liquid will stay make out of the group and slap every Pacific team on their way to top 4 lmfao

ASSpas and Bronzil 1 trophy in 5+ years lmfaoo and that too when EMEA was nerfed lmfao

I remember Gambit beating the shit of Team Vikings where that bald shitcan Sacy and Saadhak used to play lmfao, entire region used to get bitched everyday and still does till THIS date.

ASSpas also amazing at last event, whopping 0.57 rating while playing 2 matches, fraudulent bum can't play more than 3-4 agents lmfaooo

This website has got some new mods, 3-4 years ago we had GIGACHADS moderating, who'll only ban if you were being very weird ( like that one TL Daiki post), these new mfs have chained me down to hell bruh, also I don't know what 'ragebaiting' means, if its another term for being a ball knower, then that's a normal thing for me

That's only STEP 1, all the copers should know that T1 spanking is about to hit AGAIN, lmfaoo

'Prefect Valorant' lmfaoo

Burger brained americuck fans start comparing non-existent bullshit like 'AURA' when their teams get that BELT lmfaooo

These bums are about to get grouped lmfaoo

So I had LRG and Sentibums making out of the groups for the Americuck region, and so far LRG have done that, but Sentibums have shat the bed early which means there might be another Americuck team making out of the groups instead of them. Now Gold2 is getting grouped 100%, so we are only left with Mibr( Made in Bronzil), which is another dogshit team with ASSpas at the helm and a whole army of stat-watching immature, biased Bronzilians fans behind them.

Hence the conclusion is that we might have to pick between the 2 evils:

1. Sentibums beating GX in the rematch and making out( makes most sense, since they have been EMEA's bitches for a while now)

OR

2. Mibr making out of the groups which will delude more people into stroking ASSpas's shit and helping inflate Bronzilian's ego ( fuck this possibility)

OR

3. Christmas might come early for me if GX slams Pooper Rex and Sentibums eliminate them to make out regardless. If this happens, I wouldn't even need to watch the rest of the tournament lmao, Pooper Rex and Gold2 getting grouped will be generational

Outing yourself as a casual is crazy blud, anyone who watched FPX pummel PRX will say otherwise

Father of PRX

Nah, Pooper Rex has has had multiple fathers over the years and sure there is an argument for him as well but I think Suygetsu will always be the supreme father

Why is a 100 shitcan retard talking about trophies? EMEA still has more trophies, you clown. Keep giving horrible takes, bum

Honestly, it comes so naturally to them; both Ara and Grubinho played below their standards, but the ELITE Cloud made up for the difference. Tough match ahead, if GX stabilizes in that match, then we'll have to start having some honest conversations about them. Well done, GX

Pooper Rex fans don't know that coz that tinpot organization is only good at getting fathered by Suygetsu in Valorant lmfao

Russian = EMEA, burger brained geography from shite as usual

Right

So the so called biggest event of the year is gonna start so I have decided to enlighten the slow kids here with some BALL KNOWLEDGE

Easy prediction: EMEA wins champs ( already said it when Pooper Rex won Toronto https://www.vlr.gg/post/5078649/emea-fans-need-to-understand )

Moderate prediction: All 4 EMEA teams make playoffs( GX without practicing with Ara can be detrimental to them since Sentibums are making out of the group as well)

Hard prediction: EMEA takes up entire top 4( doing what EMEA was so close to doing back in 2021 can just initiate the return of the 'Greatest Region', we'll be there)

A lot of deluded clowns are gonna weep under this thread so let me simply put it out there, Heretics/Liquid are taking this trophy anyway, you can cry as much you want lmfao

Yeah, they are horrible lmfao

Yes, fahterless nobodies like you don't care about those trophies, obviously smelly pig 😂😂

He won the trophies and got the paychecks while you roll in pile of shit like a fatherless smelly pig lmfao

Happens when you invest too much time building fake persona for 14 year olds and then they trip out like they usually do lmfao